trumpers,

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REPORTERS:
Well, what did I say? He’s out of his tree!
He’s finally flipped, and between you and me –
He’s no hope of retaining his crown in his frame of mind.
In fact, he shouldn’t have come back, he should have resigned.

FLORENCE:
Smile, you’ve got your first exclusive story!
Now you can bask in his reflected glory.
“Naked, unprovoked Yankee aggression.”
Oh, what a credit to your great profession!


Illustration of the “Press Conference” song from Chess, because in the original production, Freddie did actually straight-up punch that reporter. It makes me sad there’s no good video of it, so I had to draw it myself.