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Richie’s hair (part 3)

To celebrate 1.5k of you beautiful people, I present to you part 3 of my most requested Headcanons

Sorry for typos, I’ll add links soon

- the losers use the fact that touching Richie’s hair calms him down more than they probably should

- considering the fact they’re 17, he has a boyfriend and touching his hair is pretty much a kink now

- he can’t help it, it just feels so damn good

- ‘It feels better than sex Eddie, you don’t understand’

- however the losers don’t know this, they just think it’s like petting a dog on that one spot they like the most

- and Richie can’t protest because he can’t find his words if someone touches his hair

- one particular movie night Richie’s ADHD was pretty bad and ended up with moving around so much that everyone had to either 'beep beep’ him or touch his hair

- So Eddie decided enough was enough, they need to understand d what they’re actually doing to his boyfriend

- so when Richie goes to get more blankets, Eddie stands in the middle of the room and explains it to them

- 'Okay everyone we need to chill with touching Richie’s hair, okay?’

- 'Why, we aren’t trying to steal him from you?’

- 'No, Stan, I know you’re not but it’s just awkward to explain’

- so Eddie eventually explains that they’re pretty much turning Richie on when they’re touching his hair and that having his hair touched is a massive kink for him

- 'Well shit’ - Stan

- they still do it in desperate times and it’s mainly Bev and Eddie who do

- They also now understand why Eddie touches Richie’s hair when they kiss

- And now the losers pick on them about it if they ever see Eddie’s hand anywhere near Richie’s hair

- Like one day they were watching a movie and Georgie decided to join them for it

- Richie and Eddie sat on the sofa with Richie slightly slumped down it with his face pressed against Eddie neck

- like half way through the movie Stan looked over to see Eddie’s hand in Richies dark curls

- he instantly gasps super loud, grabbing Georgie to cover his eyes

- 'Guys ! There’s are children’

- Bill looks up to see what’s happening because why is his boyfriend yelling

- Stan covers Bill’s eyes too

- 'CHILDREN, EDDIE!! How could you taint these innocent minds’

- Richie is too tired to reply, so Eddie does it for him

- 'We all know Bill isn’t innocent Stan’

- Both Stan and Bill go red at that

- another time is when they’re sitting in a restaurant, just getting milkshakes like they do everyday Wednesday

- it’s like a celebration that they got through half the week

- Richie is so exhausted from school that he puts his head face don’t on the table

- Eddie comforts his dramatic boyfriend by placing a hand on his head and ruffling his hair

- they’re rudely interrupted by Bev

- 'Isn’t that like having sex with him in public, though? You guys really shouldn’t do that, ya nasties’

- Eddie just keeps looking at Richie with a red face

- Richie says something but it’s muffled by the table, it was probably an insult

- 'What was that?’

- 'I said Eddie’s mums a nasty’

- 'Ah I thought so…yanno, why do I even date you?!’

- it’s safe to say that there was not more hair-touching that evening

- However the losers also let them have their moments as they watch in awe because let’s face it, they’re adorable

- one day they were meeting up outside school when it finished to go to Bills for their Friday sleepover

- Richie was visibly tired and just done with that day

- he walked up in front of eddie, wrapped his arms around his waist and put his head on Eddie’s shoulder

- the losers watched in concern as their usual happy jokey Richie was obviously not okay

- Eddie placed one hand on Richie’s arm and the other in his hair, knowing just what to do to take his mind off whatever he was thinking about

- 'You good?’

- Eddie only got a muffled 'mhm’ and a nod as a reply

- he looked up to see all the losers watching them and turned red

- another time was at Bill’s house, it was the morning after a sleepover

- Eddie and Richie though they were the only ones awake so naturally they decide cuddling until the losers wake up is the best option

- and cuddling always involves Eddie playing with Richie’s hair

- which ends with Richie become pretty much a noodle whilst laying Eddie

- however they didn’t know that Bev has low-key been watching them the whole time

- she even snaps a photo with her polaroid camera

- she slowly wakes the rest of the losers to appreciate the adorable scene with her

- however she uncovers another cute scene when she realised that Stan and Bill were also cuddling but whilst sleeping

- (she’s used to them doing this because Stan and Bill are the designated cuddlers of the group)

- In their usually position with Bill becoming an octopus and Stan putting a leg over Bills waist and arms around Bill’s neck

- she takes a photo of that too

- all in all there’s an equal amount of teasing and appreciation when it comes to Eddie and Richie


Add more because I know you want too xo

Part 2

Chrome: That it. Anyway, don’t play the fool and try not to steal.

Ashkore: Oh, the little puppy is scared that people knows he is not onthe good side?

Chrome: Shut up!

Ashkore: His fangs are out! He is cute.

Christmas with Taehyung would include:

° him forcing you to dress up in couple christmas outfits

° purposely putting mistletoe EVERYWHERE so he has an excuse to kiss you

° “Tae, you don’t need to put mistletoe everywhere you know, we’re a cou-”

° “Shush Y/N”, *kisses you*

° You melting every time he kisses you

° Making Christmas desserts together

° The members coming over uninvited but you both don’t mind

° they’re practically family

° spending the morning with the members and then going off to spend Xmas with Tae’s family

° they love you of course

° Tae’s younger brother always trying to steal you from him lol

° when he’s like 10 years younger (A/N: don’t know how old Tae’s brother is so just put a random number there lol XD hope u guys dm :p)

° going back to your house with him

° You getting some loooovvviiinnngggggg *wink wink* *nudge nudge* 😏😏😏

° You waking up to Tae’s smirky/smiley face

° “I love you so much”

° “I love you too Tae”


A/N: Hope you guys liked it😘😘😘

I was feeling really Christmasy lol :p

wolfandthief  asked:

It's funny the people who were giving Betty crap for the Cheryl scene were praising Alice for calling out Betty in the last scene... Which LOL yes blaming your daughter for any crime scenes that will occur in the future = good. And I do love Cheryl and find her funny but let's not forget she mocked Archie in 1x10 for being molested by a teacher and made it a joke... So I don't really see how people can bash Betty but still worship Cheryl tbh.

she also repeatedly called betty fat, rubbed polly’s “break down” in betty’s face, treated ginger and tina like they only existed to support her, and straight up told val she was trying to steal her boyfriend. this fandom acts like she’s a saint and really she’s…… not. she’s a bully. she got dealt such a shitty hand on the family front, but a rough backstory doesn’t absolve you of all your wrong doings. it baffles me that somebody could call betty a selfish sociopath and then stan cheryl in the same breath 

Ok so to kick start this somewhat revival. A headcanon is needed.

Lily being a saiyan she has fangs. They’re somewhat a little crooked so it kinda makes her a little insecure to smile at times.

They’re sharp as she does HUNT for prey when she needs too. She’s a little more wild as she does display the hunter gatherer traits. She will growl when provoked. It’s very deep and it will sound like she went from a cute little girl to a 50 year old man who smokes three packs a day.

Expect her to suddenly use her native language when angry. She is strong and sometimes forgets that this isn’t a normal trait in humans. She’s trying to blend in for the most part. Keyword trying.

Stealing food is something Lily will do. Her cooking abilities are there but sometimes a girl wants to get her hands dirty and a little bloody.

anonymous asked:

Lol harry looks annoyed probably because the cambridges are trying to steal all the good PR for a charity he's done the most work for! They've done nothing for coach core expect for graduations. I wish they would stop with the trio engagments

I read his speech and he doesn’t sound annoyed to me. What I really love about the work they do with the RF is that most of it we don’t see, it’s all meetings and that, so even if Henry does more engagements publicly, that doesn’t mean the other two aren’t involved. As for the trio engagements, I don’t really mind. PR-wise, those three sell the engagmente better if they go together.

Thank you for your question.

Required Invitation

She danced like a fire, memorizing and bright. He reached out to touch her in a way that would suggest she was his to grab, with a force that implied she owed it to him.  But she was not going to fall a victim like the others. In fact, little did he know, she encompassed the strength of all women who have fallen victim under their attacker’s grasp. He pulled away in disbelief staring down at the blistered skin. Not use to being the one singed he becomes defensive, aggressive “how dare she?” he wonders.  Sir,  may I?  She is not yours, she owes you nothing, your grimy comments, and suggestive stares were not attention that she wanted. How dare you try to steal something so pure and honest. I hope the scars on your skin are enough to keep you reminded, to not touch another unless they are inviting.

- R.M. 

Day 4: Cuddle

One more day to go, I’m almost caught up on the prompts.

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“Kai, do you have a blanket?”

Kai looked over to Jay flabbergasted. He had two blankets on him and still cold?

“Jay, you have two blankets that are very fluffy and should be warm enough for you. Do you need another one?”

Jay smiled sheepishly and nodded. “Mhm!”

“I can’t believe- Okay, let me find another blanket.” Kai stood from his place on the couch and walked out of the living room. Sometimes he wondered why he was married to Jay.

Kai smiled and looked down at his wedding ring as he entered their bedroom. That day was filled with excitement and dancing and drinking and a lot of cake. Surprisingly, he did not see Cole try to steal the entire thing. He grabbed a blanket from their bed and exited the room, closing the door as he made his way to the guest room.

Their living situation was alright. Jay was an electrical engineer and Kai just finished his last tour from the military. He was considered a retired veteran, which is cool with him. He got benefits, which meant going back to college and working on a degree in physiology.

Their house wasn’t too fancy, but it was enough for them to do their thing and live their lives. They also somehow ended up being neighbors with Zane (who apparently moved their for work). It was nice to see their friend again after two months of moving out of their apartment from the big city. Out here, they could see the constellations painting the night sky. It was a beautiful sight, and Jay loved stargazing.

Kai picked up another blanket from the guest room and closed the door, heading back into the living room and handing them to Jay. “Better?”

“Hmm… one more.”

“WA- One more, huh?” Yep, he definitely wondered why he married Jay.

“One more and I’ll stop asking for blankets. Promise.”

“Swear on our marriage?”

“Swear on our marriage.” Jay giggled and held up his hand to reveal the ring.

“If you say so.” Kai turned back around and walked out of the living room.

Jay waited for a minute before standing up and taking the blankets off. Now that Kai was distracted, he could get to work on his plan.

Jay wasn’t the strongest, but he had enough muscle to move a couch and loveseat to make this work. Today’s plan involved cuddling and a blanket fort, the latter being the one thing Kai never had as a kid. Jay was about to change that.

Placing the pillows on the floor, Jay moved the blankets on the couch, over the loveseat, on the floor, and anywhere else to make it look nice. He arranged the pillows so they would feel comfortable, and he double-checked the structure of the fort to ensure that it had good support. It appeared to be holding well, so now all he had to do was heat up some snacks.

Jay made his way to the kitchen and smiled. He and Kai cooked together almost every day, whether it was a small meal like spaghetti or large meals for their friends. He preferred making everything rather than buying it in a package, but frozen pizza convinced him otherwise. From that day, they kept some frozen foods in their freezer in case they didn’t want to make food.

He felt at home in the kitchen as he heated up some pizza rolls. Jay missed the days where he and his mom would bake brownies for his father when he came home late at night. Grabbing a box from the cabinet, he pulled out two packages of mini muffins and put them aside. Jay looked around and grabbed a few more snacks before placing them into a bowl and moving back to the living room. He put the bowl on the pillows and walked back. The support was still holding everything in place, which was good. He needed that.

Once the pizza rolls were done, Jay placed them neatly on a plate and grabbed some juice boxes from the fridge before returning to his fort. Now all he had to do was wai-

“Is this the reason why you kept asking for blankets?”

Jay grinned and put the rolls and juice boxes in the fort. “Y-Yeah. I thought you’d might like it.”

Kai smiled and walked over to kiss his forehead. “You’re too kind.”

He stood on his tiptoes and pecked Kai’s lips, the tips of his ears feeling warm. Kai always managed to make him swoon in the tiniest of details. “Pizza roll?”

The two entered the fort as Kai started laughing, carefully moving the food aside to hold him close. “I can think of something much tastier than a pizza roll.”

“What?”

“A cinnamon roll.” He leaned over and kissed him slowly, wrapping his arms around Jay to move him closer.

Jay’s face heated up as he kissed back, his eyes fluttering shut and his hands finding their way to Kai’s shoulders. He felt Kai pull away soon after, causing him to open his eyes.

“You look adorable, Jay.” Kai rubbed their noses together. “With your eyes clothes and your mouth parted a little.”

Jay hid his face in Kai’s chest as they leaned against the pillows. “You’re warm.”

“Am I?” Kai reached down to pop a roll into his mouth.

“Uh huh.” Jay smiled and looked up at him, reaching down for a roll as well.

“Must be from all of the running around I did. Thanks, by the way.”

“For the blanket fort?” Jay chewed on his roll, confused on what he was being thanked for.

“Besides that. Just… thank you for being with me.” Kai leaned down to kiss him again. “It means the world to me.”

Jay kissed back once more, happy that his plan worked out for both of them.“No problem. Now uh, mind if we eat this stuff? I’m hungry.”

kinda disappointed that i’m not already a reclusive beekeeping novelist who lives in a cottage in the french countryside, only interacting with other people when i call my annoyed editor and sell honey+honey-related products to local villagers

Best Comedic Moments of IT (2017)
  • “Best feeling ever!” “Really? Try tickling your pickle for the first time”
  • New kid on the block Ben listening to New Kids on the Block (And making references to their songs and hanging up a poster that he tries to hide)
  • Bill trying to come up with a lie to Eddie’s mom about where they’re going and he goes “I got a new uhhhhh” and then Richie jumps in “A new croquet set!" 
  • Eddie going to kiss his mom goodbye and Richie going "Do you want one from me too Mrs. K?” as Eddie pushes him out the door
  • Pennywise calling Ben “Egg boy”
  • When they found Betty Ripson’s shoe in the sewers and Richie goes “How do you think Betty feels? Running around these tunnels with only one freaking shoe” while hopping up and down with one foot in the air 
  • “It’s in my second fanny pack” “Why do you have two fanny packs?!" 
  • When Eddie is dressing Ben’s cuts from Henry and Richie goes "You have to suck the wound before you apply the bandage, this is 101!” and Eddie just flat out replies “You don’t know what you’re talking about”
  • “The list is longer than my wang!” “That’s not saying much” Stan freaking roasting Richie 
  • The beautiful aesthetic shot of Bev jumping off the cliff with this soft pretty music playing in the background as Richie screams “WHAT THE FUCK”
  • Ben asking if they want to see more of his research about the missing kids and the history of Derry and Eddie violently shaking his head 
  • “Derry started as a beaver trapping camp” “Still is AM I RIGHT BOYS?” Richie going for a high five and getting REJECTED 
  • When Richie is put on lookout outside Bev’s apartment and asks “What if her dad comes back?” and Stan is just DONE and goes “Do what you always do: Start talking!" 
  • "Trash the trashmouth!" 
  • "The sink went all Eddie’s mom’s vagina”
  • When they’re all talking about their experiences with IT and Richie goes “Wait can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I’m not seeing this shit?" 
  • When the losers saw Mike’s bike and all ran to help immediately and Stan took the extra three seconds to kick his bike stand down 
  • Richie yelling "ROCK WAR” and immediately getting hit in the face 
  • Richie trying to steal and play the horn from the marching band guy in the background during a serious scene 
  • “I saw a leper…… It was like a walking infection”
  • When Stan brings up the woman that IT transformed into for him and Richie just goes “Is she hot?”
  • When Bill asked who wants to stay out of Neibolt House to keep watch and everyone raised their hands (“Fuck” -Richie) 
  • “Can’t believe I pulled the short straw. You guys are lucky we’re not measuring dicks" 
  • Pennywise saying "Beep beep Richie” immediately before attacking him 
  • 3 doors labeled “Very scary” “Scary” and “Not scary at all” with Bill and Richie looking directly at each other before running to “Not scary at all”
  • After Eddie broke his arm and Richie went “I’m gonna snap it back into place!” and Eddie just yelled “Do not fucking touch me!”
  • “Who invited Molly Ringwald?”
  • When Richie yelled that Ben was leaking Hamburger Helper
  • “See that guy I’m hitting? I’m pretending it’s you” Richie while playing the arcade game when Bill came to talk to him after their fight 
  • When Eddie went to confront his mom about his meds being placebos “THEY’RE GAZEBOS! THEY’RE BULLSHIT!”
  • Richie trying to break the bottle against the railing so he has a weapon but then the entire thing just shattered
  • Pennywise’s weirdass dance 
  • “And now I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown!” END MY LIFE BEST MOMENT OF THE MOVIE
  • “WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB, ASSHOLE!” RICHIE RIGHT BEFORE HITTING PENNYWISE WITH THE BASEBALL BAT
  • “I know what I’m doing for my summer experience essay” Richie right after the final confrontation with IT