truthful ask

Truth or Truth

Requested anonymously: A one shot where the reader has never been able to orgasm through masturbation. When Dean finds out, he offers to help.

Warning: smut, masturbation

Word Count: 2300

A/N: Hope you enjoy, anon! XOXO

“Truth or truth?” Dean asks, grinning a little sideways in that way that lets you know he’s just the right amount of drunk.

Truth or truth is the game you play when you’re both feeling a little wound up, needing to blow off some steam. You’re too old for stupid dares and too nervous for dares that might actually make you touch each other, so you settle for sticking to truths. It never amounts to anything, but you both enjoy the sexy words said in the dark as you lie together on one bed, a bottle being passed between you, like you have a life and a personality outside of monsters.

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anonymous asked:

for the fanfic thing (if yous still doing it ) fifteen and twelve?

12. What’s the hardest thing to write for you?

Any plot/scene that’s already been done in the established canon. Rewriting stuff is terrible and I’m constantly torn between “Screw this I’m just going to make it up” and “I have to meticulously rewatch every scene and take note of every little nuance and then subtly change things so that it’s not a play-by-play rewrite”. 

15. Give us a snippet of something from your WiPs!

Hoooo boy ok…..I’ve got a lot to choose from here and I’m gonna not go with my first instinct and give you something shitpost-y and idiotic. A small snippet from an angsty one shot I’m working on called In A Cold Place:

Rick’s not sure what words they would use to ease the way.

Inevitable, maybe. Because that’s what it feels like to him. He feels like he’s caught up in Negan like he’s a force of nature, helpless to resist the push and pull of his tide, unable to stay away. It’s both something he never expected and has been anticipating for longer than he can remember.

So when he finds himself on his back, Negan between his thighs, he doesn’t question it. He doesn’t stop to think, hey, maybe we shouldn’t, or didn’t we used to hate each other, or why the fuck does this feel so damn good. He just lets himself feel it, surrenders for the first time to the draw of the waves.

devilester  asked:

literally anything? okay okay,,,gabs tell us please,,,why is phil lester the only good in the world as well as the love of my life and savior of us all?(disclaimer: i'm tired and emotional)

vanessa,,, the only explanation i have is that god literally took the time to hand craft phil himself w/ his elite angels as consultants, making sure everything was perfect and in order before sending him down to Earth in a holy beam of light,,it is just a theory,,,but his entire existence is proof that it is the Truth

ask me literally anything pls

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day

anonymous asked:

can I just say that I love you like seriously

you can say that

you know what I love like seriously? These porcelain seals I’ve been looking at on ebay 

jazzin

snazzin

hello

lads

this last one scares me and I feel almost unnerving levels of affinity for her

Questions ask me any number I'll answer honestly

“50 questions
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

where was your suffering?

Facebook gets a bad rap, but there’s a lot of serious shit going down there these days.  Via a friend’s reposting:


From Scott Mednick, when a Facebook friend told him, “We suffered for 8 years. Now it’s your turn.”

Scott’s reply:


"I am surprised you would wish suffering upon me. That of course is your right, I suppose. I do not wish harm on anyone. Your statement seems to continue an ‘US v THEM’ mentality. The election is over. It is important to get past campaigning and campaign rhetoric and get down to what is uniting not dividing and what is best for ALL Americans.

There will never be a President who does everything to everyone’s liking. There are things President Obama (and President Clinton) did that I do not like and conversely there are things I can point to that the Presidents Bush did that I agree with. So I am not 100% in lock step with the outgoing President but have supported him and the overall job he did.

And, if you recall, during the Presidential Campaign back in 2008 the campaign was halted because of the "historic crisis in our financial system.” Wall Street bailout negotiations intervened in the election process. The very sobering reality was that there likely could be a Depression and the world financial markets could collapse. The United States was losing 800,000 jobs a month and was poised to lose at least 10 million jobs the first year once the new President took office. We were in an economic freefall. So let us recall that ALL of America was suffering terribly at the beginning of Obama’s Presidency.

But I wanted to look back over the last 8 years and ask you a few questions. Since much of the rhetoric before Obama was elected was that he would impose Sharia Law, Take Away Your Guns, Create Death Panels, Destroy the Economy, Impose Socialism and, since you will agree that NONE of this came to pass,

I was wondering:
Why have you suffered so?

So let me ask:
Gays and Lesbians can now marry and enjoy the benefits they had been deprived of. Has this caused your suffering?

When Obama took office, the Dow was 6,626. Now it is 19,875. Has this caused your suffering?

We had 82 straight months of private sector job growth - the longest streak in the history of the United States. Has this caused your suffering?

Especially considering where he the economy was when he took over, an amazing 11.3 million new jobs were created under President Obama (far more than President Bush). Has this caused your suffering?

Obama has taken Unemployment from 10% down to 4.7%. Has this caused your suffering?

Homelessness among US Veterans has dropped by half. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama shut down the US secret overseas prisons. Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama has created a policy for the families of fallen soldiers to have their travel paid for to be there when remains are flown home. Has this caused your suffering?

We landed a rover on Mars. Has this caused your suffering?

He passed the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act. Has this caused your suffering?

Uninsured adults has decreased to below 10%: 90% of adults are insured - an increase of 20 Million Adults. Has this caused your suffering?

People are now covered for pre-existing conditions. Has this caused your suffering?

Insurance Premiums increased an average of $4,677 from 2002-2008, an increase of 58% under Bush. The growth of these
insurance premiums has gone up $4,145 – a slower rate of increase. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama added Billions of dollars to mental health care for our Veterans. Has this caused your suffering?

Consumer confidence has gone from 37.7 to 98.1 during Obama’s tenure. Has this caused your suffering?

He passed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. Has this caused your suffering?

His bi-annual Nuclear Summit convinced 16 countries to give up and destroy all their loose nuclear material so it could not be stolen. Has this caused your suffering?

He saved the US Auto industry. American cars sold at the beginning of his term were 10.4M and upon his exit 17.5M. Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit as a percentage of the GDP has gone from 9.8% to 3.2%. Has this caused your suffering?

The deficit itself was cut by $800 Billion Dollars. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama preserved the middle class tax cuts. Has this caused your suffering?

Obama banned solitary confinement for juveniles in federal prisons. Has this caused your suffering?

He signed Credit Card reform so that rates could not be raised without you being notified. Has this caused your suffering?

He outlawed Government contractors from discriminating against LGBT persons. Has this caused your suffering?

He doubled Pell Grants. Has this caused your suffering?

Abortion is down. Has this caused your suffering?

Violent crime is down. Has this caused your suffering?

He overturned the scientific ban on stem cell research. Has this caused your suffering?

He protected Net Neutrality. Has this caused your suffering?

Obamacare has extended the life of the Medicare insurance trust fund (will be solvent until 2030). Has this caused your suffering?

President Obama repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Has this caused your suffering?

He banned torture. Has this caused your suffering?

He negotiated with Syria to give up its chemical weapons and they were destroyed. Has this caused your suffering?

Solar and Wind Power are at an all time high. Has this caused your suffering?

High School Graduation rates hit 83% - an all time high. Has this caused your suffering?

Corporate profits are up by 144%. Has this caused your suffering?

He normalized relations with Cuba. Has this caused your suffering?

Reliance on foreign oil is at a 40 year low. Has this caused your suffering?

US Exports are up 28%. Has this caused your suffering?

He appointed the most diverse cabinet ever. Has this caused your suffering?

He reduced the number of troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Has this caused your suffering?

Yes, he killed Osama Bin Laden and retrieved all the documents in his possession for analysis. Perhaps THIS caused your suffering?

From an objective standpoint it would appear that the last 8 years have seen some great progress and we were saved from a financial collapse. Things are not perfect. Things can always be better. We are on much better footing now than we were in 2008.

I look forward to understanding what caused you to suffer so much under Obama these last 8 years.“

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Kirishima: Shouldn’t we check on him…?
Bakugou: Fuck no. He’s on one of those damn hero blogs again.

Christian asks!

Okay. So. I see stuff like this going around Tumblr for all sorts of communities, and thought I’d do one for the Jesus community because I love y’all and also because it seems like fun. 

Send me a number (or two) and I’ll answer the question. (Reblog to have numbers sent to your ask.)

1.) How old were you when you accepted Christ into your life? Tell us about it.
2.) What’s your favorite Bible verse?
3.) What do you think Heaven is like?
4.) Have you read the entire Bible?
5.) What time of day do you usually read the Bible/how much do you read?
6.) If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
7.) Favorite book of the Bible?
8.) Favorite Christian bloggers on Tumblr?
9.) (Because we’re so down on ourselves so often) List three things about yourself that you think God loves about you.
10.) How has God changed your life?

Mark: Like I said before we’re waiting for the right time… hopefully it’s soon

Matt: What was that?

Mark: Oh it was nothing!

Matt: Give me your hand.

Mark: What?

Matt: Just do it.

Matt: *kiss*

Matt: There I kissed Mark. 

Mark: Matt….

Matt: What?! They never said where!

(I know there were asks that were specifically asking for Matt and Mark to kiss on the lips but the majority never actually stated where :^) )

(6/10 I need more truth and dare asks from you guys) 

grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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Incase no one realized it from my 10 billion ask box posts, I REALLY WANT A SPAMMED INBOX. EVEN IF IT IS JUST YOU SENDING ME QUESTIONS, PLEASE SEND LIKE FORTY. I WILL ANSWER EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES TO KNOW.

please.

100 Questions No One Ever Asks

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?
I purposely close my closet door. 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?
I don’ think I ever have.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?
Out

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?
Kind of, it fell off of a billboard so my friend and I took the letters.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?
Not really

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?
HAH YEAH

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?
I would rather be attacked by a swarm of bees because I’ve been attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets. 

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?
I have them here and there.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?
No

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?
Deodorant stains OMG. 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?
No?

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?
Yes my dude

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?
No my dude

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?
All the time, you can ask the other mod. xD

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?
Yeah because apparently I have a fixation with things in my mouth.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?
None? XD

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?
King sized ;)

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?
ANYTHING CHRISTMAS. I’M LISTENING TO “BABY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE” WHILE ANSWERING THESE!!

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?
Yes my dudes.

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?
All the time tbh, in my defense I have an 8 year old nephew.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?
Uhm… ALL OF THE WRONG TURN MOVIES. I HATE THEM, THEY MESS WITH ME!!!

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?
Dude I don’t know tbh.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?
Water

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?
Ranch or ketchup.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
I don’t have one honestly. 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?
The Harry Potter movies, Spirited Away, EMPERORS NEW GROOVE.

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?
Like on the mouth? My ex Tiffine. 
Like on the cheek? Either my nephew or my friend Sarah.

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?
I actually was a girl scout for like a month xD

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?
Maybe?

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?
To my mom like two years ago I think?

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?
Lmao no.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?
Lmao no.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?
I personally haven’t, but I’ve been in a car that has.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?
A turkey sandwich with like some bomb ass cheese, lettuce, tomato, and Balsamic Dressing

 35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
Coffee and bacon

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?
10ish

37. ARE YOU LAZY?
Occasionally 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?
Mainly a vampire or a witch. I remember dressing up as a pirate once though.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?
A tiger.

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?
One fluently and I can speak a little of a second one.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?
Nope

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?
Legos dude

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?
Yes

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?
Leno

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?
I have before

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
Nope

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?
YES OH MY LORD

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
YES OH MY LORD

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?
YES OH MY LORD???????????????????????????

50. EVER USED A GUN?
nO, THAts sCaRy!

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?
Literally a month ago

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?
No, I love them.

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?
Yes

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?
Yes

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?
Like normal pie? Cherry

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
A vet or artist. ACTUALLY. I wanted to be both. I wanted to be a vet who paints portraits of their patients for their owners.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
Yes

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?
Yes

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?
No

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?
No

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?
No

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?
Generally shorts or sleep pants and a tank top.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?
Warped Tour. 

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?
Target.

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?
Adidas

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?
Fritos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?
Sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?
Nope

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?
Nope

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?
A musician. 

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
Yes

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?
Almost, but my teacher had an accent so I didn’t hear a word correctly. xD

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?
Yes

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?
Nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?
Nope

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?
No because they give me headaches.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
I believe I have

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?
Andy Black, Panic! At The Disco, Neck Deep, and others.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?
Warped Tour. xD

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?
Neither

81. TEA OR COFFEE?
Coffee my dude

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?
Snickerdoodles.

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?
I was on a swim team so yes

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?
Yes

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?
Sometimes

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?
Band

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?
Yes

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?
Nope

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?
Neither

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?
Nope

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?
Den or sitting room where the family spend their time together.

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
Maybe in the future

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?
N/A

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?
There have been a few XD

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?
Nope

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Nope

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?
Mhmm

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
GREEN. BUT LIKE EVERGREEN GREEN. LIKE THAT DEEP GREEN. 

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?
Nope

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS VIDEO NEXT? 
I tag everyone to do this. I ALSO TAG OUR OTHER MOD EMMA!

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W廿ω廿) < Sometimes maids and gardener came, but I love cleaning so it’s not really a problem. My parents also come home about twice or thrice a month so everything is alright. …though, sometimes strange things happened.. like when I’m home the room is already cleaned.. or when I sleep someone tucked in my blanket..–ah! No, no. Don’t mind me. I’m just talking to myself.

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I know that I’m difficult to love. I don’t want to be alone, and more than that, I don’t want to be without you. And I promise you that someday I’ll be better for you.
—  I’m too tired to say this to you so I’ll tell the Internet instead.