truck humor

I don’t get how automobiles in the Scooby-Doo universe work.

In this one, the rear section is so small, Shaggy and Scooby need to cram their feet up against the edge.

But just seconds before, when they freak out about a lizard, the back transforms and becomes utterly massive.

“Introducing the 2017 Toyota Scoobster, with all-new Lizard-Activated Truckbed Resizing™. Available now at your local cartoon car dealership.”

Ok, so, Shaggy and Scooby are racing their jet-powered, sandwich-shaped truck... which is a *fantastic* sentence.

They take a shortcut…

…sloooowly approach the next truck…

…and juuuuuust–

–baaaaaarelyyyyyyyy–

–pass it.

Very next frame?

Sandwichmobile has teleported thousands of feet ahead, and is moving at twice the speed.

That’s the power of sandwich-shaped trucks… they destroy your hunger, and then the laws of physics themselves.

Ok, so, Shag and Scoob are really excited to see the Undertaker. 

Like, really excited. Which is fair, he’s such a wrestling legend and all.

…oh, and since all the wrestlers’ cars are super stylized and themed, his has to be extra epic, right? Maybe, like, some crazy hearse?

Ooh! Or maybe it’ll be coffin-shaped! That’d be cheesy and aweso

…oh.

Or, maybe it won’t be shaped like anything special or thematic at all.

I’ve never in my life been so disappointed by a truck being shaped like a truck.