trumpet cupcakes

memorable quotes from my band director:

“guess what i’m doing on winter break? not going on vacation. spending glorious time with my cat instead.”

“TRUMPETS STOP MAKING A FORT KNOX OF MUSIC STANDS.”

“FLUTES YOU’RE OVERPOWERING THE TRUMPETS. BE THE SPRINKLES WHILE THE TRUMPETS ARE THE CUPCAKES!!!”

“hey kids who wants to go out and spray-paint the band field? that’s not a choice. we’re all gonna spray paint the field.”

“note to self. don’t have teenagers spray paint the band field because they suck at it.”

“see i can be a rap master.” *proceeds to beat box using a tuba mouthpiece*

“i found an entire can of hairspray in my bathroom. i haven’t had hair in ten years” *pretends to stroke his nonexistent hair*

“what? what did you say? i’m sorry, i can’t hear you over the sound of your failure, aka you playing bari sax.”

“when our bus broke down some guy yelled like a three-year-old out of his car that my parking job sucked. me, being the three-year-old that i am, yelled back at him.”

“OKAY, WHO TOUCHED MY DUNKIN’ DONUTS HAT??”

“i love trains. like, a lot. but do we go on band trips to a train station?? no. so you can suck it up and go to a parade in (name of local town).”

“apparently all the clarinets have broken reeds because you guys sound awful.”

“trumpets, use your mutes. or i’ll make you all permanently mute. every single one of you.”

“whoopsie i forgot saxophones existed and didn’t order their parts. guess they just won’t have the new music for a couple days.”

“OH MY GOSH MY CHAIR SPINS.” *proceeds to spin in circles on his podium*

  • what i say: im fine
  • what i want to say: omfg goner is everything ive ever wanted and more, the old lyrics and more emotional words about how he is not blurryface like excuse you tyler joseph but i wouldve liked a formal warning that you were going to be the reason for the teardrops on my guitar and josh dun, do not think that drumming build up is going to go unnoticed like?? ur drumming is making me think twice about myself as a person?? how?? and one another thing you emo cupcake trumpet playing manboys, THE SCREAMING AT THE END AND THEN BACK TO A SIMPLE AND QUIET "you"??? YA ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHERS ABOUT THIS HEARTACHE I NOW HAVE I FCKN LOVE THIS BAND