I don’t think I’ve ever watched a full episode of community even tho I really really want to, just seen bits and pieces and gifs and synopses bc I have no way to watch it
but I already know that the best episodes/plots focus on annie + abed + troy. doing anything. they’re Good.
do the sexy love™ with: …… abed? abed. because i developed that crush on danny pudi after we watched community for like 8 hours straight
sacrifice myself for: stitch. he’s a good man.
lick: i changed this by one letter so i could lick troy instead
take to prom: you! because ais took you that one time and i need to settle the score. also, holy shit, we could take india and do that cool pole exercising thing and pretend it’s the new stylish dance trend
abandon in jurassic park: passing dad. i trust him to sell some t-rexes that cooking pot thing
push off a bridge: brenda with her copypaste apology