Conversations with fic writers
- Me: Sis, I need medical advice.
- My Sister MD: ... for fanfiction?
- Me: Yup!
- My Sister MD: *sighs*
- Me: So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.
- My Sister MD: I take it the penis is out of the question?
- Me: ... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.