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what the sections do in their spare time

Piccolos: Screaming instead of being productive

Flutes: staying up too late checking tumblr and crying

Clarinets: probably doing math homework or other nerd shit

Bass Clarinets: Laughing at how nerdy the soprano clarinets are

Oboes: Making reeds and getting really angry

English Horns: Making Reeds and being really disappointed

Bassoons: Making Reeds and softly crying

Contrabassoons: not existing.

Saxes: Laughing at boob jokes

French Horns: Modeling cute animals with clay then destroying them, crying afterwards screaming “I’ve become a MOOONSTERRR”

Trumpets: Staring in the mirror shouting insults at themselves until other people are around then they just brag about how they are “all star 1st Chair trumpet”

Trombones: coming up with really cringe worthy ways to say “No Homo”

Euphoniums: Making others feel awkward but being more awkward by comparison

Tuba: buzzing their lips (not on a mouthpiece if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Percussion: banging on things with a stick (If you know what I mean  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )