Stories from when I worked at Tim Hortons:
First ( this ones kinda gross so prepare yourselves)there was the middle aged couple that got two creamy chocolate chills (a drink that’s a lot like a chocolate milkshake) and came back about ten minutes later because apparently the drinks had given them both chronic indigestion. Chronic indigestion so bad that the lady couldn’t even wait to get to a bathroom so she shit in the front seat of their car
Then there were the guys who came through the drive thru playing porn at full volume over their trucks sound system
There was also an interesting coworker who called the manager on me at nine pm because I asked him to go do something and apparently that was deeply offensive to him because I wasn’t in charge so to make himself feel better he called the manager at nine pm and made her come in so she could yell at me when all she did was take me in the office and give me candy because she new that he was just being an idiot then she told him if he ever did that again she would fire him.
We also had a shady looking guy who would come in almost everyday hit on all the female employees and then go and sit in the lobby and video chat girls he got banned after her swore at the owner of the store he still came in after he was banned and no one tried to stop him.