tru game

When someone asks me to explain a book
  • me : omg you HAVE to read this book
  • friend : oh ok what's it about
  • me : *sweats nervously*
  • me : *thinks about how the fuck am I going to explain about the book without giving out the whole plot, spoilers, fangirling about the gay couple and about how hard I ship them, talk about their epic kiss, give out my fan account username filled with gay smut and edits and roll up in ball and cry about everything*
  • me : uhhhmmm ... well...
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“Why People Think Video Games Are Just For Boys” from Adam Ruins Everything (2015)

Me, before and now I was dragged into the fandom life
  • Me, before: is a bookworm, loves fictional characters, recommends that book to someone else
  • Me, now: will throw a knife at someone if they say they hate Harry Potter

Percy: THEY ARE COMING TOWARD US! HURRY!
Jason: PERCE, WEAR THIS!
Percy: *wearing pants*
Jason: HURRY HURRY HURR-

*Door opens*

Annabeth: Percy, stop cheating on me!
Piper: *rolls eyes* Jason?
Jason: I didn’t!
Percy: Look, we are playing video games!
Jason: Tru!
Annabeth: If that so, why Jason is wearing Percy’s pants?
Piper: And Percy is wearing your pants?
Percy & Jason: I CAN EXPLAIN!