i say fantasy au but i really mean fire emblem au


911? Yes Hello I’d like to report a robbery. A Rookie Cop Rick just stole my heart and the only way to get it back is to ship him with Stan Pines. 

I’m gonna affectionately name this: Cops and Robbers AU.

“Patches never lost heart, and never looked back. He marched in one direction, and that direction was dead ahead. Did you see him passing by?”

Patches’ Ashes Item Description, Dark Souls III

Godspeed you insufferable bastard. I hope we haven’t seen the last of you.

(Decided to add the latest chapter to my older piece. It seemed necessary.)

Introducing, HARDCORE PETE.

Easy Pete, the lifeblood and personality of the great town of Goodsprings. A man with history, a loving smile, and a hat that could make even the hardest man bow. But what if Easy Pete wasn’t so Easy? What if our old chum, our old friend, was truly as godly as he seems?

Level 100, Tesla power armor, laser rifle. Hardcore Pete is the loving protector of Goodsprings, a soldier, a Spartan. 

A god. 

He can easily disintegrate his foes with his trusty weapon and killer smile. 

The Savior of the ‘Springs. 

The Chevalier of Cool. 

The King.