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You went with Justin to an interview about how tour is doing. You’re standing behind the camera man and Justin has a straight face the whole time and you just want to see his beautiful smile. The interviewer: “let’s get a little deep…. how are you and Y/N? Does she go with you on tour?”
Justin: “Yeah she comes down and stays with me on the bus for a couple weeks and we hang out together after the shows we try tondo small dates butbits hard. Then I sadly have to send her home.” He pouts. Behind the camera man you glare at him making funny faces trying to make him laugh just a little, you were bored and tired you have heard the same questions the last couple days as Justin had interviews, Justin takes a glance over at you and he bends forward laughing at the faces *gif* as the interviewer turns to look, you stop and stand still, when he looks away you blow Justin a kiss and a small wink and wait for this interview to be over.

*Request: Imagine you are dating Happy & you get jealous easily and happy always has to reassure that he loves you.”

“Are you getting ready baby?” Happy asked you on the phone. He was already at the SAMCRO party and you had just got off work so you were trying to get ready then go see your old man. “Yes, I just got out the shower and I’m doing my hair and make up now, but do you know what would help this process go faster?” You asked him while flat ironing your hair. “Let me guess, me off the phone?” He said smiling.”Yes baby!” You said laughing. “Alright I’ll see you in the next hour. Bye.” He said hanging up before you had anytime to yell at him for saying an hour because he knew you took a long time to get ready. You really disliked going to these parties because you were very conservative and the girls at the parties were far from that. They were all sluts and Happy and the rest of the club already had sex with them so that bothered you because if you weren’t there a female would always be pushing up on Happy and that made your blood boil.

“Where are you?” Happy texted your phone as you were about to walk out the door. You replied, “Almost there.” Considering the fact that your house was only 15 minutes away from the club house. He knew damn well that you would take long so he shouldn’t have gotten his panties in a twist. As you pulled into the club house parking lot you could already smell the women, alcohol, and cigarettes from your car. You started walking to the door and once you walked in you were trying to find Happy. “Looking for your old man baby doll?” Gemma asked you. You didn’t notice her but you two weren’t the best of friends, matter of fact you disliked the sight of her but you just kept a smiling face because at the end of the day she was family to your man so you dealt with it. “Yes, you seen em?” You asked with a straight face. “Yeah, some little tart had his attention by the pool table a few minutes ago. She had a nice little ass.” She said smiling. You immediately made your way to where he was.


You couldn’t find Happy any where in the room, you tried to play if off by just standing at the bar and looking around the room but you couldn’t hide your anger anymore. “Hey sis.” Tig said. Out of everyone he was probably the only person besides Happy that you talked to or could even stand since he was very funny and dint stop bothering me until i smiled. “Hey Tiggy, have you seen Hap?” You asked with hopeful eyes. “Uh, yeah.” He said looking around the club house. “He was outside with a few guys.” He said and before he could finish the sentence you were up off the bar stool and made your way to the door. You yelled, “Thanks.” before walking off. once you got outside you saw Happy with a croweater and she was all on him in his face and he had a nice grip on her ass. You were pissed. The woman was laughing and all up in Happy’s face and it soon came to a stop once he noticed you looking at him. He soon had a serious face and made his way towards you. “I’m leaving.” you said walking to your car. “Y\N. We were just talking.” He said grabbing me. “Oh and her ass in your hands was you just talking too?” You said and he didn’t say anything back. “Yeah I didn’t think so.”

You walked to your car and he followed you. “Babe, you’re overreacting.” He said with a smirk on his face. You could tell he was a little bit tipsy, because he was happy before he got drunk because once he was drunk he was mad. “Overreacting? I don’t even like coming to these parties but I come for you and that’s what you do? I’m going home since I make a big deal out of everything. You don’t have to come home, stay here with your sluts and beer.” You said closing your door. Instead of going home you drive to Mayan territory and visited your cousin who was your only family member you talked to. “Lily! Open the door.” You screamed from the front of her house. Her boyfriend Bird opened the door and said, “She’s sleeping Y\N.” The front of the house smelled like weed and beer. “Move Bird.” You pushed him out the way and walked to the master bedroom, passing up Bird’s friends. “Wake up Lily.” You said to her. “Ugh, Y\N? What happened?” She said wiping her eyes. “I think I should leave Happy, he has too many women around him at those parties and I don’t even like going but I go for him and tonight I went and some tramp was all up in his face and her ass was in his hands LIly!” You said hoping to get dramatic feedback. “You woke me up to tell me that your man went to a party and women were around him. When me and you go out guys grab our asses and try to push up on us all the time.” You felt stupid and just laid there.


You stayed the night at Lily’s house and you woke up to 21 missed calls from Happy and text messages starting off good saying, “Babe.” “Where are you?” “I’m sorry.” then they drifted to more angry messages like, “Where the fuck are you?” “What the fuck” “Get your ass home!” You rolled your eyes and walked to the kitchen. Lily was cooking breakfast and she already ha food waiting for you. “You know I would appreciate if you let your man know where you were at.” You looked at her confused. “Him blowing up your phone and even calling my phone took me by surprise. He is planning something for you tonight so he told me to keep you here, but I wasn’t supposed to tell you that.” “Please, the last time Happy planned something special for me included going to Gemma’s house with the rest of the club. Happy only cares about that damn club.” You said to Lily. “Well Y\N, let’s go to the mall and do some retail therapy.” Lily said. “That sounds like a bet.” You said to her.

After a day of shopping you dreaded going back to the house, knowing that you had to see Happy and confront all of the problems from the night before. As you pulled up to the house you grabbed your stuff and made you way to the door and once you got to the door you noticed a note tapped to the door saying “I’m sorry.” You smirked but then came back to reality once you smelled smoke coming from inside your house. “You dropped all your bags, opened the door, and then ran into the kitchen where you found Happy using a fire extinguisher and cursing. Once he got the fire out of control you said, “Happy, what the hell are you doing?! Are you trying to burn the house down? You don’t cook!” “I know, I’m sorry I was trying to make a dinner for you but I let the damn thing on high and walked away and came back to a fire. I was trying to do something special for you. I got this fancy ass wine and made you a bath with those balls that you like that make bubbles. I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking.” He said cleaning up the mess. “You did all that for me?” You said with a smile. “Yeah, I thought you’d be mad I caused a fire. I’m sorry.” “Happy, I love you but let me do the cooking please.” You said laughing because he had looked a complete mess but he tried and that made you very happy. “I’m sorry about the other night, I was just being stupid. It’ll never happen again” He said. “I love you. Now lets take a bath.” 


Every month I pick a tarot deck out of my collection and pick 12 cards from that correlate to each sign of the zodiac. This is #Crushascope for January 2016.

I would also love to thank Alyssa for making this gif. You can follow her at @alyssafoote

Finally I want to thank Meg, Amanda, Got a Girl Crush, and all of you for helping me get tarot groove back. I love what I do and I can’t wait to share more of it with you. I love you all and wish you the happiest new year ever. xoxoxoxo.


Hello Capricorn and happy birthday! January is going on to be a month of making a tough decision making and moving forward with it. Your sign is very stoic and you always try to be the diplomat in all you do. Don’t be afraid of what you decide ruffles the wrong feathers. What matters is that you make up your mind and stick with a decision before it brings you down.


Renewed passion for something you have lost interest in. This month will bring you inspiration and new ideas. Those ideas will also bring on new alliances. Don’t be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it. You will see that January won’t disappoint when it comes to feeling inspired again.


January brings you peace, prosperity, and all the good things you have been working on. It’s time to start the new year knowing that you will reap the benefits of all the hard work you’ve been doing. It hasn’t gone unnoticed either. Perhaps a future promotion or upgrade is in the works for you.


It’s not as bad you think! The The Death card usually means changes. When I pulled this card for you the message was make a change in yourself or perhaps time to change your environment around you. Perhaps it’s time to finally quit smoking or look for a new job. But in order to move ahead you gotta change you first. These kind of changes usually lead to amazing things. So don’t lament too hard.


It’s a good month to really put yourself out there and have some fun outside of work. You need a fresh perspective and staying indoors with Netflix and chill will not be enough. Enjoy the company of your friends and make plans to try new things. It will be a great way to start the new year.


Start the year off with making peace with the things that didn’t go right. You can’t go into the new year holding on to the bad emotions. I’m not saying to forget about them or sweep them under a rug. I’m saying to make peace with them. Things didn’t pan out like you wanted to in 2015 but that doesn’t mean it will continue in the next year. Not if you let it. Be more present this month. Listen to your gut more too. You will be more in tune than usual so if something doesn’t feel right to you keep yourself at bay.


It’s time to take your power back from yourself this month. It’s time to master your own emotions. You’ve been letting them run the show for too long. I know it’s easier said than done but perhaps think about the bigger picture. Empower yourself with deep reflection and love for yourself. I wish I had pulled the Chariot instead as that card is all about taking control of a situation that has been bugging you down for far too long. Here is a theme song for you


Your integrity is your biggest strength. You know your worth now let others around you see that too. Put your best foot forward by showing the world how amazing, smart, and hardworking you are. This is also a good month to start putting new ideas into motion. You have the connections so make it happen.


Pick your battles this month Virgo. In a perfect world you would get your way all the time. However, you have 11 other signs to deal with. The best way to win your battles is through diplomacy. “You give a little, I give a little.” It will feel like an uphill battle but you will win if you master the art of compromise.


You will focus on the relationship with yourself this month. Are you giving up too much of yourself for the sake of others? Don’t wear out and make sure you make time for you. People will be asking you for more advice this month but don’t let it drain you. Have a small piece of tourmaline or obsidian handy to fight off draining vibes.


Victory is yours this month. Conflict resolution is at hand and you will be the winner. It’s been a rocky road but you will be a champion this month. Ride into every meeting with the confidence of a warrior and the charisma of a politician. You will go far my friends.


You’re setting a new goal this month and you are willing to do the work to get there. Your efforts will not go unnoticed. You’re on a path to success and your goal will be met. Have a clear head and don’t rush things. It may backfire and you don’t want to backtrack.

About Sonia Ana Ortiz:
Sonia Ortiz is American made with Cuban parts. She has been reading tarot for over 20 years. She is a licensed Reiki Practitioner, Bruja, Graphic Designer, and Guacamole Champion. She is the mother of the 2 best tuxedo cats on Earth. January’s horoscope used a mix from the Dali, Morgan-Greer, and and the Goddess deck (I really could not decide on one). You can follow her across all social media at @soniaaortiz.