tru shizz

  • friend: oh my summer was really boring i only went to disney world, then six flags, skydived, got lost on a road trip, met obama, went to a concert, and oh yeah and i snorkeled in australia and trekked through the jungles of tahiti lol i literally did nothing at all
  • me: bitCH I DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE MY ROom you whore