Request: @rubyquartzshades asked “Edmure Tully x reader, pls!!! Based on the song “This is my idea” from The Swan Princess. Where the reader is a daughter of a Tully Bannerman. Thank you so much !!! Sincerely, knucklehead mcspazatron”
When we were little, Jaime and I were so much alike that even our lord father could not tell us apart. Sometimes as a lark we would dress in each other’s clothes and spend a whole day each as the other. Yet even so, when Jaime was given his first sword, there was none for me. ‘What do I get?’ I remember asking. We were so much alike, I could never understand why they treated us so differently. Jaime learned to fight with sword and lance and mace, while I was taught to smile and sing and please. […] Jaime’s lot was to be glory and power, while mine was birth and moonblood. (Sansa VI, ACOK)
Yes, your mother, your precious mother, my own sweet sister Catelyn. Don’t you think to play the innocent with me, you vile little liar. All those years in Riverrun, she played with Petyr as if he were her little toy. She teased him with smiles and soft words and wanton looks, and made his nights a torment. (Sansa VII, ASOS)
Suspicious of Sansa
Queen you shall be … until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear. (Cersei III, AFFC)
You think you can have any man you want because you’re young and beautiful. (Sansa VII, ASOS)
Resented the patriarchy for being “sold off”
I was to be sold to some stranger like a horse, to be ridden whenever my new owner liked, beaten whenever he liked, and cast aside in time for a younger filly. (Sansa VI, ACOK)
Father said I ought to thank the gods that so great a lord as Jon Arryn was willing to take me soiled, but I knew it was only for the swords. (Sansa VII, ASOS)
There were chills in this room, and her wretched royal husband had died beneath this canopy. Robert Baratheon, the First of His Name, may there never be a second. A dim, drunken brute of a man. Let him weep in hell. (Cersei VII, AFFC)
That was hard, to see him every day and still be wed to that old cold man. Jon did his duty in the bedchamber, but he could no more give me pleasure than he could give me children. His seed was old and weak. All my babies died but Robert, three girls and two boys. All my sweet little babies dead, and that old man just went on and on with his stinking breath. So you see, I have suffered too. (Sansa VI, ASOS)
Killed their husbands
Oh, indeed. Cersei gave him the wineskins, and told him it was Robert’s favorite vintage.“ The eunuch shrugged. “A hunter lives a perilous life. If the boar had not done for Robert, it would have been a fall from a horse, the bite of a wood adder, an arrow gone astray … the forest is the abbatoir of the gods. It was not wine that killed the king. It was your mercy. (Eddard XV, AGOT)
No need for tears … but that’s not what you said in King’s Landing. You told me to put the tears in Jon’s wine, and I did. (Sansa VII, ASOS)
Had secret affairs
And Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel … whole. (Eddard XII, AGOT)
I want you now, this very night. And I must warn you, after all these years of silence and whisperings, I mean to scream when you love me. (Sansa VI, ASOS)
Killed by their lover, the last person they expect to betray them
And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you. (Cersei VIII, AFFC)
“Only Cat.” He gave her a short, sharp shove.
Lysa stumbled backward, her feet slipping on the wet marble. And then she was gone. She never screamed. For the longest time there was no sound but the wind. (Sansa VII, ASOS)
The Brain Busters (w/ Bobby Heenan) Vs. The Young Stallions WWF on Z Channel [November 17th, 1988]
Much to Gorilla Monsoon’s chagrin, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan pulls double duty in this match, both commentating and managing the team of Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson, known together as The Brain Busters. The trio made for an impressive entity, often utilizing each other’s presence to get the job done. They’d certainly need every advantage they could get in this match, taking on the larger than life team of Jim Powers and Paul Roma, The Young Stallions. This is a great back-and-forth tag team match from the heyday of the WWF, when the company had reached the top spot in the world and did so by featuring athletes like these.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark Characters: Sandor Clegane, Sansa Stark, Original Clegane-Stark Character(s), Arya Stark, Gendry Waters, Petyr Baelish, Robert Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Joffrey Baratheon, Ned Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Parents, Married Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark, Married Life, Family Feels, Family Fluff, Family Bonding, Fatherhood, Motherhood, Cute Kids, Original Character(s), Mild Language, Implied Sexual Content, Pregnancy, Lawyers, Husbands, Wives, Swearing, Long-Term Relationship(s), Comedy, Fluff, Domestic Fluff Summary:
Sandor Clegane knows that he swears. His beloved wife, Sansa, knows. Hell, even their three young children know. But since getting married and becoming a father, Sandor truly has tried his best to refrain from using curse words, especially in front of the little ones. However, when his weary wife institutes the “swear jar” to train him to curb his colorful language, Sandor and Sansa both come to the realization that sometimes you just can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lyanna Stark, Domeric Bolton, Howland Reed, Maege Mormont, Brandon Stark, Rickard Stark, Elia Martell, Rhaegar Targaryen, Catelyn Tully Stark, Lysa Tully Arryn Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Lyanna Lives, Elia lives Summary:
Domeric had once told her that men called her the young wolf. Lyanna had heard herself called the soiled wolf, and other less kind things besides.
Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jon Snow/Sansa Stark Characters: Jon Snow, Sansa Stark, Lyanna Snow - Character, Robb Stark, Minor Characters, Ned Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, First Meetings, Grocery Store, Flowers, Crushes, Jon Snow is a sweetheart, Jon and Sansa Are Not Related, First Kiss, Soulmates, Love at First Sight, Loss of Parent(s), Mentions of Cancer, Depression, Grief/Mourning, Pregnancy Summary:
Jon attempts to save his mother’s grocery store from shutting down and decides to try a new sales strategy. Who knew it would lead him to meeting the most exquisite being to walk into his life? Jon realises he has a massive crush, one that would not ever go away easily.