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As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker. But that’s like saying coprophagia sounds like a classier bathroom activity than taking a shower – entirely accurate, until you learn what it really means.

Pop culture had convinced us that all masseuses are Jennifer Love Hewitts whose only worry is which male model to jack off before marrying. But then we talked to “Amy,” who worked in a parlor in Montreal, and she told us the sticky truth.

5 Things You Learn As A Massage Parlor Prostitute

Watching sense8 season 1
  • Episode 1:shit just got real.
  • Episode 2:shit just got real.
  • Episode 3:shit just got real.
  • Episode 4:shit just got real.
  • Episode 5:shit just got real.
  • Episode 6:shit just got real.
  • Episode 7:shit just got real.
  • Episode 8:shit just got real.
  • Episode 9:shit just got real.
  • Episode 10:shit just got real.
  • Episode 11:shit just got real.
  • Episode 12:WHERE IS SEASON 2, BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

i always associate a blog’s icon with the person running it. like one time i was talking to my mom about one of my friends (who had cookie monster as her icon) and my mom asked what she looked like and i said, “shes blue and furry–” and then i realized

Shoutout to that one girl in high school that dissed me and called me fat and ugly and all kind of unnecessary shit, I see you on your 4th baby and your baby daddy in Jail. I’m so happy for you 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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