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“Nothing happens between the plays!” – people who constantly flip over to The Big Bang Theory

The 5 Biggest Lies Everyone Tells About the Super Bowl

#5. There Are Only 11 to 13 Minutes of Actual Game Play

Even worse for those who might argue otherwise, that “fact” didn’t come from some random anti-sports blog or whatever. No, it came from the Wall Street Journal, and since when do they deal in reporting faulty numbers?

The problem with their argument is that, for the “11 to 13 minutes” number to ring true, a person would have to completely and totally fail to understand not only how football works, but just how sports work in general.

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