try not to take this seriously tho

anonymous asked:

Maybe if things get too competitive they all just take turns having a go at the other while the odd man out gets to watch ;) Seriously tho Iris is one lucky lady. She'd have two men willing to do whatever it took to please her.

ikr like imagine. Iris and SavBarry are sitting on the couch chilling cause SavBarry doesn’t have a job so he just picks Iris up from work and shit and cooks and keeps the place tidy. Anyway Barry comes home from a long day of being the Flash and SavBarry and Iris are sitting on the couch. Iris is telling SavBarry about her day, they have wine he is massaging her legs and feet. 

And she knows that praising is the best way to keep him happy so she’s praising him and telling him what a good job he’s doing in between telling him about her day at work.

“That feels so good.” “You take such good care of me.” “You’re the best.” 

And Barry comes home to this and he thinks its cute, but he’s also kinda jealous cause he still doesn’t fully trust SavBarry. And then Iris is like babe can you go pick up something. And he’s like i just got back can’t SavBarry do it, all whiny. And SavBarry is like ofc, but then Iris pouts at Barry cause SavBarry would have to stop massaging her feet and it feels so good. So Barry is annoyed and he’s like fine, but then SavBarry is making faces at Barry cause he won.

But its not all competition and dominance between Barry & SavBarry. Sometimes SavBarry just wants Barry to spoon him and vice versa cause no one knows your hurts and comforts like yourself, sometimes when its just the two of them they call each other beautiful boy.


no but aldertree sent raj to fetch a change of clothes and a cup of tea for clary aka raj probably stood in clary`s room going oh this shirt will go nicely with those jeans and i would like to personally thank him for that because clary looked fly 

A Couple's Convo
(ft. Jimin & Hoseok)

Jimin : Hello ?

Hoseok : Hello ~

Seokjin : Nice.

Jimin : Baby what are you doing now ~ ?

Hosoek : I’m trying to sleep after taking a bath 

Jimin : Did you ? My little baby took a bath ~?

Hoseok : Yup. What about you baby ?

Jimin : I took a bath earlier (??) just to call you baby ~

Hoseok : Really ? I’m going to sleep soon……Can you show me your aegyo ?

Hoseok : Do it for me ~~ *aegyo gorilla punch Jimin*

Jungkook : Oh god ! I seriously can’t take this anymore !!

Seokjin : I want to punch them so hard !

Ryeowook : Jimin !! Just go to sleep !!

Taehyung : JIMIN ~!!!!!!

Since people like Modern AU Sasuke 
How about Modern AU Naruto?

-outdoors boi

-he hardly spends any time inside tbh

-unless he’s hanging out with his boi Sasuke

-is part of the Best Eyeliner Squad with Garaa and Sai

-WILL binge watch cartoons and come out of it a changed person

-lowkey depression

-like “ha ha I’m fine trust me”

-but hangs out with Garaa on his depressed days for naps and talks

-annoys his classmates with his fidgeting

-like tapping and bouncing his leg he just wants to Go

-always has on bandages either he got in a fight protecting someone or he hurt himself trying to peel an orange there’s no inbetween

-a MessTM

-seriously if he hung out in a place for more than five seconds he probably made a mess there


-literally became a school meme once he was so proud

-loves video games but Sasuke and Suigetsu always beat him

-he’s really good at RPG games tho

-unironically loves taking selfies especially with other people

-his photo library is filled with moments of him with his friends

-he also likes taking pictures of things in general

-especially when he finds things pretty

-“Naruto why do you have a pic of me sleeping”

-“…because, Sasuke, you look photogenic in your sleep.”

-get ready for every Bi pun in the world because he has all of them

-really gay for Sasuke and everyone knows except Sasuke

-It’s his fault kinda he doesn’t know how to flirt or ask someone out

-everyone has a small crush on him at some point

-collects random rocks to gift to his friends

-it is Important ok

-getting a rock from the sunshine boi means he loves you

-getting more than fives means he’s IN LOVE with you

-aka Sasuke Uchiha has 20 rocks

-Sasuke does not understand he’s being asked out via pretty rocks and Naruto is suffering

-“Sakura how do I ask out Sasuke”

-“Idk try to do it like a normal human”

-long story short it ends with him getting punched but also getting what, to this day, he names the best kiss of his life

-it was a good day

anonymous asked:

RFA+Saeran+V react to an MC who is extremely grumpy in the morning. They will kick you if you try to wake them up.

Do you mean… ME, anon? -Green


-first he finds your grumpiness cute 

-but he doesn’t take the warning “if you touch me one more time I will kick your throat” seriously 

-and now he’s running around the house screaming as you chase him 

-you had thrown several pillows and hit him right slap center of his head, you never miss 

-your accuracy is scary and it HURTS 

-after this terrifying incident, Yoosung is a lot more gentle with waking you up. He will wake you up with food or maybe some back scratches 

-tho he will always be terrified whenever your hand reaches for another pillow



-he KNOWS. and he still likes to wake you up at fucking FOUR A.M. 

-he thinks it’s just hilarious because he thinks your all bark and no bite 

-you are ready.. to   f i g h t   your boyfriend 

-the next time he wakes you up with one of those god damn chicken dog toys will be the day he dies 

-which made it all the more worse because you were having an amazing dream and you were in that perfect spot on the bed,, everything was so comfortable that you wanted to never give it up 

-then B A  M 

-he literally lunges and drops his whole weight on you while laughing his ass off 

-oh bo y. u a dead man 

-you don’t even hesitate with throwing this fucker off the bed and slamming him on the floor 

-then you pin yourself on top of him and smack his forehead repeatedly so hard until he swears to never do it again and the 5 things he will do to make it up to you 

-after that, saeyoung lays off. a little. there will always be the pranks. but for the most part, he lets you enjoy your beauty sleep. 

-except you getting out of bed is a whole other story, of course… 


-he would NEVER disrupt your beauty sleep unless it was dire importance

-and we’re talkin like. a whole world war erupting. this man doesn’t fuck around with you.

-the only time he found you grumpy was when you woke up a little early from him being a little too loud getting ready for work 

-you didn’t totally go full fury on him but you were super pissy 

-smacked his ass real hard as he left the house 

-so he got the warning to be a little quieter, but lowkey wants you to do that again 

-kinky shit 


-same kinda scenario with Jumin; she was up early in the morning filling out papers for the coffee shop

-she was playing some music in the background which she meant to keep quiet but there was a particular loud part that even startled her 

-was quick to turn it down and come into the room to check in on u tho

-she was so sweet and apologetic about how she didn’t mean to wake you up that you couldn’t get grumpy 

-you just asked for an “i’m sorry kiss” which she was happy to oblige in 


-he wanted to be all romantic and wake you up with kisses 

-you didn’t really even know what was going on other than Zen was all over you and you were no longer asleep and you wanted to be 

-so you just fukin bit Zen’s lip with all your might before turning around and going back to sleep like nothing happened 

-he didn’t know if he should be turned on or offended????

-he decides to just wait after your awake to kiss you..?


-you both are EXTREMELY grumpy sleepers

-you stole the blankets? AGAIN? FU C KE R????

-you two are constantly fighting in your sleep 

-but you manage to work it out because you two generally wake up at the same time

-so you’ve just learned to leave each other alone for the next 20 minutes after getting up so you don’t end up biting and kicking for no reason 

-saeyoung is constantly amused but so so afraid of you guys in the morning

-you walk around like the dead and you’ll fuckin attack him too if he says a word 

-help him


-again, like Jumin. usually would not wake you up for anything

-but it was getting way late into the day and you hadn’t eaten or been out of the room at all,,,

-so he decides to muster up his courage and wake you up 

-what a…  m i s t a k e 

-he wakes you up by gently stroking your hair 

-while it’s a nice way to wake up….. you still attack him 

-you legit bite this mans hand 

-you BIT HIM



-V is just .. confused? like babe?????? you bit my hand????

-you don’t apologize.

-until you actually wake up and find the bandage on his hand and your like “aw honey! What happened?”

-apologies won’t stop coming out once you find out omg 

Boyfriend! Yoongi

dates where y'all are just napping 

-not a lot of skinship 

-but there are some days where he’s literally so clingy and you kinda love it 

-people think he’s cold and doesn’t care about anything 

-but you know 

-he cares too much 

-and even though he might not do it in public, 

-he will treat you like a literal princess in private 

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“Tsk come on… Not you again… please”, Link, every time. (The Legend of Link: Breath of the Yiga Clan) || Twitter

I’m happy how this turned out despite trying a painterly style and one-layering almost everything ;A; I learned a lot…! Damn Yiga Clan tho!!


[Recap] Jikook/Kookmin in BTS Gayo track 13

Hello everyone~, I’ll try to make it quick and short as usual, but I might fail as usual too xD

Again, please don’t take everything here too seriously.

Let’s go!!! Bangtang gayooo~~~~

Our Jungkook is already distracted right from the start, I wonder who he’s staring at?

Still distracted to the point he’s the latest to do the introduction 👀👀

Staring contest, what’s new? The way Jungkook dances to Dope cutely then Jimin lazily moves along tho 🐥🐰😆😆

Jungkook ah~… your expression… 미안 xD

Everyone, say hi to the new God of Destruction ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Jimin is guiding Monie to juggle.

Jungkook’s no.1 notp strikes again, how can he miss the fun?

Time to show who’s the man.

Lol Taehyungie is not impressed (he said Jimin did better, awwww best friends ♥)

Jimin is having fun tho. As expected of him, everything Jungkook does amuses him ♥

Jimin is having fun again, thanks to Jungkook’s “Kimchi kimchi ya ya jja jja” lol, I did too xD

Let’s skip forward a bit, I mean I don’t wanna go as far as capturing everything, sorry ><

But apparently Jimin took Taehyung’s answer and got it right so he thanked Taehyungie (awwww~ ♥), but he thanked Jungkook too? I have no idea why? Probably because Jungkook didn’t run as fast as he could (he looked to Jimin’s side before running). Anw, don’t trust me, I’m biased xD.

Single Ladies killed me tho, I didn’t know that it sounded like that haha.

Jimin’s high-pitched laugh at 5:59 tho, ah my hearteu 💙💙

Congratulations, Jeon Jungkook-ssi! Once again, you just proved that your PhD in Jiminology wasn’t just for decoration!

While everyone else including Jimin is busy inspecting Jimin’s picture, Jungkook is at ease preparing for his buzzer.

(please don’t be distract, friends, look at Jungkook, remember to look at Jungkook, don’t lose your focus elsewhere, I’m not responsible for anything, okay~? xD)

Well, can’t expect anything less from Jimin’s biggest fan right? He walks away like it’s no big deal getting the answer (in relation to his Jiminie hyung) right, and Jimin is impressed af

JK *proud af*

Never forget their high-five 🐥🐰🌺

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Being small {and chubby, your choice}. You just so happen to be friends with the squad and unfortunately…  {part two}

Digger Harkness: 

Originally posted by rickdixonandthefandomlifeposts

  • UGH
  • JUST UGH??? 
  • He’s tHE WORST
  • okay so this dude teases u a lot
  • obviously lmao??
  • he randomly likes to put his elbow on ur head
  • just to get on ur nerves
  • hecc sometimes he’ll probably even pick u up or smth
  • probably make some stupid excuse like
  • “i was jus’ helpin’ ya, that punch woulda hurt.”
  • “my punch is gonna hurt”
  • “haha, cute. can ya reach me?”

Tatsu Yamashiro: 

Originally posted by andor-glenns

  • okay she’s the most understanding one
  • as far as i know, she’s the smallest gal in the squad
  • 5′5″ {thanks harley}
  • so she knows how it feels to look down upon
  • if ur shorter than her then 
  • it’s kind of hard for her to take u seriously 
  • she barely even pays attention to ur height tho
  • “more important things to think of”
  • mm
  • sometimes if ur in danger ur all she can think abt
  • ………………………………….
  • i’ll go home

Enchantress/June Moone: 

Originally posted by beesandboys

  • if ur shorter than her june will definitely tease u
  • i mean she HAS to
  • she insists anyway
  • she’ll rest her chin on ur head
  • most of the time, she’ll be the big spoon
  • bc if u are its awkward trying to wrap ur legs around her
  • actually really likes how tiny u are
  • she likes to feel tall, the one on the higher ground
  • the one with power
  • she doesn’t tease u at all abt it
  • she barely acknowledges it 
  • c’mon she barely gives u any nicknames 
  • {which are mostly just “pet” btw}
  • if you REALLY convince her maybe she’ll
  • pet ur head or smth

Rick Flag: 

Originally posted by minmiin1d

  • he privately teases u
  • he’s definitely the big spoon,, lol
  • he likes to rest a chin on ur head
  • or maybe just pet u
  • altho if he does its mostly rubbing of the cheeks
  • he can’t exactly tease u anywhere else
  • gotta keep up that rep my man
  • as,,,
  • a mom
  • lololol
  • nah jk
  • but anyway, he really likes how smol u are
  • besides sometimes when he tries to reach for ur hand
  • he misses 
  • bc ur sHORT
  • so yeah there’s that
  • that’s why u do the hand-holding first
  • bc he most of the time can’t reach u
  • fella has bad aim apparently

finally, right? lol


…not AU + me just making shit up + don’t take this seriously!!! + rated pg + honestly, i wrote this idea down last night and today we finally got a selca!!! how timely!!! :) (tho you know…different context lol)

the filming felt like it was gonna drag on forever. they’ve been there for 7 hours trying to film a thirty-minute video. the clock strikes five, and finally they’re free, but their next schedule doesn’t start for at least two hours so snacks were due in order, giving the boys some hours of rest before they head off again.

as predicted, jimin drags yoongi away after the director yelled “aaaand cut!” and everyone files out of the room after thanking all the staff. 

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Shit people siding with abusers and abuse apologists say:

  • You can’t blame them for everything (watch me)
  • I’m sure they didn’t mean it that way (oh are u. are u sure. are u su)
  • I’m sure if you talk to them… (mate)
  • You just need to try harder! (MATE)
  • It can’t all be their fault (um)
  • They’re a HUMAN BEING (debatable)
  • You can’t blame them, they’ve had a rough childhood/life (so did I thanks to them)
  • It takes two to tango (do you think tango is on the list of child abuse)
  • You’re abusing them too. (i fucking wish)
  • Think of all the good things they’ve done for you! (yeah why don’t you fight their battles allison)
  • They only want the best for you! (ooh do they. do they really. do the)
  • It’s godly to forgive. (aren’t you being a deity lately jackson)
  • You need to stop thinking about this, it’s unhealthy for you (i bet you said that bc you’re worried about my health and not bc you don’t wanna help me get out of abuse or hear me out at all)
  • They really love you. (get out of my face with your equating abuse with love and confront your own abuse already)
  • They’re just worried about you. (yea about me outing their abuse)
  • They seem like a good person tho! (yea thats whats so terrifying about them I wish they walked around with a scythe and shouted obscenities)
  • You took all of this too seriously. (thanks for not taking my life seriously)
  • You took all of this too personally. (it fucking happened to me personally)
  • It’s time to stop holding on to past grudges (wow i am glad I let you make all my decisions for me surely you have my well being in mind)
  • Think about why this is all your fault. (wow are you trying to woo my abuser to marry you)
  • It couldn’t have been that bad. (u know what i wish i could transfer my symptoms directly to you lets see how bad is it then)
  • They aren’t that bad, give them a chance. (yeah why not give the person who shot at me another bullet what could possibly go wrong)
  • They can change. (yea they’re definitely changing to worse continually)
  • They’ve changed. (buddy i am glad you are not the target of their abuse but could you for a second consider that I am also a human being)
  • It’s because you did “x”! (oh no you got me people deserve to be abused if they do “x”! How did I not consider that before, abuse is totes justified!)
  • It’s because you overreacted. (goodbye i’m not talking to u)
  • You think everything is abuse. (you think its bc i live in abusive environment? nah it can’t be that can it)
  • Think about how they feel! (oh so you too think i exist to cater to their feelings great I’m so happy how I feel is never gonna come up)
  • If you would consider their side for a second. (what do you think i wasted half of my life on jane)
  • They would never do that. (did you not just hear the words out of my mouth telling you they did that)
  • I’m sure they would be nicer if “x” (keep deluding yourself)
  • They’re just having it tough. (and everyone who has it tough gets to have a go at me! I forgot my place is to be a punching bag of the world)
  • You have to love your (family member) abuser. (I did love them.)

anonymous asked:

Poe or Cassian helping their s/o with a fear of lightning?

Gone and done Cassian

-You’d be sleeping just fine.

-Just curled up in yo man’s arms, both content.

-Then lightning decides to be like “bitch you thought !!”

-But no seriously tho, lightning is awful

-The room lights up for a quick and heart stopping moment.

-You shoot up, hair raised, heart beating.

-You hear the loud thunder clap after. That wakes Cassian up.

-“Love, wha…” He wakes up and rubs his eyes.

-“I’m fine Cass, just, go back to bed. Please.” You take quiet breaths, trying to calm yourself

-Right when Cassian was about to protest, it happened again.

-You shut your eyes, and tense up.

-Cassian looks at you as he cups your face with his hands. “Breathe, Y/N. You are safe with me. Nothing can get you in here, I promise you. You’re safe, you’re safe…”

-He whispers words of love and encouragement to you as you fall asleep against his chest.

-He holds you as a lays down in the bed.

-“I’ll protect you, my love.”

im-not-a-real-hero  asked:

And I imagine that when he comes out of the ice there's be people constantly trying to gwt him to prove he's "the real" captain America and also him probably receiving a lot of backslash from media and stuff

God…can u imagine :/ he’s steve rogers tho she he takes it with grace probably. He knows he’s the real captain America and there’s literal proof (they dug him out the ice?? Lol) so he just does his job and does what’s expected of him. After the events with Loki is when ppl start rlly taking him seriously :/

angelina-von-sweetz-514  asked:

How would the main 3 react to an S/O who has a very bad case of nearsightedness, like they can even see a foot away clearly?


  • he’d be pretty amused by their horrible eyesight
  • I mean, he takes it seriously and everything, but at the same time, it’s so adorable how they look when they’re missing their glasses and trying to squint/feel around
  • steals their glasses and puts them on
  • “wow you really are blind”
  • “yeah Viktor, I know,,

Yuri K.

  • he’s got poor eyesight too, so he can relate (it’s just not as bad as their’s)
  • maybe they’ll get matching frames~
  • it’ll be bad if both of them loose their glasses tho RIP

Yuri P.

  • pokes fun at them for it. he thinks it’s funny how terrible their vision is, but it’s in good nature
  • encourages them to get tiger-print frames for their glasses, or any other big cat really
  • if they have prescription shades, he’d like taking cool sunglasses selfies together

I can’t take Jinyoung seriously when he dabs. Not that he does it wrong but his vibe is like a dad trying to fit in with the youngsters

Sometimes I feel bad for snowbarry shippers

Like I’m not even trying to be funny. Some of you guys are decent people and you have to put up with some really stupid shit on both ends. I just hope you don’t let that take away your enjoyment of the show. I hope that at the end of the day you don’t take everything so seriously and can still have fun watching new episodes every week.

I was taking pictures in a rose garden for my graduation announcements and a little girl saw me, turned to her mom, and whispered really loudly “LOOK IT’S RAPUNZEL”