Aries: “If I download porn, they’ll watch it anyway.” Taurus: “There’s this pose that I wanted to really push and I tried seven times, but failed all seven times.” Gemini: “Just like fireworks, we foresee our own possibilities. But it shines for a short moment and disappears, just like those fireworks. And that’s life.” Cancer: *first vlog he isn’t wearing glasses*“It’s the first time I’ve seen the world so bright. It’s so bright right now.” Leo: “If I’m a pair of basketball shoes, then you’re a pair of flip flops.” Virgo: *trying to twerk* “Wait a second, something keeps moving.” Libra: “The other day I woke up at 4am because this noise sound, and I went straight to the kitchen and there was Jungkook with a vacuum. And he was sucking up all the fruit flies.” Scorpio: *picking up toothpicks*“I’m gonna use these to stab the members in the order they come through the door.” Sagittarius: “It sounds like there’s an army tank coming through whenever I snore.” Capricorn: “This can’t be aired, right?” Aquarius: “I would be wearing my glasses while looking for my glasses. I can’t find my phone when it’s in my pocket.” Pisces: “If you want something to break, I can do it for you.”
I’d like to see aliens attempt fitting into the human “culture” by trying to twerk and taking bad selfies. Turians falling down and getting frustrated over not being able to do peace signs. Quarians being offended when people don’t recognize their duckfaces. Volus failing at everything. Like, I need.
Giovanni: could probably dance you the best tangos of your life, the sappy romantic bastard.
Maxie: awkward dad/mom dancing, but when nobody is looking he can headbang like crazy, if he gets dunk he’ll insist that he’s the best dancer in all of Hoenn and just end up embarrassing himself
Archie: knows some traditional Hoennese/ whatever they call Polynesian dances and is pretty good at some generic club moves
Cyrus: No just no, the most you’ll ever get out of him is a toe tap or two
Ghetsis: Knows all your basic Ballroom dances and some historical Unovan dances but when the party gets hotter (like the pop music comes on) he gets it in his head that he’s Miley Cyrus… and I feel guilty for putting the image of trying to Ghetsis twerk his old man ass in your heads
Lysandre: Can’t really dance with a partner because everyone (except for maybe Ghetsis but there’s no way that Lysandre would Compromise his dignity like that) and even though he seems so composed normally you should not let him dance UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE he’ll literally tear up the room.
- Hoseok’s fluid dance routine (he was literally sliding over the floor) - Hoseok’s bare legs - Jimin coming in on a hoverboard - Jimin trying to TWERK on the hoverboard - Jimin’s angry butt - Jimin doing a split out of the stand surprising even Hoseok xD - Jihope calling Tae asking him to hurry over to them - Jimin throwing shade to the fans about Namjoon and Jin - Taehyung CRASHING into the door with his bicycle (INTO THE FRIGGIN’ TRAINING ROOM) - out of breath Taehyung’s instant freestyle - Taehyung looking hot in tight black pants and shirt - Sunshine roommate line huddled together to say goodbye, while Jimin has them all in a hug