Pidgin vs Pigeon

When people ask me what languages I speak apart from English, I tell them I speak Pidgin. Usually, the question I get in the Continental US when I say that is, “Like the bird?” or “You can speak bird?!”

Yes. I speak bird.


Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.