trying to be funny again aren't you

fibro!tsuna stopped giving a fuck years ago tbh
  • reborn: i see. you have a crush on that girl, don't you?
  • tsuna: well, yes. everyone does. kyouko is amazing. she's lovely. she's wonderful. she's very kind. she's-
  • kyouko: tsuna you're going to embarrass me at this rate.
  • tsuna: no one said you had to eavesdrop on us.
  • kyouko: i wasn't! you were talking very loudly!
  • tsuna: kyouko, my maximum volume is an indoor voice.
  • kyouko: and i was right around the corner.
  • tsuna: you were eavesdropping
  • kyouko: was not
  • tsuna: was too
  • kyouko: not!
  • tsuna: too!!
  • reborn:
  • reborn, putting his gun away: tch
  • ...
  • classmate: hey dame-tsuna, what's up?
  • tsuna: i feel dead is what's up
  • classmate: geez, do you ever NOT feel tired? you always have to bring it up? will you ever STOP?
  • tsuna: that's not what i meant
  • classmate: well what DID you mean?
  • tsuna, bags under eyes, bedridden hair, rumpled clothes, looks intensely sleep deprived: very literally dead
  • classmate:
  • classmate: uh, maybe go back to sleep
  • tsuna: i have a sign that says 'That's Not How It Works, Helen', and i'm going to hit you with it
  • classmate: my name isn't hele-
  • tsuna: *hits him with it*
  • ...
  • mochida: sawada!!
  • tsuna: oh god no
  • kyouko: sigh
  • mochida: i challenge you to a duel for kyouko-chan's honor!!
  • kyouko: my honor is just fine, mochida-senpai
  • mochida: i- what? but-
  • tsuna: what have you got planned this time, senpai
  • mochida: that's- that's right! accept your fate like a man! i challenge you....
  • mochida: to TIC TAC TOE!
  • mochida: best 2 out of 3.
  • tsuna:
  • tsuna: sure
  • mochida: YES-
  • tsuna: if someone's willing to write my marks on the paper for me since i can't hold a pencil today
  • kyouko: *disappears*
  • everyone around them: *crickets chirping*
  • tsuna: welp. looks like your idea's another dud. try again next time
  • mochida, anguished: WHY MUST YOU BE LIKE THIS
  • ...
  • reborn: he does that every week?
  • tsuna: what? no. he does that every other day.
  • reborn: why don't you just accept his challenge and be done with it? i saw you hold something this morning
  • tsuna: yes, but then i wouldn't get to piss him off every other day of the week
  • tsuna: it's funny seeing a senpai so huffy, haha
  • reborn:
  • reborn: aren't you too old to be subscribing to the idea of making fun of people you like
  • tsuna: haha what, what are you talking about
  • reborn: i see.
  • reborn: you have a crush on that boy too, don't you
  • tsuna:
  • reborn: tsuna, the bell rang, it's time to get to class
  • reborn: tsuna?
  • reborn: tsuna you just got to campus you can't go home alrea
  • ...
  • tsuna, rolling around in bed: noooooo this can't be
  • reborn: tsuna
  • tsuna: i don't like him! i don't! not at all!
  • tsuna: he makes fun of me! he's trying to fight me! he likes KYOUKO!!
  • tsuna: i can't possibly like him! he's, like, my rival! for kyouko!
  • tsuna: not that i'm going to fight anyone for kyouko, i don't think she'd appreciate that
  • tsuna: i mean i can't fight anyway so the point is moot
  • reborn: tsuna
  • tsuna: I DON'T LIKE HIM!!
  • reborn: you're going to fall off the bed
  • tsuna: *falls off*
  • reborn: tsuna
  • tsuna, sobbing into hands: why didn't i see it sooner
  • reborn:
  • tsuna, whispering into hands: he's so full of energy..........
  • reborn: you must be very conflicted and in a lot of pain
  • tsuna, already feeling bruises forming: ow........

missyub  asked:

on the brighter shade of life, when soapies come barging on your door, we get more bits of your fab humour and also the best passive aggressive ym compilations so who am i to complain /// lol and it's so funny how ys is so 'alive' and the only y ship that matters rn but their people still need to go round doors trying to convert people like honey aren't you too insecure with your ship if that's so???

the only thing I like about antis coming on to this page to brag abt ys, and how ym is shit, is your fab responses after. & when you spam gifs of the everyday YM moments that makes my heart feel all warm and fluttery.

LMAO PLEASE that isn’t gonna happen here again but tysm i appreciate the love ♡ ♡ ♡ and those are my thoughts exactly man if something’s that good then you don’t need to go around trying to Recruit people for your fanclub like that but

The Signs As Famous Old Hollywood Actresses Quotes
  • Aries: Bette Davis; "Everything we need is out there, but we have to go get it, use it, take care of it, share it, and most poor bastards are content to just muddle through."
  • Taurus: Shirley McLaine; "Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power."
  • Gemini: Marilyn Monroe; "“Why do I feel this torture? Why is that I feel less human than the others (always felt in a certain way that I am sub-human, why in other words, I am the worst, why?)"
  • Cancer: Natalie Wood; "I saw my parents as gods whose every wish must be obeyed or I would suffer the penalty of anguish and guilt. I was so overprotected, I used to think I was as delicate as people said I was."
  • Leo: Maureen O'Hara; "As for me I have always believed my most compelling quality to be my inner strength, something I am easily able to share with an audience. I'm very comfortable in my own skin."
  • Virgo: Ingrid Bergman; "You must train your intuition - you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide."
  • Libra: Carole Lombard; "Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you'll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that's out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it's your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless."
  • Scorpio: Hedy Lamarr; "I appreciate subtlety. I love those who love me the most. I like to study people. But people try so hard to be charming. If it isn’t real, it becomes ridiculous. They make asses out of themselves."
  • Saggitarius: Gladys Cooper; [on looking into a mirror, on her deathbed]: "If this is what virus pneumonia does to one, I really don't think I shall bother to have it again."
  • Capricorn: Marlene Dietrich; "Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them."
  • Aquarius: Lana Turner; "How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?"
  • Pisces: Elizabeth Taylor; "I am glad that in my life I have never cut short my emotions. The most awful thing of all is to be numb."