try to steal this and i kill you

When You’re a Winter Spirit/God Who Was Just Trying to Bring Jolly Presents to Children but Suddenly You Got Weakened By Some Assassin Stealing Millions of Teeth and You Had to Turn Into a Giant Pig Because That was Your Earlier Incarnation and Then You Got Killed by Dogs That Were Really Spectral Beings Who Audit Reality but You’re Alive Again Because a Skeleton’s Granddaughter Stopped the Tooth Spell and Bound Your Wounds and NOW They Still Expect You to RAISE THE SUN:

you know how when you try to be real sly and take a pic of someone in public but then the fLASH GOES OFF

imagine Keith on public transit - minding his own business but then this random hot dude (Lance) sitting across from him is doing some weird ass shit (idk, eating an entire cake to himself with a spork)

And Keith is like I gotta

So he goes to take a pic but then (of course) the whole shebang- flash and sound go off and Keith is Shook™
he can feel his soul exiting through his kneecaps
kill him now
Jesus fuck
deer in head lights

Hah y'all he thought he was being slick

And lance is all ???? And then ‘oooooOoOooO’ ;)))
Cuz of cooouuuurse this hottie was taking a pic of him- Lance looks incredible! So to subtly slip in a casual fuck yes- Lance fucking gives him a shit eating grin and winks back- not before of course taking the next bite of his cake all sexy and slow like

And Keith is just red in the face and doesn’t know how to react because #the next stop isn’t for a while - is he stuck with this guy for the next 30 mins?? Should he just jump out the window?? Try flushing himself down the bus toilet??? Play dead?? What is protocol here- captain we lost the main engine mayday mAYDAY

So now they’re stuck on the bus- Lance silently flirting with a Keith who keeps accidentally flirting back

The Initials on the Knife

this question has been bugging me since i revisited the six thatchers blog case. why the FUCK did beppo go back for his knife?

now, in the original canon story, he’s trying to find a black pearl he went through all the trouble of stealing. and it’s like, word, he wants his money, i understand that.

but OUR beppo? our little gay?? why would he do that in OUR story?

of course, you think, if someone found the knife they would figure out he killed his boyfriend! he wanted to destroy evidence!

huh? how would anyone find it? shoving it inside the bust was his way of destroying it. like, did he just need his knife back? buddy just go to a hardware store. ok but, seriously, does he assume his busts are so top heavy theyll fall over left and right? and expose his crimes? what gives?

i have never believed that beppo did this crime. not once. and that’s what reminded me of a particular real life case which was featured on Forensic Files:


TO SUMMARIZE: a man was trying to kill his wife (shocking, i know) and make it seem like it was someone coming after him but accidentally hurting her. the police began to get suspicious of him so he decided to pin it on his neighbor. he invited the guy over under false pretenses and shot him in cold blood, and, HERE’S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING (for us): he took a knife he owned, slashed himself with it, and carved his neighbor’s initials into it to make him seem like the guilty party. sound familiar?

which makes me seriously question who this knife belongs to and what the fuck exactly happened with beppo and sally and pietro.

now, as for my take, I’ve always believed them to be a johnlock mirror plus mary. many have believed beppo to be mary, but really? youre going to turn the gay couple evil? i think not. i think sally killed pietro because she knew she could never have him and pinned it on beppo. i think he wanted to retrieve the knife to prove his innocence but perhaps he felt so guilty, or just so backed into a corner that he confessed and decided it would be easier. maybe he felt like, just being in pietro’s life when sally wanted him also was a death sentence, and therefore his fault.

sound familiar?

Ratatouille  {Sentence Starters}

  • “It isn’t stealing if no one wants it.”
  • “I killed a man… with THIS thumb.”
  • “I was just trying to stay out of trouble!”
  • “Did you nod? Have you been nodding?”
  • “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted.”
  • “Can I interest you in a dessert this evening?”
  • “Should I be concerned about this? About you?”
  • “When all is said and done, we’re all we’ve got.”
  • “Keep your station clear… or I WILL KILL YOU!”
  • “This is the way things are. You can’t change nature.”
  • “The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations.”
  • “We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read.”
  • “Okay, I’m gonna let you out now. But we’re together on this, right?”
  • “The world we live in belongs to the enemy. We must live carefully.”
  • “It’s like you’re involving me in crime, and I let you. Why do I let you?”
  • “No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.”
  • “If you focus on what you left behind you will never see what lies ahead!”
  • “If you’re gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious.”
  • “I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don’t disappoint me.”
  • “Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere.”
  • “You know what I’m craving? A little perspective. That’s it. I’d like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective.”
  • “Ratatouille doesn’t sound delicious. It sounds like “rat” and “patootie”. Rat patootie! Which does not sound delicious.”
  • “You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from.”
30 Things Said By Musicians Preparing Recitals
  1. “Does this instrument make me look fat?”
  2. “What do you mean we can’t move the pianos out of the practice room??”
  3. “I’m considering buying a cot and just setting it up under the stairs so I don’t have to leave the building.”
  4. *crying because the vending machine filled with Starbucks isn’t working*
  5. “I will trade my firstborn for that cookie.” “Wouldn’t your wife object?” “She’s a teacher she can just steal a new one.”
  6. *bribing their accompanist with coffee in exchange for upping the tempo*
  7. “So I almost broke the pedal board on the grand trying to practice, so I went home and screamed into a pillow instead.”
  8. *oboist crying because their professor knocked over a concert reed*
  9. *vocalist actively swearing because their significant other has strep*
  10. “If you touch my bass, I will kill you and hide the body in its case.”
  11. “Is wine bad for your embouchure?”
  12. ‘My larynx feels like a pogo stick after this song, I think I need to take a day off.”
  13. “I will be you slave for all of next semester for half a slice of that pizza.”
  14. *happy crying because they finished memorizing 90% of their repertoire*
  15. “Three of my classes today were cancelled, it was great!” “What did you do?” “I, uh, practiced an extra two hours and ate lunch for the first time this week.”
  16. *yodeling because their professor said it might help*
  17. “I should just take up a super rare instrument, then virtuosic performance would be waaaaay easier.”
  18. “Were you playing a kazoo in the practice rooms?” “SHUT UP IT HELPS.”
  19. “I drank caffeinated tea today and I could feel the entire vocal faculty judging me.”
  20. *tells a freshman on New Student audition day that heard them practice that yeah, they were totally auditioning into the program later*
  21. “Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I’ve cried in my lesson the past three weeks?”
  22. “Is it a good thing or a bad thing that my teacher cried in my lesson yesterday?”
  23. “****ing Brahms.”
  24. “**** TRILLS.”
  25. “I’ve taken some business courses, opening a coffee shop in Maine is TOTALLY a viable career path.”
  26. “Are those pajamas you’re wearing?” “I call it ‘Musician Chic,’ and it’s what happens when you have to choose between food and getting your favorite practice room in the morning.”
  27. “How is designing a poster SO HARD.”
  28. “Do you think my professor would notice if I submitted last year’s program for this recital, too?”
  29. “I fell asleep on the piano so I decided it was time to go to the lounge to sleep instead.”
  30. “You should all totally come to my recital, I think it’s going to be amazing! :) :) :)”
Fake Dating & Stealing Cookies

Jace Wayland/Herondale imagine

Summary: Jace and you never got along well. When there’s a new mission, they need the two of you to pretend to be dating, and move into an apartment together. Now you only need to try not to kill each other. Followed by ‘The Date & The Confession’.

A/N: I saw Dom’s scene in Modern Family, which was amazing, and I just had to write something for Jace. Also, this is probably a long shot, but I’m going to Amsterdam next weekend. I’ve only been there once, just for one day, and I didn’t really do anything besides shopping to be honest, so if anyone knows something to do, feel free to let me know. From sightseeing to shops, to places to eat/drink something, anything is welcome. Thank you, and I hope you’ll like this :)

Prompts: “Is that supposed to cheer me up?” – “I would rather be violently stabbed to death.” – “Can you stop distracting me?”


“I’m sorry, you want us to do what?” You asked Alec, raising your eyebrows. Looking sideways towards Jace, you could tell he wasn’t a big fan of the plan either.

“Well, I’m sorry, but you are the only two available for this mission.” he explained why you two were the lucky chosen ones.

“Why can’t you and Izzy do it?” Jace asked him.

“Izzy is my sister.” Jace just raised one of his eyebrows at him, not getting why that was a problem.

“I’m not pretending to date my sister, Jace.” he argued. “Where you even listening when I told you what you were supposed to do?”

“I was listening to some parts of it.”

Alec let out a sigh.

“He wants us to pretend to be a couple in order to keep tabs on some dodgy Downworlders who will be our neighbors.” you said in a bored tone.

“What she said.” Alec looked at Jace, nodding towards you.

“Come on, Y/N, it can’t be that bad.” Izzy said when she saw the expression on your face. She had come to your room as soon as she had heard you would be leaving the next day for a mission, figuring you didn’t like it at all.

“You don’t have to spend who knows how long with the guy in a tiny apartment, pretending to be dating. I’m pretty sure he hates me, Iz.” You pouted a bit as you let out a sigh. You and Jace were known for not getting along that well.

“He doesn’t hate you.” she reassured you. “He just isn’t used to being beaten in close combat training.” She smiled.

You raised your eyebrows in doubt. “Still, this is not going to be a fun mission.”

“Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made you some cookies.” She smiled as she offered you a box filled with her home made cookies.

You eyed the box. “Is that supposed to cheer me up?”

Izzy’s mouth opened in protest, slightly offended no one thought she could cook. “My cooking is not that bad!”

“No, you’re right.” you said as you opened the box of cookies, sniffing the smell of slightly burned cookies, and something else that definitely wasn’t supposed to be in there. “If I really do get tired of Jace, I could always poison him with your cookies.” You smiled smugly.

She narrowed her eyes at you, but managed to still smile, grabbing a pillow from your comforter next to her. “Shut up.” She threw the pillow at you, making you actually laugh.

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Reaction (SNSD): When an EXO member flirts with their girlfriend

Taeyeon: “Baekhyun, honey, just because you can’t have me doesn’t mean that you can mac on my girlfriend. Nice try buddy.”

Originally posted by justmyperfectgoddess

Hyoyeon: “Kai, you may be able to dance, but I’m the one who danced away with her heart. Tap your way away from her please.” 

Originally posted by hyolove

Jessica: “Sehun, Walk away, before I get mad.”

Originally posted by sowonis

Yuri: “You enjoy that while you can Chanyeol. Keep her happy while I kill it on stage, and then you can go on and try and do as well as me.” 

Originally posted by letsbutterfy

Yoona: “Suho, back the hell up.”

Originally posted by taesunamo

Seohyun: “Kyungsoo, if you’re my friend, you’ll step away from my girlfriend right now.”

Originally posted by kimtae-yeons

Sunny: “Back off Xiumin. I might be small, but I will kick your ass.”

Originally posted by ayo-sones

Tiffany: “Awe Chen, how cute that you think you can steal my girl.”

Originally posted by yoonsics

Sooyoung: “Out of all people, Lay, I would’ve never expected it.”

Originally posted by sooyouhg




Hey! Can I request a Jason imagine where the reader is a street kid and they try to steal the wheels of his motorcycle but Jay found them and bring them home? Fluff please!
Btw your writing is awesome, you should be very proud!❤

I don’t want to tag anyone because this is horrible, I’m sorry.

“Oh come on sweetheart, don’t cry” the cold, inhuman voice spoke behind you as you tried your best to get up from the wet street. You had fell in your attempt to run away from the Red Hood, afraid that he’d kill you too for he had just witnessed you stealing food. Now your food supplies for one week were sprawled acros the muddy, wet street along with your face, that got swollen from the hit.

With fear you tried to crawl away from the armored man as more tears escaped your eyes, your little heart ready to burst out of your chest.

“don’t kill me” you muttered and at that he kneeled to your level, running his big palm on your wet hair.

“Sweetheart, I wont kill you. Do you have anyone to go to? Where are you staying?” He asked to which you answered by shaking your head in denial. Then, his hands came around your torso and before you knew it he was getting up with you in his hands.

“Hey stop it, where are you taking me!” You screamed, yet he remained calm, and started walking fast, towards a part of Gotham you had never been to.

Five more minutes of walking under the heavy rain passed and he was entering an apartment window with you in his hands.

When he shut the window close he took of his helmet amd smiled at you. “I’m Jason kiddo. And if I’m not mistaken you’re the little one that stole the wheels to my motorcycle the other day, do you have any idea how much it cost to me to replace them sweetie? Anyway, tell me your name” Jason said in a hurry and pinched the bridge of his nose.

“I-i’m (y/n).” You half smiled back and extended your hand at him.

“Well, (y/n) ive been on the exact same place as you, you know”

“No. Way.” You said, unable to believe that the grand red hood was a street rat one day.

“Well yes, I was so what about you having a warm bath before you you catch a cold on me. Then I can tell you all about it okay?”

Excited to finally have a warm bath again you squealed in delight.

“Can I please stay here for the night?” You hesitantly asked “I -it’s cold outside and I -”

“You can stay here for as long as you want sweet thing, I’ll have a friend of mine take care about everything that comes to you.”

AU Ideas

Spy AU: I was pretending to love you just to steal secrets but now I’m regretting my decision, I may actually be in love with you.

Dracula AU: It’s a steampunk world with flying ships, mechanical wings and steam powered pneumatic multi-stake launchers. Vampires take heed.

Werewolf AU: I legit hate being a werewolf. Everyone makes it sound great, but the transformation is painful and there’s hair everywhere and I think I’m allergic to wolf dander.

Fantasy AU: I’m just trying to survive in a world where goblins are killing and stealing, trolls don’t just bother goats crossing bridges and everything smells like swamp… how are you so clean?

Zombie AU: The hordes have rotted away and society is rebuilding. We were doing fine until the new government started interfering. 

Angel AU: You’re an angel and I love you, but is that just because I’m suppose to? God is love and all that, so is that just transfer since you’re his avatar?

Teacher/Student: Yes, I’m aware that I’m more than a little hot but anything more than what we have is just morally wrong. I’d just like to be your friend.

Survival AU: I know we don’t have any food, but I’d like to point out that there are plenty of bodies in the wreck that are doing to get ripe really quick if we don’t start building some fires and preserving… look I know this is creepy and wrong but we’re going to starve if we don’t do something and this is the easiest way to get some food in us with little effort, so we can build shelter and signal for rescue. Don’t look at me like that.


Dating Sammy Wilkinson Would Involve -

Dating Sammy Wilkinson Would Involve -

- playing pranks on each other


- being overly jealous and protective over each other

- using cheesy pick up lines over each other

- stealing his watches, clothes, snapbacks

- “babe have you seen my…. - nevermind”

- playing with his hair

- roasting each other

- him fidgeting when he’s around you

- getting along well with each other’s friends

- always defending each other when someone says something the other doesn’t like

- him spoiling you

- him acting like a big baby around you

- spoiling him when he’s sick and vice versa

- trying to make the other laugh and smile

- “I love your smile”

- singing along to his songs

- acting like big dorks around each other

- him giving you piggy back rides

- lots of movie nights

- cuddling with each other

- him always being there when you need something

- having deep conversations about anything and everything

- him trying to convince you to go out with him

- lots of well thought out fancy dates

- him smacking your ass constantly

- play fights

- him trying to calm you down when you’re mad and vice versa

- talking on the phone constantly

- giving him cute, silly nicknames

- being close with his family and vice versa

- embarrassing each other in public

Dating Lydia Martin Would Include...

Originally posted by lightgods

  • Being taller than Lydia
  • Teasing her about it
  • “Well, at least I’m better looking than you.”
  • “Lydia!”
  • Her protecting you
  • Risking her own life to save yours
  • Lydia acting like she doesn’t care that you’re flirting with other people, but is actually mentally planning on how to kill them
  • Having to handle Lydia’s flirting with the whole pack and everyone else
  • Aiden trying to steal Lydia from you
  • Him blaming you for everything that goes wrong
  • “I saw her do it! She is the one who messed with the other pack. Not me.”
  • “Y/N, is this true?”
  • You actually attacking Aiden in front of the whole pack
  • Shopping together
  • Like every weekend
  • Her being sassy
  • Fighting a lot
  • Most of the time, it’s over jealousy and trust
  • Her mom not liking you very much
  • And Lydia defending you but, also, getting pissed off
  • Sex all day long
  • Loud moaning when someone else is home
  • Allison walking in on you fucking Lydia
  • “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!”
  • Lydia having multiple personalities
  • One of them being egotistic and the other being sensitive and cute
  • Passionate kissing
  • Putting your arms around her
  • Always having to touch
  • Never giving the silent treatment because Lyds always wants to talk since she fears of losing you
  • Literally she might act like she doesn’t care but, she really does
  • You teasing her about everything and teasing other things ;)
  • Coming up behind her and sliding your fingers up and down her body
  • Touching her boobs a lot
  • Slapping her ass
  • Hating Jackson with a fiery passion
  • “I only got over him because I found you. Thank you.”
  • Lydia realizing that being with you was very different than being with Jackson
  • Her knowing that you’ll never leave her or abuse her like Jackson did
  • Lydia understanding what a good relationship is
  • Her not understanding the part of “Don’t scream in my ear”
  • Accidentally being injured by Lydia a lot
  • Like her swinging the fridge door in your face
  • Breaking your wrist after Lydia trips you
  • “I’m so so sorry. I didn’t mean for you to break anything!”
  • Her taking care if you
  • Getting distracted and trying to role play as a sexy nurse
  • “Lydia, get off. I can’t do this when I’m actually hurt.”
  • Her pouting but then touching your chest
  • Strap-ons are a must in your sex life
  • Taking turns fucking each other with it
  • Lydia not thinking that you’re strong enough to fight
  • “Okay, do you want to break up?”
  • Feeling really bitchy when you say things like that
  • But, Lydia couldn’t care less, “You know, if you do, I’ll respect that because I wont force you into a relationship.”
  • Loving how she responds
  • Her straddling you as you make out on the couch
  • “I love you, Lyds. Do you love me?”
  • “Noooo. I fucking hate you.” with sarcasm
  • Cuddling together while whispering cute things to each other
  • Giving each other a goodbye kiss and “I love you”
  • Fearing the day that you’ll lose each other
  • Making every moment now, count as it could be over later
sentence starters; pvris - white noise
  • ❝ this isn’t violence. ❞
  • ❝ this is just a war in my head. ❞
  • ❝ don’t you try to run right now, cause baby i could burn you down. ❞
  • ❝ you make your way into my veins, course right through my limbs and dig your way into my brain. ❞
  • ❝ so when the second that you walk into a room, i can’t help myself from the things that you do. ❞
  • ❝ oh you’re killing me right now. ❞
  • ❝ i think it’s time you burn me down. ❞
  • ❝ i love the things we do, when it’s just me and you. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just a ghost of blissful feelings, a cloud of smoke that i keep breathing. ❞
  • ❝ i’m losing you to the games in my mind. ❞
  • ❝ don’t wanna open my eyes. ❞
  • ❝ i know it’s chemicals, that make me cling to you. ❞
  • ❝ and i need a miracle to get away from you. ❞
  • ❝ and i’m not spiritual but please stay, cause i think you’re a saint and i think you’re an angel. ❞
  • ❝ you give me something to talk about, that’s not the shit in my head. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a miracle. ❞
  • ❝ take in your chemicals. ❞
  • ❝ i gotta stay with you. ❞
  • ❝ and i’m not spiritual but please stay, cause you’re a glimpse of bliss a little taste of heaven. ❞
  • ❝ you give me something to think about, that’s not the shit in my head. ❞
  • ❝ i need a miracle to bring me back to you. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re gone now but i still wait for you. ❞
  • ❝ who let you in? ❞
  • ❝ you walk around like you own the place. ❞
  • ❝ guess it was all my fault, i think i let you in. ❞
  • ❝ never thought that i would feel like this. ❞
  • ❝ such a mess when i’m in your presence, i’ve had enough think you’ve been making me sick, gotta get you outta my system. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my house, and i think it’s time to get out. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my soul, it isn’t yours anymore. ❞
  • ❝ but darling you can’t stay. ❞
  • ❝ haven’t you heard? i’m not yours anymore. ❞
  • ❝ yeah you’ve got it all, but you’ve got it all wrong. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ oh i know, you make it seem that you feel whole. so they don’t know, you’re a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ yeah you put on a faith facade, think you’re holy when you’re not. ❞
  • ❝ i hate to break it to you baby, but you’re simply lost. ❞
  • ❝ but simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones. ❞
  • ❝ oh you’re all alone. ❞
  • ❝ and you say that i’ve got it all wrong. ❞
  • ❝ cause you just know, i’m a poor unfortunate soul. ❞
  • ❝ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret. ❞
  • ❝ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck. ❞
  • ❝ don’t think i didn’t notice. ❞
  • ❝ it’s hard to be what you need through a static screen. ❞
  • ❝ i’m watching. i’m waiting. i’m aching. suffocating. i’m breathing. i’m speaking. can you hear me? i’m screaming, for you. ❞
  • ❝ day by day, i’m slowly replaced in your picture frames. ❞
  • ❝ sick of the lack of signal. sick of the lack of touch. ❞
  • ❝ can you hear me? ❞
  • ❝ don’t blame your death, on the shit in your head that you claimed ate you like a virus for days on end. ❞
  • ❝ i watched you decay, watched you wast away. ❞
  • ❝ who’d you think you’d fool baby? ❞
  • ❝ so go ahead, yeah just drop dead. ❞
  • ❝ you’re out of line, buried yourself alive an expected to be fine. ❞
  • ❝ your bridges are burning, and all the tables are turning. ❞
  • ❝ what you give is what you get, and in your case that’s nothing but guilt and regret. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t sleep, that’s when you’re torn away from me. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll face my fear of the sunrise, when i wake up with your hand inside mine. ❞
  • ❝ it’s hard to say good morning, when it’s followed with goodbye. ❞
  • ❝ you make my world spin. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll wait to see you again. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re dead inside, but you make me feel alive. ❞
  • ❝ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed, but they only come alive at night. ❞
  • ❝ i swear that i’ll be fine in the daylight. ❞
  • ❝ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away. ❞
  • ❝ why can’t you stay, up against these things i can’t see? ❞
  • ❝ make me believe. ❞
  • ❝ now you’re up against the ghosts in my head. ❞
  • ❝ you struck a match, and left me to burn. ❞
  • ❝ it doesn’t feel right, to feel the weight of your world in my spine. ❞
  • ❝ you’ve had me going, out of my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i wanna feel something, that’s not the touch of your breath on my neck. ❞
  • ❝ i shouldn’t give in, but i let you win, i let you in. ❞
  • ❝ i won’t let you in. ❞

Its amusing when you get “umm..actually” poeple after the episode aired. Like, damn, you have some weird need to correct people. I made my “will Lapis trying to drown Connie be mentioned” discussion before seeing the ep, based on a short clip and some stills. And based on the show having a pattern of letting Lapis get away with stuff

I said I would happily be wrong. Hell, that’s part of speculating. You open yourself up to being wrong. Or you get lucky and end up being right.

The drowning was brought up and Connie was acting kinda uncomfortable. Good. But what struck me the most is Lapis saying “I’ve almost drowned a lot of people when stealing the ocean.”

It makes sense given her role as a terraformer. She moves oceans and I’m certain some people have gotten killed because of it. Which also implies that Lapis had killed people before. Because her trying to drown Connie was not an accident, it was deliberate. So for her to be so blazé about it…..yikes.

It also brings up another point: Lapis seems to only focus on how she was wronged and not on how she has wronged others. She remember being trapped in a mirror and being forced back to Earth, but conveniently forgets the human she almost killed when trying to escape the Earth. She did remember breaking Greg’s leg though, I’ll give her that. But that could be explained by how “breaking” might seem worse from a Gem POV. For them, that is death.

But I still like to think she’d remember the girl right next to Steven.

Crown Princes of YA (Part two)
  • Maxon Schreave (The Selection): I found a new friend to induct into our circle of heirs to fantasy realms *whispers* and hopefully to l;ighten the mood of all our depressing situations.
  • Prince Kai (TLC): What's your story?
  • Cal Calore(Red Queen): I really don't belong here.
  • Dorian Havilliard(TOG): Why? What's wrong? It couldn't possibly be any worse than what we've already faced.
  • Cal Calore: My half brother and my stepmother manipulated me into killing my own father so now I've been exiled and lost my title and my family.
  • Maxon Schreave: Oh, that's... really sad. I'm sorry.
  • Prince Kai: Hey, you know what always helps for me when someone tries to steal my throne?
  • Cal Calore: What?
  • Prince Kai: Getting kidnapped by my girlfriend and her rebel group and then starting a revolution to try and fix this cruel, cruel world.
  • Cal Calore: *bursting into tears* My girlfriend and her rebel group already did that!
  • Maxon Schreave: *facepalms*

anonymous asked:

this is a religion, you can't just say "well I made it up" and have that be true. you wanna know why there are 'many versions'? because the Romans killed and enslaved the Greeks before stealing their religion and bastardizing to fit their fucked up moral code. you can do whatever you want but at least admit that you're just fucking around with the mythos instead of acting like your version is just as valid as the actual beliefs people died for.

I know I am part of it, I just used the wrong words, I was trying to say is the version of I see, when I talked to Dionysus he seemed pretty okay with it, but hey I fucked up and I admit it, sorry bud. But I love how you are not okay with me saying incorrect greek myths did….did you read the tittle of the blog or every single other post we ever made??

One thing that I love about Junkrat is that he’s completely chaotic Neutral

His comic flat-out states that he’s willing to change his ways if he has the motivation (money or other things) 

I mean think about it, he’s not technically evil by choice, he had to leave Australia because of the bounty hunters trying to kill him so at that point when you’re already ‘wanted’ you might as well start to steal and continue to be wanted. 

I mean it’s doubtful that he would join overwatch considering omnics are apart of overwatch and omnics are the reason why Australia is mad max. Also this panel

But if junkrat was introduced to a decent person who would pay/ hire him for good deeds chances are his life of crime would stop. He’s not above paying for items as he has milk tea with him and the fact that he asks if that cafe can do a flat white.

Like… He’s actually flat out willing to change if the idea is presented to him he isn’t just “I’v always been evil and no one will change that. So edgy” 

I forgot the best one: “so what’s your story?” / “I don’t think I should tell you folks nothin you’re here to kill all us and steal all my… root beer barrels” / “good improv Cassedy let’s try this again. so what’s your story?” / “well I’m glad ya asked!” *McElroys all burst into laughter*

Ok, I'm tired of hearing the "If Jasper gets redeemed, Lapis still shouldn't have to forgive her" crap.

Forgive Jasper for what? Lapis drags Jasper into the ocean, and tortures her for several months, admits to being the aggressor in their fusion not once, but twice, and you believe that Jasper was at fault in that?

Lapis didn’t do that to “Protect Steven”, she did that because she had went from being prisoner to the Crystal Gems, to Homeworld’s prisoner. So Lapis decided to take her own prisoner. Jasper isn’t an abuser. Lapis is.

Like seriously, Lapis breaks Greg’s leg, attempts to drown two children, tries to kill the Crystal Gems, and steals the ocean (Which would’ve killed all organic life on the planet much quicker than the Cluster would have). Yet for some reason, you’re all trying to turn Lapis into this poor abuse victim, when she is anything but.

I think that it’s also worth adding that Lapis has not apologized for ANY of this stuff!

Jasper doesn’t need to apologize to Lapis. If anything, Lapis needs to apologize to Jasper.

And Steven.

And Peridot.

And Greg.

And Garnet.

And Amethyst.

And Pearl.

And Connie.

  • Naruto: I kill anyone who steals my ramen
  • Kakashi: I kill anyone who tries to steal my porn
  • Sakura: I kill anyone who peeps on women
  • Sasuke: I kill anyone, basically
  • Shikamaru: ...I only kill people who try to kill me.
  • Ino: you guys need to be locked up I swear, lets go Shikamaru, before they decide to kill us too.

Big Mistake


Pairing: Theo x Reader

Summary: Can you do a Theo’s imagine when some random guy of school start to hang out with the reader, and Theo tell her that stay away from him because he’s bad and they get into in a HUGE fight and she tell him that he is THE bad. And they don’t speak each other for days and one night she knocks his door house and she’s bruised and wounded and she say sorry to him bc he was right(the guy maybe wanted steal her powers) and they have a fluff make up and the next day Theo made pay the guy for try to kill her?

Side Note: I just picked a random name for the guy, hope that’s okay!

Everyone at Beacon Hills High School knew not to touch Theo Raeken’s girl, it was like the single most well known rule. You and Theo had begun dating shortly after he arrived in Beacon Hills, despite initial warnings from some people to stay away you however did the opposite and got to know Theo on multiple levels. He wasn’t the easiest person to be in a relationship with, but despite his need to be very over-protective, random mood swings, a jealous strike and so much more you wouldn’t change a thing.

You were partnered up with a guy name Adam who like Theo had just recently moved to Beacon Hills. He was your lab partner for an upcoming assignment which meant spending quite a great deal of time together, naturally Theo didn’t like it one bit. It was getting late and you had an evening planned with Theo so you started to collect all your things and put them in your bag. Adam came back from being at the printer and saw that your side of the desk was fully empty.

“Are we done already?” he asked.

You laughed, “I wish but no I have plans with Theo and well my brain is completely fried from working for 3 hours straight. And plus it would be a good idea to take a break and come back with fresh, well rested eyes tomorrow”.

“Your right, hey maybe tomorrow we could spend the whole day working on it. I mean that is if your free?”.

Glancing at your watch time you promised Theo that you would finish studying around 6, it was exactly 6:10 which meant you were 10 minutes late. “I’ll text you” you said hurrying this conversation along. Before Adam responded you were already half way out of the library, rushing to spend a quiet evening in with your boyfriend.

Walking into Theo’s house was a normal occurrence for you there was no need to knock, at least that’s what he always use to say when you entered you saw him sitting at the table. “Hey babe, sorry I’m late time just got away from me”.

You gave him a quick peck on the cheek before heading to the kitchen to grab a quick snack.

“You said you’ll be back at 6”.

Coming back to the living room you sat down next to Theo, “I know but this assignment has been taking up more time than I thought. But good news is Adam and I are nearly finished, which means pretty soon I’m all yours”.
Silence fell upon the room and immediately you knew that it wasn’t a good thing.

“Everything okay Theo?” you asked.

“No babygirl it isn’t. I hate the fact that you’ve been spending all your time with Adam, his bad news”.

“Where is this coming from?”. You suspected that Theo was jealous but you never realized that it was to this extent. This was another level even for him.

“It’s coming from the fact that Beacon Hills isn’t exactly the safest town and I don’t want you to get hurt. Who knows who this Adam guy really is.” he couldn’t sit down anymore so he stood, lightly pacing within the room.

“Theo aren’t you forgetting that people especially Scott didn’t know of your intentions when you first came here. But yet he gave you the benefit of the doubt, more than once I might add.”

“That’s different”.

Now you were the one who couldn’t sit down, you stood up feeling Theo’s eyes on you. “Oh okay I see, because it’s you that’s what makes it different?”.

“See you’re finally getting it”.

Shaking your head Theo at the best of times could be a real pain in the ass, he always had to be the one that was right no matter the topic or discussion.

“You’re unbelievable!”. You pushed past him heading to the kitchen.

“Why thanks babe” he said.

You spun around, pointing you finger at him. “That wasn’t a compliment!”.

“I want you to stop seeing him” he said like it was no big deal to even ask such a thing.

“And I want you to stop being a jerk, but that’s never going to happen so it looks like we both don’t get what we want.”

“I’m your boyfriend, were in a relationship! I’m suppose to protect you and me telling you to stay away from Adam is doing just that.“

This conversation was starting to give you a massive headache, it was beyond intense and the atmosphere wasn’t one any person would want to be in.

"You know what screw you Theo. Just because were in a relationship doesn’t give you the right to dictate who I can and can’t see. The problem isn’t with Adam, the problem is with you!”

“Would you stop being stubborn for once in your life and listen to me!”

“I’m not going to listen to you, if it bothers you Theo or if you don’t approve then there’s the door. You’re welcome to leave if I’m being too stubborn for you!”.

Fed up with the auguring you grabbed your coat and marched towards the door, “Actually you know what Theo, I’ll leave. I can’t keep on having the same argument with you whenever you get jealous or suspicious of some guy, who may or may not be evil….But then again what do I know? I mean out of the two of us you would know what a bad guy looks like,right? Considering you were one not too long ago! So of course every other person in this damn town is bad in your eyes”

Slamming the door behind you, you heard a shatter. Automatically you knew that Theo had either broken something or smashed something against the floor or wall.

This was the worst fight you and Theo have had during the duration of the relationship. It felt like all those other tiny fights rolled together to create a massive blow out, which is what just occurred. Obviously you didn’t want to go back so the next best thing was to head over to Lydia’s, out of everyone in the pack she was the least judgment, well apart from Scott that is and you knew that whenever you needed her help she would always be there.

A few days had past and you and Theo hadn’t spoken. Lydia and her mum were kind enough to allow you to stay as long as you needed too. A few nights ago you had told Lydia what the entire fight was about, she didn’t interrupt when you were explaining and she was your shoulder to cry on.

Driving along the main road your car made a funny sound, deciding that it was better to pull over you got out and opened the hood of the car. The engine and everything else seemed to be okay, so what had made that sound?.  While you were busy trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with your car, a hand covered your mouth.

Fear, adrenaline and fight all kicked in. Knowing that whoever this was you couldn’t overpower them, so you bit their hand instead. They yelled out in pain, which gave you a chance to run. Wasting no time you headed down the road to see if you could flag down a car, your attacker was gaining and you prayed that someone would be around to help.

“This would be a whole lot easier if you didn’t fight Y/N”.

Wait a minute? You knew that voice, the street lights blinded you for a moment but once your vision came back into focus you saw Adam coming towards you.

“Adam? What are you doing?” you asked him.

“Ah Y/N you should of listened to Theo, but I guess I was just too damn charming for you to resist. I can’t believe how easy it was to get you to trust me.” he laughed which made you feel sick inside. The one person you so desperately needed and they weren’t here, all because you were being too stubborn to actually listen to reason.

“Your insane!” you shouted.

He came closer each time you took a step backwards. What you needed to do was to get back to your car, and the only way to do that was to run. Deciding to blot now you only got a few meters ahead, when Adam grabbed your waist. Thrashing and screaming he threw you against the pole to get you to shut up.

Reaching around your hand came in contact with a large thick stick, picking it up you waited for the perfect moment and whacked Adam across the head. He fell almost instantly, taking that as your chance you fought back the pain and ran towards your car not daring to look back.

You quickly closed the hood and opened the car door and thanked god that you didn’t take the keys out of the ignition. Starting up the car you could see Adam coming towards you, stepping on the gas you sped down the road as fast as the car would go leaving Adam behind.

Theo was all that you were thinking about, he was right and you ignored his pleas to stop seeing Adam and what happened to you just now, that was your karma. Not bothering to park right you frantically got out of the car and scanned the surroundings making sure Adam wasn’t near, who even knows if he followed you.

Knocking on the door repeatedly in hopes that Theo was in fact home, because you had no idea what to do if he wasn’t. “Alright come down, I’m coming”.
A sign of relief washed over your entire body when you heard his voice on the other side of the door, he opened it and his expression screamed anger because you probably looked like a mess and shock at the state you were currently in.

Tears were now making they way down you face, “I’m sorry. I should of listened, but I didn’t and now Adam came after me and I had no idea what to do. You were right Theo, my god you were right.”

He pulled you in for a tight hug and shut the door, “It’s okay babygirl you’re safe now. I swear I won’t let him near you ever again”.

He took you towards the bathroom where he carefully lifted you up onto the counter, “This might hurt a little okay” when the cloth came in contact with your skin you winched back in pain.

“I’m sorry, I know it hurts but I have to clean yours cuts before they get infected. Hey babygirl look at me okay, keep your eyes focused on me”.

And that’s what you did, your eyes didn’t leave Theo not even for a second because he was the only one who could make this pain go away. Picking you up he gently laid you down onto his bed, wasting no time in joining you under the covers.

“I’m sorry” you whispered.

He stroked your cheek, “You need to stop apologizing this wasn’t your fault”

“But it was, if only I listened to you none of this wouldn’t of happened. I can’t believe I said what I did, I didn’t mean any of it Theo you have to know that”.

Pulling you close, you felt nothing but safe in Theo’s arms. “I do know that. We were caught up in the heat of the moment, but that’s all forgiven and forgotten about. I promise you he won’t get away with what he did. No-one touches my girl and gets away with it”.

“Please Theo don’t do anything that you’ll regret, I don’t want you to get hurt because of me”.

Kissing the top of your head, he ran his fingers along your back which made you feel sleepy. The last words you heard him say before exhaustion took over was.

“The only one getting hurt is him”.

Going to school the next day wasn’t going to be pleasant. Most of your cuts and wounds had healed, but they were a few that were visible. Putting on a long sleeve top and jeans Theo was by your side the entire morning, this time around he was extra protective and wouldn’t leave you unless it was absolutely necessary.

The both of you walked into the parking lot hand in hand, but his hand slipped away from yours when he saw Adam getting out of his car. Wasting no time he hurried over to him and landed the first punch.

“What the hell man!” Adam shouted which caused a crowd to now gather around.

Theo wasn’t falling for that, he grabbed Adam and slammed his back against the car “Touch her again and I swear I’ll do more than just beat the crap out of you” Adam had a sick smile on his face and leaned in, “If you want me to stay away from your precious girl Raeken, then the only way for that to happen is to kill me.”

“Listen here you sick son of a bitch, if you come after her again then you have   to go through me! And you better watch your back, because if you even so look at her I will kill you. Stay away, I’m warning you”.

Theo threw him on the ground before walking away, leaving everyone stunned at what they just witnessed.

“What did he say to you Theo?” you asked following him back to his truck.

“Nothing, he was just taunting me”.

He saw your worried expression and came over, taking you hand in his he looked right into your eyes. “You have nothing to worry about babygirl, his not going to come after you ever again. Come on let’s go home”.

Climbing into his truck you looked out the window and saw Adam staring, shivers traveled throughout your body and you had a feeling that this wasn’t over. However whatever came your way next you could deal with, as long as Theo was by your side.