try flip

so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? 

finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a call to adventure like that. i try to flip the card over as inconspicuously as possible. 

the other side contains a bible verse about keeping jesus in your heart. 

i hate living in the south.

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Etter at jeg har klatret opp til
balkongen,
så spør jeg deg :
Hva skjer etter at jeg
har reddet deg?
Da svarer du:
Jeg redder deg tilbake.

Andy Samberg: Remember the time in 5th grade when you accidentally said, “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look in the mirror, I throw up” and Ilan and I laughed so hard?

Chelsea Peretti: Yes. I was trying to flip it and be like, “When you look in the mirror you throw up,” but I failed really bad. That’s the day I learned to always draw within the lines and think inside the box.

these two are the furthest thing from goals but i appreciate their goth girl / nerd preppy guy aesthetic 

having verbal fights with your paranoid thoughts alone in your room at midnight is traumatized kid culture

SEX WITH EXO

Minseok:

★he makes the most beautiful love to you
★or he pinned down and pounds into you until you become a quivering mess

★has so much energy
★you’d think he’ll give up after 3 rounds
★but no
★he’s not even panting
★your hips will be bruised because of his grip on you


Junmyeon:

★d A D D Y
★i’ll fight anybody that doesn’t think ‘myeon isn’t pure dom
★he’ll dress you in the most stunning lace
★and he’ll run his hands all over your skin
★he won’t fuck you until he’s made you cum at least 3 times
★pet names
★'moan loud for me, kitten’
★'you’re making daddy feel so good, petal’
★loves pulling your hair
★he adores when you scratch his back
★When you were both about the hit your climax, he’ll pull you close to him
★'the closer we are, the harder we cum’


Yixing:

★body worship king
★he’ll slowly strip your clothes off you
★then spend a good amount of time kissing over your skin
★and whispering compliments to you
★'you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen’
★'your skin feels so soft’
★'i wish i could spend all day kissing you’
★true switch
★loves fucking you raw
★loves being fucked raw
★cutest sub ever
★he loves being overstimulated
★if you carry on sucking after he’s cum
★he’ll be putty in your hands


Baekhyun:

★playful dom
★but don’t think that means he’ll be soft and give in
★oh no
★you’ll be teased to no end
★low key orgasm denial king
★'you want me to go faster?’
★when you’d whine in frustration he’ll laugh
★which’ll make you whine anymore
★'use your words~’
★he’ll stop his actions until you speak
★so you were so close to cumming and he just stopped because you wouldn’t talk
★when you flopped against the bed in frustration, he’ll lean down and kiss all over your face
★'you’ll get it back, jagi~’
★likes the odd occasion when you ride him
★bc seeing you on him using him really gets him off


Jongdae:

★vocal af
★his moans would be 10x louder than yours
★which adds to the whole experience
★says he’s a switch
★but whenever you try taking control he’ll flip you over
★loves giving you hickeys
★infact, he just had a biting kink
★expect your chest and thighs to be decorated in purple
★he’ll also bite on your shoulder during sex if he’s tryna keep quiet


Chanyeol:

★foreplay for daysssss
★he loves nothing more than watching you take his fingers
★the fact that he can make you cum with just his fingers amazes him
★will lick his fingers clean after making you cum and savours it
★your moans are the best thing he could listen to
★probs will record them and use them in a song during his free time
★hE WILL HOLD YOUR HAND DURING SEX OMG
★doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★you either fuck him
★or he fucks you
★what does it matter who’s on top as long as you both are enjoying it?
★D E E P M O A NS
★imagine him eating you out and he moans
★it’ll just vibrate against you
★when he cums, his voice actually gets really high
★wow
★do want


Kyungsoo:

★quiet
★really quiet
★the first few times you were intimate you were worried it wouldn’t feel good
★but he just doesn’t moan
★on the odd glorious occasion he’ll release a growl
★eye contact during the entire thing
★also loves gripping your hips
★love making with him would be soft and make you feel like the most loved person in the world
★but when he decided to go rough on you
★boi
★you’re gonna be sORE
★his plump lips will be stuck to your neck when he’s about to cum
★his heaving after his climax would be so hot


Jongin:

★imo i feel like sex with jongin would be really lazy

★but it would still be mind blowing

★there are the odd occasions when he comes home bursting with energy

★he fucks you into the sofa

★and against the wall

★and in the hallway floor

★and in bed

★and in the shower

★his face would be art

★his bottom lip between his teeth

★his eyes screwed shut

★trying to memorize how your moans sound when they mix with The Weekend’s music

★he doesn’t moan

★he just lets out these breathy gasps

★when he cums he lots out a long breath

★then goes limp


Sehun:

★another member that doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★he likes what he likes
★loves fucking you until you beg for him to stop
★also loves when you tie him to the bed frame and fuck him
★has really high pitched moans
★he loves being called ‘baby boy’ when you’re on top
★ride him and he’ll give you the world
★he loves being over you when you have sex
★when he cums he whimpers
★your little puppy