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Things That Happened At A 9am Band Practices

- a girl ate sushi while lying on the floor
- a friend of the girl eating sushi judged her and then took and ate her sushi after pouring a bunch of soy sauce on it
- another girl pulled five bananas out of her backpack
- a boy sat on his trombone
- a girl’s saxophone neck strap snapped
- the band director was twenty minutes late
- while the tubas tuned, a girl’s phone went off at the loudest volume playing a tune from Twenty One Pilots
- the bari sax player had a nosebleed while playing
- the oboe player gave up and started making a screeching noise on her instrument