running through a field of flowers, kissing under the moonlight, flying through the wind on a sunny day, odd looks, wearing beautiful dresses at a ball, cloud watching during the day and stargazing at night.
practicing combat together, holding each other on a balcony all night until sunrise, swearing oaths, a scribbled drawing of your loved one sleeping, feeling secure for the first time.
soft whispers in your ear, walking through a foreign city together, trying on new fashion trends, walking through the hallways like you own the place, doing each other's makeup at sleepovers.
braiding flowers into one another's hair, fiercely protecting what you're passionate about, walking through a forest together, going to an elegant party hand-in-hand.
jumping out of moving cars, stopping at your home for only hours at a time (and watering the plants), seeking adventure, cuddling each other for hours on end, running through a wild storm, taking risks.
holding hands in a big city, finding excuses to go to each other's workplace, escaping paparazzi, flirting with each other in the middle of meetings, going to each other's homes to watch movies and eat food, supporting each other.
sitting at the edge of a cliff together, being completely independent from one another but secretly being so dependent, judging others together, giving each other sly smiles, unleashing hell on anybody who hurts the her.
making each other coffee on sunday mornings, watching the sunrise together, working on cases together with ease, teasing each other, falling asleep on her chest, threatening anybody who might hurt her, wearing her shirt.
climbing to the top of the tallest tree in a forest, endlessly jabbing at each other, fleeting vulnerable moments, sacrifices, kissing with only candlelight.
baking cookies together in a cozy house, going to the farmer's market together, wearing floral dresses and button-ups, braiding each other's hair, basking in the sunlight.
encouraging each other to wear daring clothes, training together, undying support and devotion, walking through the hallways because you know you own the place, holding each other under silk sheets, sunlight streaming through stained glass windows.
doing pushups together, defending each other, kissing each other after a game won, swimming in a bright blue lake together and laughing, complimenting each other.
Hi!! If your request are still open I would like to request a BTS
reaction to you walking around your house in a tee shirt and underwear
please and thank you 😊
Hi~ Sorry for the long wait :) Here is your reaction!
BTS REACTION TO YOU WALKING AROUND ONLY IN AN OVERSIZED SHIRT AND UNDERWEAR
“ I’m a gentlemen therefore
I gotta act like one and make the lady as comfortable as she is. I mean, if she
took off her pants, it means that she trusts me enough to do it, right? Anyways
namjoon, just shut it and lend her a hoodie or something so that she doesn’t
freeze.” He pauses “Y/N!!! Do you want some hot cocoa and maybe some pants
to warm up! It’s cold in here” he’d cough
“ Ooh~ What a look” Seokjin
would wink at you “ I like those fuzzy socks, they match perfectly with that white
shirt and that gorgeous pair of legs” he’d comment flirtatiously “ Your legs look more appetizing than these chicken legs” he’d laugh at his own joke “ get it? Because I’m eating chicken legs…no? Okay then “
“Isn’t she feeling cold? I swear to my smol
chimchim that I shivered a few seconds when she passed by. Maybe it’s the
weather, or maybe it’s the fact that under that oversized shirt …@!#!%#@^$$.
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO a DEPRIVED 21 YEAR OLD MAN LIKE ME” jimin would fake a
sob “Screw college! All I need is a detox from this lack of action”
“Yeah maybe she just forgot
that normal humans usually wear pants? But she’s a normal human. Why am I
talking about her as if she’s abnormal for not wearing pants? Maybe I’m the one
who’s crazy. Yeah let’s just walk past her and ignore ignore ignore” he mumbles
“Jungkook” you call him
Oh well f*ck, here goes my purity. LEFT.DONE.VANISHED.RUINED. DECEASED.TERMINADO.FINITO.
Taehyung would be torn
between embarrassment and his tendencies to join along in crazy stuff
“ Oh well hi, Did I miss
something or did you forget something, because you’re like.. not wearing pants
and it’s uhm…” he’d feel his ears heating up as he’d try changing topics”IS
IT A NEW TREND?! SHOULD I JOIN YOU?”
Hoseok stares at you for a
few seconds before realizing the absence of any pants on your soft legs . He’d
probably follow along with you.
“WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA!” he
snaps his fingers “ No wonder why I get inspired more easily when my pants
come off. I should do it more often” Hoseok slowly takes off his pants off
“ Let’s make this a tradition , man” he’d bro fist you
old grandpa he is, he wouldn’t miss a chance to give you some constructive
“ Youth these days go around with no pants” He’d eye your long legs “
Not that I’m complaining or anything lik,e that, but don’t come complaining after
you catch a cold “ he’d cough “ Maybe I can help you warm up those legs and
prevent any of us from getting a flu.” He’d comment “Don’t get the wrong idea.
I only care about myself”
Dialogue prompt: "Hushed exclamation of wonder!" "What?" "I said, hushed exclamation of wonder."
HAHAHA oh my god hold on, I got this.
“She tried to drink from the fountain in the quad,” Keisha says as soon as she enters the room. Her hair is sticking wildly out of her braids and there’s a certain desperation in her eyes that’s become rather common the past few days. “Again.”
The three other students gathered in the empty classroom, huddled over coffee cups and half-filled notebooks, groan.
“I’ll add it to the board,” Abir says. There are deep bags under his eyes and he’s got the most coffee cups piled up in front of his chair. He hauls himself out of his seat and to the front of the room. He uncaps the dry erase marker and writes Drinking from fountain to the bottom, right under BROCCOLI AND WHIPPED CREAM ARE NOT HUMAN FOODS.
It’s a long, long list.
“Maybe,” Catherine says carefully, “we should tell her. I think she’d be more aware if she knew we knew. You know?”
“Fuck off,” Gio says. “I’ve been awake for way too long to make sense of that shit.” He puts his hand back down on the table, seemingly uncaring of the coffee puddle his hair falls into.
“She’s worked so hard though,” Keisha says, dropping down into an empty chair. “She’s getting better, really. She doesn’t do the stalker-stare as much anymore!”
“Yes she does,” Gio says, not lifting his head. “She just does it when you’re not looking. Still creepy.”
“I think Catherine is right,” Abir says, dragging himself back to his chair. “She thinks she’s blending in because we haven’t said anything. The suits almost saw her scuttle up that big pine tree yesterday. That doesn’t exactly scream human.”
“Exactly,” Catherine says, slapping the table. “If she knows we know then we can give her more obvious pointers! And stop her from giving herself away to the Men in Black.”
“We don’t know they’re the Men in Black,” Keisha says. “Maybe they really are auditing the university.”
The four friends stare at each other, Gio deigning to lift his head, for a long moment. Then they all burst out laughing.
“Oh my god,” Abir says, wiping tears from under his eyes. “I asked them about their geiger counters. They told me they were calculators.”
Catherine slaps the table again. “Ha ha, holy shit. That beats when they followed me and Georgiana into the ceramics room for some records.”
“I think my favorite part might be their fake ass badges,” Gio says. “I googled an IRS badge and they don’t look anything alike.”
“They’re so bad at their cover,” Keisha says, “it’s sad.”
“They might actually be worse at pretending than Georgiana is,” Gio says, “and she’s, you know.” He raises his eyebrows. “Not from around here.”
That sets them all off again. And if the laughter, at one point, becomes somewhat closer to crying than laughing, no one mentions it.
• dude he’d probably meet you on social media when he sees you’re posting memes • but he’s like…that’s a girl and…she’s really pretty…so why is she posting about those damn Daniel memes still • he’s hella chill when you meet him, and is basically a walking, talking, breathing meme so you get along perfectly • him making you think he’s free before anything is set, and being upset at him bc Jackson decides to take them to Hong Kong the day you were supposed to hang out with Bam • “Sorry y/n, but he’s my hyung and I low key wanna see what his parents are like for him to be this way” • being extra af together • flexing on your ex’s together (flexing on everyone tbh, so much showing off) • laughing at memes together • both of you being giant memes and always try to get into whatever something new that’s trending • literally everyone thinks you’re dating but you’re just super close • jokingly calling himself your ‘man’ if another guy dares to get close to you • bc he’s hella protective and cautious when it comes to you, and thinks they all have bad intentions • trying to hook him up with some of your friends who think he’s cute • but aw poor puppy, he gets too shy and tells you he isn’t looking for a relationship • late-night drive thru adventures • where you’re eating nuggets and powdered donuts, talking about the universe • and how you must’ve been twins in another lifetime bc yall are so similar • him laughing at your lame jokes bc he always wants to be there for you (and your satisfied expression when you see someone laughing always gets him man, he’s emo) • sharing clothes • literally will rip your jeans or tear off one sleeve bc he thinks ‘this is the new trend’ • but he just wants you to act and look crazy with him in public so he doesn’t feel alone • *forgetting* his wallet so you’d always end up paying for his ice cream cone from the shop down the street • twerking with you and making you stop to record him looking hella aesthetic as he shakes his nonexistent booty to ‘bae bae’ • looking at pictures of cute guys and girls together, and stalking their instagram • him liking their post from like 2929393938383 weeks ago and you realize- • that’s your phone • and he’s logged in on your account • “I’m giving you a 2 seconds head start before I’m cutting all your Gucci slippers and breaking your Rolex, you little b-” • so reliable and his shoulder is always there for you to cry on • after teasing you for being sad lololol he’s just always happy around you and you sorta are the reason for that • he’d become v serious and talks about the hard work he goes through • and how sometimes it’s hard to not say “screw it” and give up • so you should cheer up bc you’ve got him and he’s not going anywhere anytime soon • “stop dabbing, you’re gonna get whiplash” • spoils you on your birthday and ONLY on your birthday • bc he thinks everyone should be treated like royalty on their birthday (esp him) • and probs buys you designer belts and turns up w/ you all night long • gets annoyed when the others get to know you better bc back off wth…she’s my best friend, get your own • giving you a dirty look when you compliment one of the members and tell him they look cute • gives you the cold shoulder until you apologized and tell him that he’s the only ‘man’ in your life • crying together over movies and TV shows that you’re both watching • like he’d be on tour and you just finished this episode and you gotta tell him what happened… • “bam, she dies!!!! *sniff* her brother kills her-” • hangs up on you and doesn’t speak to you until he’s gotten over his grudge and gets caught up with the episodes • buys you hella makeup when he’s away, and hides it all over your house when he comes back just to see you struggle in excitement as he’s smirking • teasing you all the mf time, but he just loves you to death and only wants to see you happy • honestly…this is goals on so many levels, and we all need a best friend like this hamster 🐹
John, Age 43. 4 kids. The dad that gets really competitive in neighborhood cooking/BBQ contests. Wears a lot of polo shirts, probably a DILF. Was really wild as a teenager and his wild side still probably shows through a lot.
Thomas, Age 42. 3 kids. The dad that loves to spoil his kids and take them to lots of baseball games. Treats his daughter(s) like princesses and his son(s) like royalty. Loves going to neighborhood block parties, although always tends to drink a bit too much at them. Major DILF, has all his daughter's friends swooning.
Ian, Age 45. 3 kids. Loves his kids and wife more than anything, is always trying to show off for them and please them. Goes to every single one of their kids' sports games and probably has coached at least 3 baseball teams.
Brian, Age 41. 2 kids. A major stay-at-home dad. Is very smart and is always helping his kids with their homework. Wears a lot of hats and enjoys golfing any chance he gets. Probably really tall.
Steve, Age 45. 5+ kids. The typical BBQ dad. Loves throwing house/block parties, always tends to drink way too much at these. Loves his trophy wife, probably sells weed throughout the neighborhood.
Nathan, Age 46. 1 kid. Is very quiet and reserved at parties, doesn't really like to socialize much. His favorite time of the week is family game night, where he gets super competitive. Loves cooking dinner for his family, makes the best meals ever.
Chuck, Age 47. 2 kids. Used to always smoke cigars, recently switched to vaping since it is way more 'hip'. Loves going out at night to bars and stuff with his wife, smokes a lot of weed and probably has a twitter, snapchat, instagram, and tumblr.
Chris, Age 41. 2 kids. Makes a lot of dad jokes, wears a lot of baseball hats. Is always making business calls on his blackberry, gets super into holidays and always makes it a competition to buy the best gifts. Volunteers at the school a lot. Hates his mother-in-law.
Mark, Age 42. 4 kids. The "cool" dad. Is always trying to keep up with the new trends, always wants to take his kids hiking and to baseball games and just outside doing stuff. Is probably super tall, eats a LOT at dinner, major DILF.
Jeff, Age 46. 3 kids. Has a strong disliking towards the neighbors, is always traveling on business trips and stuff. His favorite day of the year is 'take your kid to work' day. Bought the biggest house he could find for his family. Has a really obnoxious mom.
Michael, Age 43. 2 kids. Watches a lot of sports, is always playing golf on the weekends and in his free-time. Secret stoner, sneaks out to the porch to sneak a quick joint way more often than he probably should. The "fun" dad, gets into fights at his kids' sports games and adores his wife more than anything.
Tim, Age 44. 3 kids. The hot dad. All of his daughter's friends are so obviously in love with him. Has a trophy wife, loves drinking champagne and fancy drinks. Dresses in polo shirts and khakis, works a lot but always manages to make time for his family.
░ ✩ ❝ * UNDER THE CUT YOU WILL FIND 57 71 LABELS !!❞
i got asked by a lovely anon to do a masterlist of character labels – and so that’s just what i’m going to do today !! they will be sorted out by: personality, hobbies, lifestyle and misc.( there’s a small description of each label)PLEASE LIKE/REBLOG IF THIS IS HELPFUL
From the office to the streets, we’ve been fan-girling over one of the hottest trends to hit our Instagram feed: The Power Suit. Simple, bold, and SO easy to rock on your own. Masculine tailored suits and minimal accessories are contrasted by the casually cool Sk8-Hi and Old Skool. Style mavens such as Kristen Stewart and Jayne Min have made this look a closet staple, and we can’t wait to get on it. Got a new trend we should try out in our closet? Tag your style shot on Instagram with #VansGirls, and let’s see what you got!
Summary//Request: Your student sneaks out in the middle of the night to go to a club - you arrive to collect her and you meet Jay who becomes somewhat interested in you.
“That little bitch” you seethed behind your teeth after
pulling the bed covers back on your student’s bed to reveal that she had yet
again – snuck out after lights out.
“Okay! Everybody up, right now!” you shouted out, slamming
your hand on the light switch and flooding the entire dorm with the bright,
unforgiving light above you. All of your other medical students – already exhausted
from their day, scrambled from underneath their covers to be met by you, their
teacher, in your pyjama shorts and tank top with your face as red as a bull.
I like writing stuff like this. I always get a bit nervous, though. You can only base it off your own experiences and we’re so different. Oh, and because of anxiety but that’s off-topic! I’m motivated by the thought of helping even just one person. Getting a good deal and shopping cheaply is always going to be a miniature obsession of mine. Even if I got hit by a truck of money I’d still want to optimize my grocery cart.
Now, that said. I live in a metropolitan area in the Midwestern USA. Urban and rural dwellers face different challenges with food prices and food accessibility, and that variation becomes even more widespread by region and by country. Some of these are applicable to most people, but I’d really encourage anyone with experience in different locales, regions, and countries to flesh out their own tips as well.
Base recipes around many of the same ingredients: Notice how a lot of recipes start the same way? Onion, garlic, celery, carrot? Potato? Diced tomatoes? If you write out your meal plan to share common ingredients each given week, you won’t be buying a million different ingredients.
Make a shopping list and a meal plan: It isn’t everyone’s style, but I find having a decently clear idea of what I want for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks stops a lot of impulse buying and “what the Hell do I do with this now?” when I get it all home. It also gets me out of the store faster and I’m all about the lifestyle. Time is money.
Keep bulk cooking recipes in your repertoire and embrace leftovers: I’m planning to write an in-depth guide on bulk cooking in the future. There are tons of stews, chilis, curries, and casseroles that can be made in excessive quantities for around $20 or less. Keep some in the fridge fresh to eat right away, and freeze the rest! You can pull them down for lunch or dinner whenever you need them. Also, leftovers. I know some people struggle to eat the same food many times in a row, but it definitely adds up quickly to prepare new meals for every day. Having your freezer stocked with these bulk cooked foods can provide the relief you need from any monotony in your meal plan that week.
Make classic and common ingredients the staples of your meals: We’re often enticed to try out the hot new foods trending in the blogosphere and news reports, but personally I find they’re mostly convoluted marketing terms and tangent reminders to eat fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. You don’t need goji berries, pomegranates, pre-made green smoothies, chia seeds, or any of the nonsense the computer screen is screaming at you to eat. Many common foods of yore are often just as, and sometimes more, beneficial as trendy foods. Cabbage, spinach, potatoes, carrots, apples, bananas, peanut butter, eggs, dried beans, rolled oats, and dried brown rice are some of the major workhorse foods that are extremely cheap.
Don’t shun frozen and canned ingredients: You know what’s kind of expensive? Buying enough fresh tomatoes to make pasta sauce or tomato based stews. Berries, for much of the year. And, several more. Depending on how old the produce on your store shelf is, it’s not uncommon for flash-frozen fruits and vegetables to actually have retained more of the nutrition, too.
Shop sales: This sounds a little obvious, but flip open the ad for your favorite shop and see what specials they’re running. Plan some meals that pull in some of the items your store is offering up for cheap that week!
Buy produce that is in-season: Take a clue of what to buy based on what the Earth is currently providing your location. It will be fresher, taste better, and have traveled shorter distances, too. There are good lists out there about what’s seasonal and when. It will vary by climate, of course. There are also some fruits and vegetables that are always available at decent prices. Ahem, another plug for bananas.
Buy in bulk when possible: Understandably, this isn’t always an option. However, if the stars align and you find yourself with a few extra bucks and chicken quarters are on sale for something crazy like $.49/lb, load ‘em up. Freeze ‘em up. I also find that canned tomatoes or cooking stock will go on great sales and I’ll snatch a few extra up to shave a few dollars off in the long run.
Check if your favorite grocery spot does e-coupons and rewards: Coupons for stuff I actually eat is a bit of a rarity. Seriously, 80% of them are junk food and plastic bags. Boo. Oh, how much I’d love it you got coupons for produce. However, many stores offer digital coupons and rewards for shopping at their store. On occasion, I’ll snatch one up for an actual food item I want, but the real hook and sinker is my store of choice has a rewards program. Spend $200 in four weeks? Bam, $5 off your next basket. Uhm, yes please? It usually means you’ll have to become loyal to that store but if you’re already besties, why not?
Water is now your favorite beverage: There are a million reasons to drink water. I’m not saying you can never have your favorite refreshments, but supporting a serious coffee, juice, or soda habit can really add up. If you’re fortunate enough to have great tap water, it’s almost free. If you need filtered water or water bottles, it’s still less money over time when you make it your main squeeze.
Eat a little less meat: This sometimes gets people’s panties in a twist but you know what? Meat’s expensive, fam. Sometimes absolutely nothing I care for is on sale, either. We usually only eat it for dinner, but occasionally the divination of my holy document, the sales ad, imparts the words “vegetarian week.” Do what works for you, but I think it’s always very valid advice when trying to get a grocery bill down.
There’s a new trend with cotton ceiling genderists where they try to backpedal and say “its okay for lesbians to not want to have sex with someone but there’s no excuse for excluding trans women from your dating pool because they are women!!”
as if it’s okay to exclude people from your sex life but not your dating life. guess what asshole, women aren’t obligated to give anyone their romantic attention and efforts either. stop acting like its our job to coddle and validate you. this is just as disgusting.
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I will not let Keith and Lance (Voltron) take over the epic empire that is Jean and Marco (SNK) don’t get me wrong… I love Voltron, but one must always respect the veterans, for they are the legends. 🙌 I picked this particular picture because of how through lack of interest from the G.P, they’re trying to make the next best thing the new trend…. I hate trends…. May this ship sail and mark my words, it will overcome all!