truly you have a dizzying intellect

‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  • “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  • “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  • “I can cope with torture.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  • “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
  • “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  • “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “You mock my pain!”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  • “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  • “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “Anybody want a peanut?”
  • “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  • “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  • “The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  • “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  • “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  • “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  • “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  • “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  • “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  • “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  • “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  • “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  • “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  • “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  • “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

the princess bride; starter sentences.

  • ❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜
  • ❛ You mock my pain. ❜
  • ❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜
  • ❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜
  • ❛ We’ll never survive. ❜
  • ❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜
  • ❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜
  • ❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜
  • ❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜
  • ❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜
  • ❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜
  • ❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜
  • ❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
  • ❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜
  • ❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜
  • ❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜
  • ❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜
  • ❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜
  • ❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜
  • ❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve seen worse. ❜
  • ❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜
  • ❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜
  • ❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜
  • ❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜
  • ❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜
  • ❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜
  • ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜
  • ❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜
  • ❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜
  • ❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜
  • ❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜
  • ❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜
  • ❛ You killed my love. ❜
  • ❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜
  • ❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜
  • ❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜
  • ❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜
  • ❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜
  • ❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜
  • ❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜
  • ❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜
  • ❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜
  • ❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜
  • ❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜
  • ❛ I died that day! ❜
  • ❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜
  • ❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜
  • ❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜
  • ❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜
  • ❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜
  • ❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜
  • ❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜
  • ❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜
  • ❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜
  • ❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜
  • ❛ I will never love again. ❜
  • ❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜
  • ❛ I’d rather eat lint! ❜
  • ❛ As you wish. ❜
  • ❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜
  • ❛ I can cope with torture. ❜
  • ❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜
  • ❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜
  • ❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜
  • ❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜
  • ❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜
  • ❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜
  • ❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜
  • ❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜
  • ❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜

The Princess Bride  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You mock my pain.”
  • “We’ll never survive.”
  • “You’re just stalling, now.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You have a great gift for rhyme.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  • “Hear this now: I will always come for you.”
  • “That does put a damper on our relationship.”
  • “You seem a decent fellow. I’d hate to kill you.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder, today.”
  • “This is true love. You think this happens every day?”
  • “Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
  • “Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “But, you must have known I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it.”
  • “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
  • “I’ll explain. And I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
The Princess Bride: Sentence Meme
  • 1: Hello. My name is _____________. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • 2: _______, tear his arms off.
  • 3: We'll never survive.
  • 4: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
  • 5: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
  • 6: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  • 7: You mock my pain.
  • 8: Life is pain, _________. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  • 9: _______, are there rocks ahead?
  • 10: If there are, we all be dead.
  • 11: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  • 12: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
  • 13: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
  • 14: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
  • 15: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
  • 16: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
  • 17: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  • 18: Do you always begin conversations this way?
  • 19: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
  • 20: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
  • 21: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
  • 22: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
  • 23: That does put a damper on our relationship.
  • 24: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
  • 25: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
  • 26: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  • 27: I will never doubt again.
  • 28: There will never be a need.
  • 29: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  • 30: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  • 31: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
  • 32: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
  • 33: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
  • 34: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
  • 35: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
  • 36: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
  • 37: INCONCEIVABLE!
  • 38: You never said anything about killing anyone.
  • 39: I challenge you to a battle of wits.
  • 40: You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!
  • 41: I can cope with torture.
  • 42: Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it.
  • 43: Ever since _________ fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
  • 44: Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!
  • 45: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
  • 46: When I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!
  • 47: There will be blood tonight!
  • 48: If you'll release me, whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you.
  • 49: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
  • 50: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

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Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  • “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  • “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  • “I can cope with torture.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  • “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
  • “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  • “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “You mock my pain!”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  • “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  • “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “Anybody want a peanut?”
  • “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  • “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  • “The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  • “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  • “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  • “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  • “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  • “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  • “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  • “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  • “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  • “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  • “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  • “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  • “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
  • Tobias: So it is down to you, and it is down to me.
  • [Gumball (disguised) moves closer]
  • Tobias: [holding a knife to Penny’s throat] If you wish her dead, by all means, keep moving forward.
  • Gumball: Let me explain--
  • Tobias: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
  • Gumball: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
  • Tobias: There will be no arrangement, [holding the knife closer] and you're killing her.
  • Gumball: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
  • Tobias: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
  • Gumball: You're that smart?
  • Tobias: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
  • Gumball: Yes.
  • Tobias: Morons.
  • Gumball: Really. [pause] In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
  • Tobias: For the princess?
  • [Gumball nods]
  • Tobias: To the death?
  • [Gumball nods]
  • Tobias: I accept.
  • Gumball: Good. Then pour the wine.
  • [As Tobias pours the wine, Gumball pulls out a small vial, and uncorks it]
  • Gumball: Inhale this, but do not touch.
  • Tobias: [sniffing the vial] I smell nothing.
  • Gumball: What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
  • Tobias: Hmm.
  • [Gumball turns away from Tobias with the goblets, and pours the poison in. Goblets replaced on the table, one in front of each.]
  • Gumball: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right...and who is dead.
  • Tobias: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
  • Gumball: You've made your decision then?
  • Tobias: Not remotely. Because Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
  • Gumball: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  • Tobias: WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?
  • Gumball: Australia.
  • Tobias: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
  • Gumball: You're just stalling now.
  • Tobias: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
  • Gumball: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
  • Tobias: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
  • Gumball: Then make your choice.
  • Tobias: I will, and I choose— [pointing behind Gumball] What in the world can that be?
  • Gumball: [looking behind him] What? Where?
  • [Tobias switches the cups]
  • Gumball: I don't see anything.
  • Tobias: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. [starts chuckling]
  • Gumball: What's so funny?
  • Tobias: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
  • [they both drink]
  • Gumball: You guessed wrong.
  • Tobias: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! [starts laughing and then falls dead]
  • [Gumball starts untying Penny]
  • Penny: Who are you?
  • Gumball: I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know.
  • Penny: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
  • Gumball: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder.
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

faerieroleplaymemes:

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
  • “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
  • “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
  • “I can cope with torture.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
  • “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
  • “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
  • “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “You mock my pain!”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
  • “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
  • “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “Anybody want a peanut?”
  • “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
  • “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
  • “The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
  • “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
  • “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
  • “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
  • “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
  • “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
  • “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
  • “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
  • “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
  • “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
  • “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
  • “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
  • “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
  • “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”