trying not to let it get me down

Creed the Drunk

Me: “Y'know, it occurs to me I maybe solve too many of our problems through alchohol, and also that at any given moment all of you are too tolerant of my drunken shenanigans.”

Ewok: “I’m not.”

Me: “As evidenced by you punching me whenever I try to drink something in the same room as you. But no, even you do it! Like the time you were GM'ing and we needed to steal a ship, but couldnt because of ‘morals’, so you let me get so drunk I couldn’t be held accountable for my actions and dragged the other party members with me when I stole it!”

GM: “Well, your entire character is alcohol. That it literally all you wrote down on your character sheet.”

Me: “Fair enough.”

Willie the Flatulating Fattie: “We also stopped questioning where you get all of your alcohol from since The Party Boat.”

Me: “Also fair enough! Oh, that reminds me, I start drinking some wine and offer my Wompa-killing alchohol to the Hutt.”

Ewok: “I punch him.”

Rajigaze Dec 30 (Ruki and Aoi discussing cleavage)

Ruki (reading mail): “I’m writing because something made me a little angry recently and I wanted to ask you guys about it. The other day I went drinking with my group of friends from high school, and my guy friend sitting across from me was like, ‘are you wearing that to get guys’ attention?’ and laughed. I was wearing a sweater with a deep neckline, so if I bent down you could see a bit [of cleavage]. In my head I was like, 'what are you talking about!’…” she actually wrote 'fuck’  in there but let’s just beep that (*it was not beeped)

(both gigglin)

Ruki: “But I didn’t say anything. I’ve never liked high necklines, so even in the winter I wear sweaters with an open neck. Do guys really interpret that as me trying to get their attention?”

(both make contemplating old man noises)

Ruki: So if she bent down…you could just see a bit?

Aoi: Mhm…

Ruki: A V-neck?

Aoi: Mhm……..

Ruki: ….Nice

Aoi: Nice

Ruki: Mmmm– mm? …But would you think they’re trying to get guys’ attention?

Aoi: Uh—hmm–eh………would that get attention?

Ruki: An open neckline?

Aoi: Yeah.

Ruki: Hmm…I think it depends on the person.

Aoi: Oh ur gonna hit us with that huh

(both laugh)

Ruki: No but seriously I was thinking…you know, there’s makeup like that too, right? Uh…like makeup to get guys and stuff. This might kinda go back to what we were talking about before (*idk what he’s referring to) but would you not like that?

Aoi: Hmmm – oh! You know what! This is what I like lately.

Ruki: Yes?

Aoi: Those sweaters with the closed neck.

Ruki: Turtlenecks?

Aoi: Yes.

Ruki: Highnecks?

Aoi: Are they called Highnecks?

Ruki: Yeah, those ones! Something–(*idk wtf he just tried to call them)

(both laugh)

Ruki: Yeah I know the ones

Aoi: Yes yes yes, I like those in white!

Ruki: In white!? …..White!?

Aoi: Well yeah they’re usually white…

Ruki: Huh? But if it’s white wouldn’t they look kinda like a sushi chef?

Aoi: (laughing) No no nooo

Ruki: Huhuhu

Aoi: OH! No, that’s not [the kind of shirt] I’m talking about! A knit! A knit sweater!

Ruki: Ohhh ok!!

Aoi: Not that omg

(both laughing)

Ruki: Okay I was like what!!??! Like if it’s that one that goes up ur neck ur a sushi chef

Aoi: Anyway yeah I like those knit ones.

Ruki: You like them?

Aoi: Yeah. They’re sexy.


Aoi: They’re sexy!

Ruki: The ones that are tight [around the neck]?

Aoi: No no no no – YOU DON’T GET IT

Ruki: What are u talking about? They’re sexy?

Aoi: Listen– listen – yes. They’re sexy.

Ruki: But you can’t see anything. I mean, there’s no cleavage.

Aoi: Yeah.

Ruki: And that’s sexy?

Aoi: Yeah, so I like that…and then….a nice updo.

Ruki: Ahhh, I see.

Aoi: Like I want a loose ponytail.

Ruki: Wtf you’re so specific

(both laughing)

Aoi: Yes yes yes yes

Ruki: I’m tryna imagine it now but like I’m picturing pyjamas

Aoi: Really?

Ruki: Hmmmmmm…so does that get guys? So like what do you think of people with deep necklines?

Aoi: Well that’s fine too.

Ruki: What about people who got it ALL out? That’s still fine?

Aoi: Well there are some people like that! At work and stuff…where their titties are just like BOOM

Ruki: There are there are!

Aoi: Doesn’t that kinda give you a hard time? Like real talk

Ruki: What like with interviewers and stuff?

Aoi: No no, not at interviews, but I mean – they’re there. In our work, around us

Ruki: Yeah yeah there are

Aoi: Some girls

Ruki: Yes

Aoi: Yeah…are they trying to get guys’ attention with that?

(both laugh)

Ruki: Okay, I get that, but the worst is when…we’re working, and…they bend down, and, um….you know? They got their underwear, and it’s like…around their hipbone, u can see it….sticking out of their pants….like what do u do

Aoi: That…wasn’t that kind of a trend? A while ago

Ruki: Mhm

Aoi: What do you think about it? I don’t really feel that

Ruki: Honestly I think it’s unladylike, I don’t think it’s sexy at all…

Aoi: Right? It looks like a loincloth.

Ruki: Seriously, I saw it on someone who worked in our office a long time ago and I freaked tf out

(Aoi dying laughing)


(Aoi still dyin)

Ruki: Like, I wasn’t even looking at it in that way, it was just kinda like, “oh, she is wearing this colour today hmm…”

Aoi: Oh I see! That’s rough man!

(Ruki cackles)

(both laughing still)

Ruki: Yes…so, for those of you who like Aoi-san, wear a high neck – a tight one.

(Aoi laughing)

anonymous asked:

Here's what Wattie said about the homophobic slurs: "because jello is a fucking liar and a faggot not that i have any thing about gay people as i have friends who are gay". About the swastika tatoo, it was also probably to provoke Jello, and that photo... well, with those punks using nazi symbols as provocation (like Sid) how can you identify actual nazis? It's not benefit of the doubt, it's critical thinking about a band that could have been unfairly accused of being something it isn't.

Ok let me break this down for you Prophet style:

1. Having friends who are gay does NOT make it acceptable to use homophobic slurs.

2. Trying to provoke someone is NOT an excuse to get a Nazi swastika tattooed on you.

3. He wasn’t wearing a Nazi shirt he was wearing a WHITE POWER shirt AND IS THE LEAD SINGER OF SCREWDRIVER.

4. Sid Vicious was an idiot kid coerced by a fashion designer.

5. I’m not accusing the band I’m accusing Wattie.

6. It’s not critical thinking its CRITICAL EVALUATION and all the evidence points to him either being fascist and homophobic, or to that he doesn’t care about racism and homophobia, either way he is a fuckboy.

7. The only way someone can excuse his actions if THEY ALSO either are racist and homophobic, or DONT CARE that he is racist and homophobic.

“Bu… Bu… But… But I’m an intellectual who uses critical thi,” Fuck Wattie and fuck you.

One of his last texts to me.

He was so wonderful when things were roses and horrid when things were difficult between us. It was like a constant cycle of me trying to express my feelings and him being down on me for being dramatic/younger/less experienced/petty. He would tell me to shut up, told me to “grow up little girl.” Then he would tell me he loved me, I was the love of his life, he was never giving up or letting me go. Then he’d snap back into his insults, I’d be crying and in pain, and he would mock.

It hasn’t been that long and sometimes I get sad that things broke off. Then I go back and read this and some of the other awful things he said, it often makes me cry, and I’m glad that I got out of a potentially really bad situation.

Suzie’s Post of Positivity

Today is a very down day, one where negativity is most certainly trying to rule what with the muck of politics and the grossness of the weather. Along with that, I’ve been going through my own bout of mental and emotional bleakness and blackness. 

But I’m not gonna let that rule me. So here’s some of the positive things that have happened/will happen in my life, moments and events that are making me smile against the gray skies and looming doom: 

  • I met with my doctor and got the confirmation that yes, I am indeed officially diagnosed with anxiety. It may not seem like a lot to get such a confirmation, but it certainly settled something in my soul. 
  • On that note, I can and will be starting new medication for it. I’m hoping it will bring about a better balance in me, no more extreme highs and lowly lows. 
  • I officially began taking subbing shifts at the preschool, in both the junior kindergarten room and the infant room!
  • The junior kindergarten kids pretty much swarmed me when introductions were made, all of them asking me questions and making filter-free observations I so adore ( “Do you have cats?” “Do you have a dog?” “Your eyes are green!” “No, they’re blue!” “No, they’re greenish and blueish!” “Are you gonna have a baby?” “You smell like my nana’s cottage in the UP!”)  
  • Special mentions going to one little girl who, upon meeting me melted against me like a cat seeking attention and affection  
  • And another little girl with the cutest little bob of red hair and a star-like smattering of freckles, who upon seeing my hair chirped delightedly “You have red hair like me!” 
  • On that note, I was walking out of the store one day when a pre-teen girl told me, with loud sincerity, that “You hair is GREAT!” Her mother, walking beside her, agreed. “Such a pretty shade.”
  • I’ve started and am LOVING my deep water aerobics class. I’m the youngest one in the class and everyone is so gosh darn lovely and chatty. 
  • I’ve gotten back into working out regularly and it hurts so good. 
  • I finally started War for the Oaks and OH BOY, AM I GONNA BE TALKING TO Y’ALL ABOUT THAT.  
  • The musical is going well and the actor who’s been frustrating me so much with his snarky attitude and lateness got his ass handed to him by the director about needing to be prompt and professional with rehearsals, THANK GOD. 
  • He also unexpectedly complimented me on how well I’ve been doing in our scenes, and stated should go out for more theaters.“You act, you sing, they need you!”
  • @dainesanddaffodils‘s general existence and the fact that she is my bestest bestie <3
  • I finally got my hands on some Harry & David truffles, YUM YUM YUM
  • I’ve once again reaffirmed my love and lust for Garrus Vakarian, I don’t even go here and he’s my favorite, I love him so 
  • After my disappointment that Passengers was my first movie of 2017, SING was a welcome joy and I discovered that yes indeed, Taron Egerton has the voice needed to be cast as one of my Butterfly Bog babies =) 
  • I finally emailed the guy that Mom has been urging me to email so I can talk to him about how he got into the comic book industry and I found out he also works at the New Yorker and he’s actually very nice and while I’m nervous to talk to him, I get to pick his mind about how he found success at such a young age 
  • Ever since I spread some bird seed on our outdoor deck, we’ve been having a bunch of birds AND squirrels visit, but then I got up one early morning to find two bunnies up on the deck enjoying it and oh my goodness, I have never been the same.
  • I’m going to be a part of a march that’s a sister march to the one in Washington, and I just found out my mother is also going =) 
  • I’m not sure if I can stay the whole time what with musical rehearsals, but the Art Studio is going to be having a holiday party this weekend
  • It looked like we were going to have to choose between doing that trip and going out to California to see our grandparents, what with the money it will take, but apparently they’re so desperate to see us THAT THEY’RE WILLING TO PAY FOR SOME OF THE TICKET. 

So, yes, there is good in the world, and this is it =) 

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Garfield scratched at his ears. There was always that one spot he couldn’t quite reach, just out of reach of his claws. Still, he scratched rigorously. 

He couldn’t just stop trying to reach it. After all, he was certain he’d get it one day.

Once the itch was mostly satisfied, he shook himself and stretched, letting out a big yawn. What should I do today, he wondered. Go down by the river? Chase a mailman? 

The possibilities were endless. 

Garfield trotted out from beneath his crate, carefully sidestepping the odd smelling puddles that covered the worn down asphalt. While the puddles were convenient, they weren’t his favorite. They all reeked of human garbage, among other unpleasant things; not something he was fond of drinking. 

No, Garfield’s favorite drinking spot was at the river just an hour’s trot or so away from his alley. It was clean and crisp and clear. Plus, it had a grassy bank, where he could roll and freshen up his pelt. 

Plus, it was nice to get his paws off the rough asphalt. 

Garfield trotted along the car path, making sure to stick to the side. He’d seen many a pup get hit by the human contraptions, and he didn’t intend on being one of them. 

A dog hit by a car was one that left the streets, and never returned. 

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  • Arika [about Wynn]: She told me she loved me. Who does that? Don't you see? She's trying to get me to trust her so she can let me down.
  • Lifeline: Crazy idea: you could just say "I love you" back.
  • Arika: Yeah, but then if it doesn't work out, I'll have to kill her, go to jail, break out, and kill you for giving me that advice.
  • Lifeline: I love how our friendship is based predominately on threats.

this is whiny af. and very long. bit of an explanation of some stuff (aka why I am like this) and a wee request. 

warning, there’s a brief mention of sexual abuse and A LOT of historic drama. I’ve tried really hard not to appear in search tags for the relevant areas, so please try not to cause it to appear by mentioning the fandom or muse name without cutting it up (e.g. sei//fer) because as you’ll see, I don’t want these people near me. 

sit down and let uncle charlie tell you a horror story.

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Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

• Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news


·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween


·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·        Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit


*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

*at the end of the year I plan to remake this list with new things, fixed mistakes and links but will be posting from my side blog @iamrainbow

Okay, fuck it. I’m doing my analysis because I think this fandom is amazing and they deserve it. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I NEED TO CALM MYSELF DOWN AFTER THE SHIT DAY THIS EPISODE MADE ME HAVE. I’m serious. I talked to my coworkers about it and they bought me cookies to calm me down. I left work early. My heart was doing awful things while I was trying to work- it was pathetic. I’m pathetic. 

SO. Let’s get one thing out of the way: KATSUKI YUURI FUCKED UP.

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January told me that just because a new year starts doesn’t mean a new me has to start.

February showed me that I am worthy of being loved.

March exposed me and all my worries and insecurities, and made me stronger by beating me down.

April taught me that sometimes other people see parts of yourself better than you do, but they may not always see the dark parts.

May spread me so thinly that I felt as if I were a drop of rain trying to cover an entire sidewalk.

June set me up; sometimes people are terrible, terrible creatures, and they’re willing to twist things however they need to in order to get what they want.

July presented me with an opportunity to prove that moving on doesn’t mean letting go.

August allowed me to rebuild parts of myself I thought I had lost.

September erased me; once again I would be a blank slate, and that haunted me for days.

October held me up for the world to see; I was now a part of something bigger than myself, something bigger that could make a difference.

November terrified me, showed me that out of sight did not mean out of mind, told me I was still in love even though I tried so hard to let go.

December let me know that just because the year is coming to an end doesn’t mean I have to as well.

The Signs as Panic! At The Disco Lyrics

Aries: “Don’t try to sleep through the end of the world and bury me alive. ‘Cause I won’t give up without a fight.” - This is Gospel 

Taurus: “Then the time for being sad is over and you miss 'em like you miss no other. And being blue is better than being over it.” - Hallelujah

Gemini: “Say what you mean. Tell me I’m right and let the sun rain down on me. Give me a sign I want to believe.” - The Ballad of Mona Lisa

Cancer: “And we’re all not here for nothing and we’re bored with looking good. We gotta be starting something. Would you change it if you could?” - Vegas Lights

Leo: “I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” - The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

Virgo: “I feel marooned in this body. Deserted, my organs can go on without me. You can’t fly these wings. You can’t sleep in this box with me.” - Trade Mistakes

Libra: “Time can never break your heart. But it’ll take the pain away. Right now our future’s certain. I won’t let it fade away.” - Golden Days 

Scorpio: “Cross my heart and hope to die. Burn my lungs and curse my eyes. I’ve lost control and I don’t want it back.” - Nicotine 

Sagittarius: “If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed. Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea. For diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me.” - Northern Downpour

Capricorn: “The anesthetic never set in and I’m wondering where the apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in. It’s not so pleasant and it’s not so conventional. It sure as hell ain’t normal but we deal.” - Camisado

Aquarius: “You’ve never been so divine in accepting your defeat and I’ve never been more scared to be alone. If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep, then I’m putting out the lantern, find your own way back home.” - Folkin’ Around

Pisces: “I don’t love you I’m just passing the time. You could love me if I knew how to lie. But who could love me? I am out of my mind. Throwing a line out to sea to see if I can catch a dream.” - She Had The World 

“You’ve given me every reason in the book on why I shouldn’t be with you. You’ve broken my heart so many times. Please.. please just give me a reason. Tell me why I should be with you. Tell me to stay. Please give me a reason to stay..” She asked with tears streaming down her face.

“Because.” He let out a deep sigh, trying not to look at the mess he created. He didn’t wanna look at her knowing he did so much to destroy her.

“Because I’ll love you on your worst days. Because you’re the girl I can’t get out of my mind no matter how many times I try. Because you’re the girl who I wanna wake up to on a Sunday morning after drinking all night. Because you’re the girl I wanna see smile again and to let you know it’s okay to love again. Because I wanna make you see that there is good in the world, you just have to look for it. Because I wanna make you laugh. Something you haven’t done since your dad died. Because I wanna see you in your darkest days to tell you it’s okay. To hold you & let you know that you won’t be this way forever. Because I wanna see your face when you light up talking about horses & how you wanna end world hunger. Because I wanna trace my fingers along your sun kissed skin & I wanna feel every inch of your body. Because I wanna protect you from all the bad in the world. Because I wanna make love to you all night long and make you feel beautiful in your own skin. Because I wanna hear you curse at me when you’re just so frustrated & annoyed with me. Because you’re all I ever think about. When I’m driving, when I’m studying. Even when I’m at the dinner table, you’re all I think about. Because I wanna know how you’re day went and how it made you feel. Because I wanna know why you only eat your French fries with barbecue sauce and what made you hate ketchup. Because I wanna hear about all the fun times you have with your dad before he got sick and because I wanna hear how you blame yourself for not saying goodbye even though it wasn’t your fault. Because I wanna hold you when you’re crying on our bathroom floor at 4 in the morning to scared to move because you’re afraid of what you’ll do. Because I wanna make you feel good in ways you didn’t know you could feel good. Because I wanna hear all about your hatred for seaworld and zoos. Because I wanna take you on dates and show you off because I’m so memorized by your beauty. Because I wanna know what you wanted to be when you were younger and why you decided that animals are more important than your craving for meat. Because you make me a better man and keep me on my feet. Because you are the strongest person I know and I wanna spend whatever time we have together with you. Because whenever I was with another girl you were always at the back of my head. Because I don’t want you to be with anyone else. I want you because I can’t stomach the thought of another mans hands on you. Because I wanna make you happy in every possible way and because that’s what you do for me. You make me so happy. You make me feel like I’m a 16 year old boy in love. So please stay because I love that you’re honest. I love that you always try your hardest to make people happy because you yourself are so unhappy and you don’t want anyone to feel the way you do. I want you because I know you want a love that consumes you. I know you want adventure and passion. Even a little danger & I can give that to you if you let me. So please stay. If you stay I promise I’ll spend the rest of my life making every wrong up to you. I promise I’ll love you from your head to toes. I promise I’ll never leave you feeling hopeless and that’s why you should stay. But most importantly you should stay because I am hopelessly & romantically in love with you & I don’t care if it’s to late I need you to here this. I am in love with you. It’s you. It’s always going to be you. So please stay.”

—  Stay.
me as a parent
  • Son: Dad, I cant sleep
  • Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby
  • Me: Now listen closely.
  • Me: Here's a little lesson, in trickery. This is going down in history. If you wanna be a villain number one, you have to chase a superhero on the run. Just follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound. Shhh. NO DONT TOUCH THAT! We are number one. We are number one. We are number one. Now look at this net that I just found. When I say go, get ready to throw. And Go! THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME! Ugh, lets try something else. Now watch and learn, here's the deal. He'll slip and slide on this banana peel. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? We are number one. We are number one. We are number one. We are number one.
Every Exo Comeback Ever
  • Suho: What do you guys want to do? Wanna try another concept-
  • Xiumin: I'm down with anything
  • Chen: Lord please don't give me a middle parting that's all I'm asking for
  • Baekhyun: I want eyeliner
  • Chanyeol: are we gonna dance in a box again
  • D.O: *salty bc he never gets to change his hair*
  • Yixing: *in china*
  • Sehun: um can I have lines
  • Kai: its up to you guys my ankle gonna be broken anyway lol

It’s getting bad again– I was doing okay for a little while, going out, meeting new people, working and distracting myself in any way. But when I’m struggling and find myself in difficult situations and need to feel like there’s somebody behind me, somebody there for me when I’m overwhelmed and scared, I turn around and remember you aren’t there anymore.

Sometimes I feel like I’m going to break, but I’m strong and I know I’ll get through it. It’s not a matter of being dependent on another person to feel secure, but I miss knowing you were that person who knew how to talk me down when my anxiety and panic attacks got out of control, held me and calmed me down when I needed it. How you always knew when to cheer me up or when to just listen to me be upset or sad or however I felt.

I’m trying really hard to let it go and move on, some days are easier than others. Nights can be rough. But how does someone just let go of that? How do you forget about somebody you allowed in your life, opened up to and let yourself become completely vulnerable with without fear?

Now it’s just me and I’ll do just fine. But you were my person. I don’t know how much longer it’ll take for me to be okay with the fact that you’re not there anymore.

—  aftertheam, Things I’ll never say to you
  • [The class is in detention under suspicion of cheating]
  • Hermione: I hope it was Draco. Then he'll get his butt thrown out of here.
  • Harry: What did he do to you?
  • Hermione: He told me he loved me. Who does that? Don't you see? He's trying to get me to trust him so he can let me down.
  • Harry: Crazy idea: you could just say "I love you" back.
  • Hermione: Yeah, but then if it doesn't work out, I'll have to kill him, go to Azkaban, break out, and kill you for giving me that advice.
  • Harry: I love how our friendship is based predominately on threats. I can still feel you looking at me... like a hungry cheetah stares at a gazelle.
  • Hermione: All right, whatever. I'll tell the jackass I love him, too.

Doodles from waiting at the bus stop, using only my sweet keychains as ref

So, when Jack suggests buying Bitty a new oven for his birthday, Ransom says that “Excel says we owe him, like, 3 ovens.” and then they do end up buying him an oven for his birthday. But that still leaves 2 ovens that the Samwell Men’s Hockey team owes Bitty. 

Now, imagine it’s a few years down the road and Bitty is trying to start his own bakery but is a little tight on cash because “Even though you can buy me my bakery Mr. Zimmermann, that doesn’t mean you should”. The Samwell crew wants to help out, but they know Bitty won’t just let them give him the money. As they’re trying to figure out what to do about that, Ransom stumbles upon his old spreadsheets and they know exactly how to help Bitty get started. Bitty sheds many tears when he sees the industrial grade ovens installed in his little shop.