happy birthday to the day I witnessed Dipper Pines pull himself out of a horrendous car wreck and then drag his beaten bloody body across the apocalyptic wasteland groaning ’Mabel’ through the pain I died and was reborn from that scene
I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE your Mafia Au!! I simple fell for Frances design, since his "sisters" in canon are Seychelles and Monaco, do they play any part in the story?
in this au, france’s timeline 🇫🇷 is split into before and after he quits the force. both monaco and seychelles feature in the latter part
monaco leaks documents to france that reveal an international breadcrumb trail stringing some big offshore accounts. she whistleblows the tax evasion/bank front fraud that connects switzerland, liechtenstein, iceland, and macau (and china by proxy)
seychelles, bartender, is france’s drinking buddy and occasional fuckbuddy. everyone in this au is a serial enabler of someone else’s vices. and every single person breaks the cardinal rule of not getting fucked up with your own dealer (france and seychelles with alcohol; england and hong kong with downers (“i don’t do uppers on the job”); and please imagine the brilliant shenanigans of trucker canada and cop prussia as weed dude-bros)