*thinks about how the fuck am I going to explain about the book without giving out the whole plot, spoilers, fangirling about the gay couple and about how hard I ship them, talk about their epic kiss, give out my fan account username filled with gay smut and edits and roll up in ball and cry about everything*
Percy: THEY ARE COMING TOWARD US! HURRY!
Jason: PERCE, WEAR THIS!
Percy: *wearing pants*
Jason: HURRY HURRY HURR-
Annabeth: Percy, stop cheating on me!
Piper: *rolls eyes* Jason?
Jason: I didn’t!
Percy: Look, we are playing video games!
Annabeth: If that so, why Jason is wearing Percy’s pants?
Piper: And Percy is wearing your pants?
Percy & Jason: I CAN EXPLAIN!