tsunade is the coolest

Debate on the coolest guy
  • Naruto: Don't make fun of him! Obito's the coolest guy ever!
  • Me: Wait for it. 1...2....3....
  • Minato & Kushina: .... is he going through a rebellious phrase?
  • Neji: I'll haunt you, Naruto! That man was the reason I died a virgin!
  • Karin: *drops her glasses* I'm supposed to be related to him?
  • Suigetsu: Man, Sasuke's rubbing off you. Then, again, even Sasuke's not that cold.
  • Lee: That's youth!
  • Ino: And here I thought you were gay for Sasuke. But really, Naruto? Hitting on a guy old enough to be your dad?
  • Hinata: So my future boyfriend thinks my cousin's murderer is the coolest guy. How does that work?
  • Tsunade: It's decided then. The next Hokage. Sasuke it is.
  • Orochimaru: And people tell me I'm crazy.
  • Jiraiya: *wails* Where did I go wrong? Somebody tell me!
  • ...
  • Sakura: *blinks* Sasuke-kun, do you want to elope with me?
  • Sasuke: *shrugs* Why the hell not?
  • Sakura: Husbando!
  • Sasuke: Waifu!
  • ...
  • Kaguya: ....what the fuck is wrong with the world?