truck humor

I don’t get how automobiles in the Scooby-Doo universe work.

In this one, the rear section is so small, Shaggy and Scooby need to cram their feet up against the edge.

But just seconds before, when they freak out about a lizard, the back transforms and becomes utterly massive.

“Introducing the 2017 Toyota Scoobster, with all-new Lizard-Activated Truckbed Resizing™. Available now at your local cartoon car dealership.”

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Of the Pickle Persuasion - Chapter 1 - Byacolate, mywordsflyup - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Hanzo is convinced that his bento wagon is locked in a corporate deathmatch with the taco truck down the street. Genji just wants to flirt with the produce vendor.
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada
Characters: Reaper | Gabriel Reyes, Sombra (Overwatch), Reinhardt Wilhelm
Additional Tags: Food Trucks, Alternate Universe - Food Service, Rivalry, West Side Story for Food Trucks Sans Gunfire and Tragedy, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Pining and Mad About It, Shimada Genji/Tekhartha Zenyatta

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Again with the cooking/baking AUs, but what can I say? I love them and this one is particularly funny. The “Pining and Mad About It” tag is my new favorite thing, and the “Genji is a little shit” tag would also be perfectly apt. While the fic is mostly Hanzo-centric, a lot of the other characters make cameos, and Hanzo’s saltiness is at Dead Sea levels. -Tev

I Love You, Taco

I dream of fresh vegetables
minced so fine;
greens and reds
tossed with spices
that have never touched this land.
Substitutes will no longer do.
Digesting creamy clouds,
devouring avocado –
like it’s another monster’s heart –
tears flooding my eyes
for how beautifully
the onions were parsed.
Crispy bites,
warm and tantalizing;
maintaining steady pace cannot be willed.
Smoked beasts, marinated
in gaiety
and cheese.