so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever?
finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible.
the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart.
Andy Samberg: Remember the time in 5th grade when you accidentally said, “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look in the mirror, I throw up” and Ilan and I laughed so hard?
Chelsea Peretti: Yes. I was trying to flip it and be like, “When you look in the mirror you throw up,” but I failed really bad. That’s the day I learned to always draw within the lines and think inside the box.
★he makes the most beautiful love to you ★or he pinned down and pounds into you until you become a quivering mess
★has so much energy ★you’d think he’ll give up after 3 rounds ★but no ★he’s not even panting ★your hips will be bruised because of his grip on you
★d A D D Y ★i’ll fight anybody that doesn’t think ‘myeon isn’t pure dom ★he’ll dress you in the most stunning lace ★and he’ll run his hands all over your skin ★he won’t fuck you until he’s made you cum at least 3 times ★pet names ★'moan loud for me, kitten’ ★'you’re making daddy feel so good, petal’ ★loves pulling your hair ★he adores when you scratch his back ★When you were both about the hit your climax, he’ll pull you close to him ★'the closer we are, the harder we cum’
★body worship king ★he’ll slowly strip your clothes off you ★then spend a good amount of time kissing over your skin ★and whispering compliments to you ★'you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen’ ★'your skin feels so soft’ ★'i wish i could spend all day kissing you’ ★true switch ★loves fucking you raw ★loves being fucked raw ★cutest sub ever ★he loves being overstimulated ★if you carry on sucking after he’s cum ★he’ll be putty in your hands
★playful dom ★but don’t think that means he’ll be soft and give in ★oh no ★you’ll be teased to no end ★low key orgasm denial king ★'you want me to go faster?’ ★when you’d whine in frustration he’ll laugh ★which’ll make you whine anymore ★'use your words~’ ★he’ll stop his actions until you speak ★so you were so close to cumming and he just stopped because you wouldn’t talk ★when you flopped against the bed in frustration, he’ll lean down and kiss all over your face ★'you’ll get it back, jagi~’ ★likes the odd occasion when you ride him ★bc seeing you on him using him really gets him off
★vocal af ★his moans would be 10x louder than yours ★which adds to the whole experience ★says he’s a switch ★but whenever you try taking control he’ll flip you over ★loves giving you hickeys ★infact, he just had a biting kink ★expect your chest and thighs to be decorated in purple ★he’ll also bite on your shoulder during sex if he’s tryna keep quiet
★foreplay for daysssss ★he loves nothing more than watching you take his fingers ★the fact that he can make you cum with just his fingers amazes him ★will lick his fingers clean after making you cum and savours it ★your moans are the best thing he could listen to ★probs will record them and use them in a song during his free time ★hE WILL HOLD YOUR HAND DURING SEX OMG ★doesn’t care for dom/sub roles ★you either fuck him ★or he fucks you ★what does it matter who’s on top as long as you both are enjoying it? ★D E E P M O A NS ★imagine him eating you out and he moans ★it’ll just vibrate against you ★when he cums, his voice actually gets really high ★wow ★do want
★quiet ★really quiet ★the first few times you were intimate you were worried it wouldn’t feel good ★but he just doesn’t moan ★on the odd glorious occasion he’ll release a growl ★eye contact during the entire thing ★also loves gripping your hips ★love making with him would be soft and make you feel like the most loved person in the world ★but when he decided to go rough on you ★boi ★you’re gonna be sORE ★his plump lips will be stuck to your neck when he’s about to cum ★his heaving after his climax would be so hot
★imo i feel like sex with jongin would be really lazy
★but it would still be mind blowing
★there are the odd occasions when he comes home bursting with energy
★he fucks you into the sofa
★and against the wall
★and in the hallway floor
★and in bed
★and in the shower
★his face would be art
★his bottom lip between his teeth
★his eyes screwed shut
★trying to memorize how your moans sound when they mix with The Weekend’s music
★he doesn’t moan
★he just lets out these breathy gasps
★when he cums he lots out a long breath
★then goes limp
★another member that doesn’t care for dom/sub roles ★he likes what he likes ★loves fucking you until you beg for him to stop ★also loves when you tie him to the bed frame and fuck him ★has really high pitched moans ★he loves being called ‘baby boy’ when you’re on top ★ride him and he’ll give you the world ★he loves being over you when you have sex ★when he cums he whimpers ★your little puppy