1, Don’t expect me to like you. I barely like anyone, you will get no special treatment from me just because he likes you.

2. Don’t think my affections can be bought. I have expensive tastes. And I am not that shallow.

3. I already have a Mother figure. She is a brilliant Woman and everyone else pales in comparison. I am not asking you to fill a void. 

4. Don’t don’t steal from us. I mean it. Don’t. 

5. Don’t break his heart. 

6. Don’t treat him as your Toy. Or personal servant. Or slave. If I hear of anyone treating him as anything other than an equal I will hurt you. 


((Okay, so how many of these rules have already been broken? XD