Tao’s daughter: *is having trouble applying eyeliner* Ugh, this is so difficult!
Tao: *comes into her room* What’s all the commotion?
Tao’s daughter: My eyeliner isn’t co-operating!
Tao: *sighs heavily* Here, let me show you how it’s done. *grabs eyeliner and applies it flawlessly* There! it wasn’t that hard, geez. *casually leaves room*
Tao’s daughter: the fuck dad