trying to kill my hand

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i see the the “draw pearl (with ears??) at 4am when you wanna draw but don’t know what to draw” door is still jammed wide open

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Don’t call me Turtle Man.

Spider Lily: The other shore

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ What the hell’s this? ”
“ That’s a low cholesterol meal. ”
“ God! Are you trying to kill me? ”
“ If I was gonna kill you, I’d use my hands. ”
“ Hey! I was waiting for that spot! ”
“ Face it, lady, we’re younger and faster! ”
“ I wouldn’t be afraid of death if I was you. ”
“ I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends. ”
“ My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children. ”
“ A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. ”
“ Secret’s in the sauce. ”
“ Come on down, Li'l Bit. There’s no firin’ squad waitin’ for ya. ”
“ Did you know they took my gallbladder out? ”
“ Oh yes, still in the hospital in a jar. ”
“ Oh it don’t make no kind of sense. ”
“ Towanda! Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare! ”
“ How many of them hormones you takin’, honey? ”
“ Well, hello there, miss. And who might you be? ”
“ Towanda, to you. Who’re you? ”
“ I must say, you are looking mighty fine today. ”
“ You a politician, or does lying just run in your family? ”
“ But how anybody could have thought she murdered that man is beyond me. ”
“ I beg your pardon? ”
“ Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a plate of fried green tomatoes. ”
“ You are absolutely, unconditionally, positively the most stubborn person. ”
“ This doesn’t have anything to do with trains, does it? ”
“ I don’t know what’s worse, church or jail. ”
“ You’re just a bee charmer. That’s what you are, a bee charmer. ”
“ Don’t you ever say never to me. ”
“ I can’t believe he / she swore on the Bible! ”
“ I don’t understand… ”
“ I hear they’ve got an assertive training class for southern women. ”
“ I can’t even look at my own vagina! ”
“ Well I can’t help you on that one honey. ”
“ That’s right, you gump-face, blown up, baboon-assed bastard! ”
“ Believe me when I tell you, I don’t want you to move out. ”
“ No, I love your stories. Tell me a story. ”
“ Go on you ol’ Bee Charmer, tell me a good tall tale. ”
“ Where the hell are you going with my money? ”
“ Who are you to boss be around? ”
“ I’m the one holding your money, that’s who. ”
“ See, now is a time for courage. ”
“ That frying pan did more than fry chicken that night. ”
“ It’s good to see you’re so happy. ”
“ Well I got mad, and it felt great. ”
“ I felt like I could just beat the shit out of all those punks! ”
“ I can understand having a funeral for an arm. ”
“ Did you hear that? ”
“ It’s funny how a little place like this brought so many people together. ”
“ I look back on it, when that cafe closed, the heart of the town just stopped beatin’. ”
“ You’re never gonna jump, are you? ”
“ I didn’t duck, and I hardly cried. ”
“ I’ll never be sad again. And you best not be sad neither. ”
“ I’ve been thinkin’, maybe I should move on. ”
“ I just don’t want to be selfish, that’s all.  ”
“ Maybe if I wasn’t here you’d settle down. ”
“ I’m as settled as I ever hope to be. ”
“ Oh hell, that seems normal to me. ”
“ All these people’ll live as long as you remember ‘em. ”
“ In the first place, there’s no body. ”
“ What you got is a whole lotta nothing. ”
“ What we got us here is a case of accidental death. Case dismissed! ”
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Araknea Thornstalker- You’re going to need a bigger book….

Araknea Moonward- seen as an ill omen to both dragons and other beast clans. These araknea are raised from birth to be the personal elite guard of the Swarm Queen and rarely leave her side.

Might try recoloring them later *tilts head*, but the males are done for now. Hey I didn’t forget their jewelry this time! For reference, Araknea are the size of….. eeeh…………… Mirrors or Wildclaws? Around 5M.

I can’t have been the only one who first thought this was Vlad doing the heart thing with his hands

pfft

(also psst I kinda like the sketch better

why do my sketches always look better than the final product why?? OTL)

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Credits for original Vlad drawing goes to Prommi

tattooartist!luke had just finished inking your skin, gloved fingers carefully tracing over your tender skin, lingering a moment longer than needed before bandaging you up. he was quite proud of himself for maintaining his professional demeanor while he tattooed your skin considering the fact that his heart nearly stopped beating and his palms began to sweat when he first saw you walk through the door. of course he thought his glances went unnoticed as he watched you pick out the design you wanted, but you saw him. of course he thought you were smiling at the designs you liked but you were really smiling at how the ‘tough guy’ really wasn’t so tough- or subtle- at all. he was a little too intrigued by you, to the average eye you may have come off as a ‘regular girl’, but luke knew you weren’t anything like anyone suspected. you were a puzzle, a intricate puzzle he was determined to figure out even as the first pieces stood right in front of him giving him so little to work with. he was now slowly processing your bill as his mind frantically tried to think of ways to talk to you just a moment longer. and you couldn’t deny your own curiosity, your desire to know him. you could just picture spending nights with him, your fingers tracing the detailed pictures on his body as you learned each story. to you, each tattoo was a chapter of his life and you wanted to read every one.

ouchwinwin  asked:

hI LOV HOW HAV U BEEN DOIN 💓💓💓💓😭💕💖 i hope ur drinking water getting rest and being haply ily

HII except for my cats trying to kill me by biting off my hands and giving me unneeded heart massage by jumping off of high places on my chest, im doing just fine 👌 yfhdgf I rest practically all the time and maybe thats the reason why my cats have so many opportunities to jump on me, i do drink but unfortunately its tea instead of water :’) and i’m very happy these days ^^ HBU? i hope you’re okay ILY!