If attraction was a conversation about flowers
  • Straight person: I like roses!
  • Gay person: I like tulips!
  • Bisexual person: I like roses and tulips!
  • Pansexual person: I like every type of flower!
  • Demisexual person: I'm not a big fan of flowers, except I saw these dandelions at the store yesterday and OHMYGOD THEY'RE WONDERFUL
  • Asexual person: I'm allergic to flowers, but I still think they're pretty!
  • Aromantic person: I just don't really get the hype about flowers.
  • Homophobic person: WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL ROSE LOVERS??? HELL FOR YOU!!!