God damn it. (Tweethearts story for bri)

{A/N: look i have a lot of feelings, also i love @daveeddiggsit so i wrote this…i tried…lin is a twitter addict daveed isn’t so his twitter personality is hard to piece together….anywhore enjoy}

New @clppg merch, modeled by the only one who rocks no pants a hoodie and sneakers
*photo of bri in a clipping hoodie, head down hair peaking out*

The outtake photos are just for me…but those are definitely my favorite

Ya’ll keep asking her names bri…shes a good one…

@daveeddiggs lies i am the worst kind of person…

@cabassabri lies….

@daveeddiggs: don’t tempt the evil in me…we live together i have a full arsenal.

@cabassabri i have just as much on you…miss vegas…

@daveeddiggs don’t you dare

@cabassabri what? This…
*link to vegas fic*

@daveeddiggs you’re dead to me…

@cabassabri ‘vegas D vegas’ i finally understand why it was all over my insta with curry

@daveeddiggs keep going and see what happens

@cabassabri what? Gonna write me out of vegas? Replace your dirty fantasies with curry?

@daveeddiggs fine i warned you
*photo of daveed asleep drooling*

@cabassabri 😨 why…

@daveeddiggs how about
*posts sesame street rap video*

@daveeddiggs mr. 'Sex sex sex sex fuck her till she faints’ nah you all about that tubber duck life

@cabassabri i want a divorce

@daveeddiggs we’re not married

*2 hours later*

Show these shorties how to get that make that work work
*insert photo of bri shock faced with a ring on her finger*

@daveeddiggs and i have been dating for like 2 years…so…

Work_work_: @cabassabri WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US!

@work_work_ you never asked….

Shes stuck with me…forever
*photo of daveed and bri backto the camera with basketball jerseys on, on the back 'diggs’*

Man if all of clippings songs turn into love raps about my ass i swear

@cabassabri every song is about your ass babe…

@daveeddiggs god damn it..

Shes perfect….shes….my world
*photo of bri asleep on daveeds chest hand going through her hair, soccer asleep on them*

anonymous asked:

Good day to you, sir Vladimir, were you always this satisfied with your appearance or have you ever wished you were slimmer? Has

If I were to be completely honest, I do wish I were slimmer. The last thing I need is to draw comparisons to the overfed Gerudo Boar that shares this space…

*Chubbydorf barges in*

You rang, tubbers? *oink oink*


Tucker Appreciation Week: Day 5 - Celebration  

I had no idea what I could draw for this day, I was sitting and staring at sai and then this came out

Well it has something to do with celebration :^)


 HEYYYYYYY HEYYYY  guys, how are you all? I hope you’re all doing well.     \(^▽^)/ I have a lot of things to celebrate:  i have been here 5 years , i hit 25.6K  AND   MY BIRTHDAY is soo close its on 8 janurery hehehe ,  BTW  this year is almost over  and I decided to make this follow forever to THANK YOU ALL  for making my dashboard awesome everyday (ꈍᴗꈍ)♥  and i’d like to thank my lovely girl, my sweet friendd, myyy ohh what elsee ?myyy babygirll xD  SESUKES ★ *huggsss*  (●´ω`●) soo yeah Happy holidays  and I hope you have a wonderful time with your family and friends  and that 2017 treats you well   (◡‿◡✿)   i’d like to say thank you to these blogs for making my dash so interesting, and to their owners for having such lovely personalities!  Here’s a list of awesome blogs you should follow .. insp : the graphics idea comes from these lovleyy: tobiohchan and sesukes .

Bold : My Precious Mutual (ノ>ω<)ノ :。・:*:・゚’☆


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little known danny phantom canon facts

did u know……………………………

  • tubber licked the emergency ham???????
  • students at casper high write fanfic about why dabby carries around thermos, 94% is smut, 6% is angsty hurt/comfort???????
  • biggest writers of this fanfic are nathan and kwan (this is confirmed in s3)?????
  • clockwork enjoys the macarena but doesnt understand the electric slide because it is from another dimension?? he thinks the time warp is cultural appropriation and finds it deeply offensive??
  • dabby has offend clockwork many times with this
  • goth’s fave song is actualy the part of hey ya where they say “alright alright alright alright” but she hates the rest of the song???
  • jack fenton is actually au john cena?
  • vlab only likes packers for aesthetic???
  • vlab ate blood blossoms once and he got indigestion but he also got high and sang dancin in the street for 4 ½ hours thanks jack for the wild party

now u know


BEHOLD!!! The biggest bunch of cuties you will ever dang see~ Did a super fun collab with @rockinrollsart!!! Oh my god this was so fun!!!! jashdkahsd

Top image: Lines by Rockin, colors by me! Pacifeast AU, tubbies with a blog! The premise is that Papyrus introduces Sans and Toriel to some really supportive feedee/feeder communities and they gain (hah<3) so much support from a bunch of fellow fat-lovers.

Bottom Image: Lines by me, colors by Rockin! Dances with Goats AU, based on an idea from @prismportrait! Eventually Sans’ tummy gets in the way of removing and putting on her ballet gear. Thankfully Toriel is quick to lend a hand (and a cuddle or two <3)

Blame It On the Baby Hormones

She blames it on the baby hormones. It started with the cravings. Her stomach would growl at the thought of salty, sweet things. Sour, pickled things; bacon. She salivates at the thought of crunchy, deep fried pork. She was weak when it came to the want; the fulfillment. Especially when she starts craving Camila Cabello.



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The funny thing is,

I don’t think RIB realized how easy it would’ve been to keep the Faberry fandom happy, even with Dianna Agron only guest starring. We knew they were never going to actually put them together (which, ironically, would’ve made it one of the best twists ever), but even little throwaway lines here or there: Rachel saying to Kurt, “Hold on, I’m talking to Quinn” while on her laptop, or Rachel coming in with a suitcase at the beginning of an episode and Santana asking, “How’s Tubbers?”, or Rachel setting up the couch at the end of an episode because “Quinn’s visiting.” We would’ve loved it.

Instead, they tried to throw in a few last minute mentions by Kitty and Sue, with no reactions from the actual ladies themselves or even any interaction between the two of them in the last season, and called it good.

The signs as fandoms

Aries: Barneyerz (Barney fandom)

Taurus: Choo choo’s (Thomas the tank engine fandom)

Gemini: Doritas (Dora fandom)

Cancer: Hot pups (Clifford the big red dog fandom)

Leo: Nooties (pingu fandom)

Virgo: Bacon strips (Peppa pig fandom)

Libra: Hue hue blears (Bear in the big blue house fandom)

Scorpio: Superwholock (Superwholock fandom)

Sagittarius: Wonderęéěs (Wonder pets fandom)

Capricorn: Diegotata’s (Diego fandom)

Aquarius: Building blob’s (Bob the builder fandom)

Pisces: Tubbers (Teletubby fandom)


. Taylor Alison Swift (1989)


2. Scott Kingsley Swift (1952)3. Andrea Gardner Finlay (1958)


4. Lt. Col. Archie Dean Swift (1914-1998)5. Rose Baldi Douglas (1920-1994)6. Robert B. Finlay (1920-2003)7. Marjorie Moehlenkamp (1928-2003)


8. Archie Dean Swift (1877-1961)9. Bernice Maude Thompson (1882-1979)10. Charles Gwynn Douglas (1891-1959)11. Louise Baldi (1896-1976)12. Lance George Finlay (1876-1951) (born Southampton, England, November 16, 1876)13. Eleanor Mayer (1886-) (born Dunkirk, New York January 29, 1886)14. Elmer Henry Moehlenkamp (1897-1972)15. Cora Lee Morrow (c1901-1962)


16. Charles James Fox Swift (1845-1902)17. Josephine Reno (1848-1920)18. Willie Wilbur Thompson (1852-1940)19. Barbara Maria Jane Kingsley (1857-1927)20. Charles Douglass (1852-1931)21. Mary Jane Gwynn (c1854-1892)22. Charles Carmine Antonio Baldi (c1862-aft1930)23. Louise E. Unknown (1860-aft1930)24. George Finlay (born in Scotland)25. Unknown26. Julius Mayer (born in Germany)27. Delia Gunther (c1849-) (born in New York)28. Henry J Moehlenkamp (c1858-1937)29. Emma Bruns (1864-1954)30. Sanford H. Morrow (1855-)31. Sallie Wells Faulkner (1874-)

3rd Great Grandparents

32. Julius C. Swift (1792-1876)33. Lydia Hawkins (1818-1894)34. Martin Luther Reno (1816-1891)35. Hannah Iddings (1820-1910)36. Daniel E. Thompson (1813-1876)37. Annis Knapp (1818-1880)38. Rev. Alanson Kinsley (1815-1881)39. Laura Ann Jackett (1825-1869)40. Benjamin S. Douglass (1831-1887)41. Isabella Boys (1834-)42. Francis Gwynn (c1813-1886)43. Susan Davis (c1815-1887)54. Unknown (born in Germany)55. Unknown (born in Germany)56. Unknown (probably born in Germany)57. Unknown (probably born in Germany)58. Unknown (probably born in Germany)59. Unknown (probably born in Germany)60. Sanford Harry Morrow (c1826-)61. Frances Hewitt (1828-)

4th Great Grandparents

64. Nathaniel Swift, Jr. (1749-1825)65. Sarah Thomas (1751-1835)66. George Washington Hawkins (1779-1854)67. Avis Sheldon (1783-1865)68. Benjamin Reno (1789-1865)69. Catherine Swick (1791-1858)70. Joseph Iddings (1785-1845)71. Hannah Hoopes (1790-1875)72. William Thompson (1780-1850)73. Sally Palmetier (1788-1859)74. Comfort Knapp (1770-1850)75. Tirzah Gillett (1774-1849)76. Oren Kingsley, Jr. (1787-1870)77. Margaret Buchanan (1791-1877)78. William Jackett (1787-1872)79. Barbary Hart (1789-1872)80. Joseph Douglass (1790-1860)81. Caroline Luke (1790-1847)82. John Boys (c1795-)83. Harriet Unknown (c1802-)

5th Great Grandparents

128. Capt. Nathaniel Swift (1707-1790)129. Abia Tubber (1713-1782)132. Uriah Hawkins (1731-1809)133. Deborah Winsor (c1728-)134. John Sheldon (1752-1845)135. Abigail Phillips (1752-1842)136. William Reno (1767-1824)137. Amanda Catherine Patterson (1767-)138. John Swick?140. James Iddings (1759-1811)141. Mary Peirce (1760-1828)142. Ezra Hoopes (1751-1811)143. Ann Hickman (1753-1833)144. William Thompson (1749-1782)145. Martha Forbes (1755-1816)146. John I. Palmatier (c1760-1849)147. Maria Yerry (c1762-)148. Amos Knapp (c1740-c1786)149. Unknown Nelson150. Jacob Gillet (1749-1777)151. Deborah Monroe (1753-1833)152. Oren Kingsley (1764-)153. Huldah Coon (c1766-)154. Thomas Buchanan (1767-1853)155. Sarah Livingston (1769-1843)156. Michael Juckett157. Amy Fry158. Unknown Hart (c1778-)

6th Great Grandparents

284. Joshua Hoopes285. Hannah Ashbridge

So I started talking to this guy for a few weeks into my Christmas break, and everything was going great! He liked the same music I did, went to the same college and was actually from the area so I was really excited. While texting over break though he dropped the bomb that he had to leave really quick because he had to go sing happy birthday…his family sings happy birthday to Jesus and makes an actually birthday cake. What the actual fuck, I actually thought he was being sarcastic or I hoped…he wasn’t. I should have known then to run but we finally went on a date after he came back to campus a few days before classes start again.

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