ur friend who is slowly starting to understand feminism: hey… isn’t it like… isn’t it like kinda fucked up that boys can just do like… whatever they want? and girls cant?
you: yaaaaas yas keep digging gurl, feel the inequality of the patriarchy… go offfff
calum is literally the geekiest one out of all of them like he tries to act all hot and like he doesn’t give a fuck but then one of his band members will do something extremely stupid and there he is wheezing a lil from giggling so hard like ok
The word conspiracy has 10 letters in it, the square root of 10 is 3.16227766017. 3.16227766017 starts with a 3 and a triangle has 3 sides, and what’s a triangle a symbol of? The Illuminati. The Illuminati is behind your struggle in math!
Before E3: The Switch only gets remakes, people are buying it for Breath of the Wild and nothing else, the Switch is shit and doomed just like the Wii U
After E3: WE LOVE YOU NINTENDO, you’re the best dudes in the universe, you won E3, the internet and everything else, the Switch is hella awesome, I’m buying a switch for all my kids, my wives and two for my parrot