flutes: salty, cant tune, will fight you, loyal and smart
clarinets: tired, dont give a fuck, either very good or very very bad
trumpets: chill. shy but hilarious. “everyone” likes them
alto sax: jazz - 10/10 chill dudes, very nice. concert - who?
tenor sax: prissy, very good, would not recommend long exposure too
bari sax: sad
trombones: new to band, total meme hos,
tuba: v smol, baby of the band, must protect
percussion: sonuvabitch, talented but dicky
I’m gonna pop some brass
Only got a piccolo in my pocket
Lookin for a drummer
This is fluting awesome
Walk up into the club like, “What up, I got a big horn!”
I’m so pumped, I bought a Tuba from the music store.
Ice in the water, there ain’t none cause it’s band camp.
The people like, “Dang, all we wanted was a break, man.”