TSK: The Derminator
Anxious teen with forehead laceration: ARE YOU GOING TO USE A NEEDLE TO NUMB IT UP?
Cranquis: What do you want me to say? (places drape over kid’s eyes)
Teen: I HATE NEEDLES
Cranquis: “I hate needles” (prepares to inject)
Cranquis: Or as Ah-nuld Schwarz-neggah would say, “GAHHHH AY ATE NEEEDOSE GET TO DA CHOPPAH!” (injecting the entire time)
Teen: (laughs more) WELL JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO START INJECTING
Cranquis: “OHH NAOW, IT’S TOO LAYYYT, I ALRADY FEENESH DAT!” yeah that part’s already done, so you’re all numb now.
Teen: ok that was awesome.