Well, what did I say? He’s out of his tree!
He’s finally flipped, and between you and me –
He’s no hope of retaining his crown in his frame of mind.
In fact, he shouldn’t have come back, he should have resigned.

Smile, you’ve got your first exclusive story!
Now you can bask in his reflected glory.
“Naked, unprovoked Yankee aggression.”
Oh, what a credit to your great profession!

Illustration of the “Press Conference” song from Chess, because in the original production, Freddie did actually straight-up punch that reporter. It makes me sad there’s no good video of it, so I had to draw it myself.