true brah

February 1st - Fooine!!

For the 14 Days of Love Valentine’s thingymawhatsit hosted by @softkent


Ransom lay in wait behind the green couch. His waiting proved to be worth it because within moments, Dex and Nursey spilled into the haus, hands grabbing at each other while they fell to the couch in a fervent embrace.

Ransom waited a moment, and then popped up over the edge of the couch.

He cleared his throat to get their attention then looked them pointedly in the eye. “Fine,” he said, shaking the fine jar at them. Nursey glared at him, but handed over the money. Ransom, his work done, returned to the attic.

“Did you get them?” Holster asked.

“Yup,” Ransom said, showing him the newly added to fine jar.

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so @powerfulweak sent me this post, proposing that  this is how Holster and Shitty make fun of Jack and Ransom - they insist that all Canadians eat their ice cream from pine cones. It happens frequently enough for the chirping to become casual and sound serious. So much so, that they manage to convince Chowder that it’s true:
”Brah, no lie. Canadians discovered that the pinecone is the perfect shape to naturally form the spiraled swirls around.” 
“They’ve been doing it with snow for centuries.”
“But how… How do they eat it?" 
"Chowder, my boy, that’s just part of growing up in the wilds of Canada; eating pines cones, fighting moose, surviving on nothing but Tim Horton’s coffee-” "Holster, STFU! That’s not true!" 
"Ransom, you’ve driven 4 hours for a cup of Tim Horton’s, don’t play that shit with me”
“… well, it’s good coffee" 

Shitty even goes as far as getting a soft-serve machine for the Haus. Chowder loses his shit when everyone’s gathered around it and Jack goes outside and comes back in with a pinecone and asks for a serving, because he’s a Canadian Troll™ (*shows Chowder an old peewee hockey scar* "My first moose fight… that guy was a scrapper.” *cue Holster barely keeping it together and Shitty having to leave the room bc Jack’s so straight-faced*)

anonymous asked:

Confident in his Sexuality Dex and Never Fallen for a Guy Nursey?

“So, like, I’m pan, right? And that’s chill, I’m totally comfortable in my sexuality. It feels right to identify myself as pansexual. But, like, also there’s this little thing where I haven’t actually ever fallen in love with a dude and it’s kind of freaking me out but like why would it freak me out, you know? It’s like – I’ve always been, like, objectively attracted to guys, right? But now it’s like, this shit is real, you know? Like, I am having a lot of really serious feelings. Like, feelings with a capitol ‘F’ type feelings.”

“Okay, kind of a weird answer to ‘How’s the team doing?’ but I’ll roll with it,” Shitty replies. “Do I know the guy?”

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SUNS OUT GUNS OUT amirite brah?

Keep starin… u aint gonna b happy until u got guns like mine brah. U know its true, the gym is the place for u. Keep starin until thats true, brah. I know whats best for u, ya know that. Ill take care of u. Well be musclebros. Best thing in the world too be aint it? Nothin else matters but the lift n the burn…. Fuck yea bro, ur gonna b awsum, I know it.

anonymous asked:

6 shitty and jack. This is probably canon

“Shits. What the hell, man.”

Shitty grins and poses himself so an arm is over his head and his legs are crossed, “What, you’re not going to draw me like one of your french girls, Jack?”

Jack grimaces, “Enough with the Titanic references, Shitty. Is there any particular reason you’re naked in my bed? In Providence?”

“Not particularly, brah. Just missed you,” Shitty gets off the bed and struts towards Jack, “my emotionally stunted sunflower.”

Shitty throws himself into a Jack and squeezes him, ignoring Jack’s petulant grumbling because he knows that’s how Jack shows Shitty affection. He releases Jack and goes to the balcony

“You wanna chill on the balcony? It’s like the new Reading Room.”

Jack smirks, “Sure it won’t be to breezy for you and your.. erm. Friend?”

“True, brah. I’m just gonna borrow some clothes. Maybe we can go grab some chinese or something.”

Jack gestures to his wardrobe for Shitty to open and then leaves for the kitchen to find the takeout menus that he got last time Bitty was over and they ordered in. He’s rummaging through the kitchen drawer when Shitty calls for him,

“Ah, Brah? Zimmermann? Why do you have Bitty’s clothes in your wardrobe?”

Merde”

You know what’s messed up? Whenever I say something and someone asks “Oh how do you know that?” I’m always embarrassed to say “From the Internet” because I KNOW that they’ll always retaliate with “Oh yes because everything on the internet is always true”
Like no brah but some things fucking are
Really not digging this culture that puts so much hate towards the internet but literally uses it everyday