trouble with bliss

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In Honour of International Women’s Day:
10 Movies About Friendship Directed by women

Farah Goes Bang (2013) Meera Menon

Fort Tilden (2014) Sarah Violent Bliss & Charles Rogers

Friends With Money (2006) Nicole Holofcener

Girlhood (2014) Céline Sciamma

Miss You Already (2015) Catherine Hardwicke

Now and Then (1995) Lesli Linka Glatter

The Trouble with Angels (1966) Ida Lupino

The Sisterhood of Night (2015)  Caryn Waechter

Walking and Talking (1996) Nicole Holofcener

Zero Motivation (2014) Talya Lavie

Words Just Can’t Do Them Justice....

Here, my favourite multi-chaptered Captain Swan Fanfics…. They’re classics, so you’ve probably all read them, but I think re-living these two special characters is something we’re going to need soon…. 

Alternate Universe - Modern


Read All About It by Kymbersmith90 - Using Twitter to ask an actual princess on a date may not have been Killian’s best idea… until it was.Part 1 of Royal Realities  

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7924948/chapters/18110287

Warm Nights & Firelight  by Oubliette14 - When in the wake of a messy breakup Emma makes the impulsive decision to return home to her parent’s ranch in the Rockies, she certainly doesn’t expect to find a strange Irish guy living in what was once her apartment over the garage, and she definitely doesn’t imagine that the home she couldn’t wait to be rid of five long years ago would be the very place her heart begins to heal. 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11025589/1/Warm-Nights-Firelight


To Make Your Heart Race by fergus80 - Killian “Hook” Jones is NASCAR’s bad boy, who is forced to do some community service to clean up his act. Emma Swan is the counselor at the local Children’s shelter who is done with men and relationships after her latest in a long stream of nightmares.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/5619112/chapters/12944908


Poem Without Words by totheendoftheworldortime79 - Looking to make some extra money, college senior Emma Swan takes a post as a model for Professor Killian Jones’ art class. Sparks fly on both sides. Will they give into temptation?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3973093/chapters/8914423

Heart By Heart by totheendoftheworldortime79 - Emma Nolan, rich, famous, heiress to Nolan Tech, frustrated by her life, unable to get anyone to take her seriously as a businesswoman, flees to her New York life for Hawaii. A chance meeting with grad student-turned-mechanic Killian Jones might change her life forever. If she lets it https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10924345/1/Heart-by-Heart

The Lost Boys by niniadepapa - He’s the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She’s a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it’s hard to find out what’s real and what’s make-believe when fame’s in the game. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8975354/1/The-Lost-Boys

Walking In A Straight Line by msgenevieve447 - It’s one of the oldest stories in the book. Two old friends have a few too many drinks, two old friends share a kiss. Happens all the time, right? But what happens when only one of them actually remembers it? (Captain Swan AU, with a side order of Snowing, mention of Emma/Walsh) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10957085/1/Walking-in-a-Straight-Line 

The Trouble With Faking It by nowforruin - Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough…but there’s always trouble with faking it. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11228500/1/The-Trouble-with-Faking-It

Wedded Bliss and Asterisks by EmilyBea - Emma Swan is an enemy of love who just happens to be an up and coming wedding dress designer. She’s convinced that true love is nowhere in her future but then she meets Killian Jones, whose magazine is covering the opening of her new boutique. Suddenly Emma finds herself drawing up new plans for her life, ones that seem to all be leading towards her own form of wedded bliss. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12295382/1/Wedded-Bliss-and-Asterisks

Search and Rescue by onceuponajollyroger - When Killian Jones, a rescue swimmer for the US Coast Guard, pulled Emma Swan from the unforgiving sea he had no idea she would end up rescuing him right back. [Captain Swan Modern AU] https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11255395/1/Search-and-Rescue

World Unknown by colormyheartred - Emma signs up to be a test subject for a “guaranteed true love match”. The kicker is that she can’t see her match until their wedding day. The moment she sees him for the first time, she knows she’s doomed. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11824108/1/World-Unknown - Read the Sequels too! 

With This Ring by kissmelikeapirate - This was just about the dumbest idea she had ever heard. Marry a guy she barely knew? But sometimes desperate people do crazy things. And crazy things can sometimes be the best things you ever do…  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11286660/1/With-This-Ring

Headlights Fading by EvilIsntBorn337 - When Emma Swan’s car breaks down outside of a small town in Maine, she finds herself stuck at the local garage, but as the repairs take longer and longer to complete, she has to decide if, in the end, she wants to leave the town at all. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11251326/1/Headlights-Fading 

With Affection by PhiraLovesLoki - Emma Swan isn’t a middle schooler. So why is she receiving notes from a secret admirer? She’s also definitely not a romantic person. So why is she writing back? Modern!AU Captain Swan, with side orders of Snowing and Frankenwolf https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11045549/1/With-Affection

Music of The Heart by InMyEyes2014 - Granny Lucas loves to be both chef and matchmaker for the town of Storybrooke. When she sets her skills on Liam and Killian Jones, she is sure she has found the perfect matches with Elsa and Emma. While some participants are willing and others reluctant, Granny and her cohorts are determined to make each a match made in heaven or at least in lasagna. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6215764/chapters/14240920


Alternate Universe - With a Touch of Canon 

Remember When by Emilee Amethyst - "I will find you. I will always find you.“ Says the Charming Family motto. But does it still apply when two centuries separate you from the one you love? Captain Swan story slight universe alterations. Picks up at season 2’s "The Doctor” where Emma already knows Hook from their past, but he has “no bloody clue” whom she is.  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12079881/1/Remember-When

Across Time And Space by Annaelle - Seventeen year old Emma Swan unwittingly and accidentally falls through a mysterious portal that lands her in the middle of the ocean, only to be saved by a young, dashing lieutenant, and to be brought aboard the Jewel of The Realm. Will she be able to find her home? And if she does… Will she still want to go? Lieutenant Duckling/Captain Swan. AU. Canon elements. - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9864377/1/Across-Time-And-Space

Until The Fog Lifts by ArtjuiceRP - Cursed!Killian AU: Emma Swan has more than enough to deal with. For one, her son believes the entire town of Storybrooke is cursed. She definitely doesn’t have time for the mysterious pawnbroker, Killian Jones, even if Henry insists that he’s the prince she’s meant to be with.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/3448121/chapters/7561955


Canon Universe (At One Point or Another) 

Unbreakable by xHookedonKillianx - What if Hook was able to go with Emma and Henry when they left to escape Pan’s curse? With no memory of each other or Storybrooke, Emma and Killian meet in New York as complete strangers, both with broken pasts, and both with clean slates for their future. 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6818248/chapters/15563941

Smooth Sailing (With A Chance Of Definite Passion) by sandra70 - picks up right at the end of season 3… and tries to answer the question “Where is the relationship going?” (without obstacles like Elsa and Marian; but others might appear) The rating has officially changed to an “M” now… https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10640638/1/Smooth-Sailing-With-A-Chance-Of-Definite-Passion

Chinese Food and A Movie by Ltb16 - In an interview after S3, Adam said something about Hook and Emma getting Chinese and watching a movie and this was born.  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10347266/1/Chinese-Food-and-a-Movie 

Everyday I Write The Book by msgenevieve447 - "I’m in the book now.“ To say that a lot has happened tonight is something of an understatement, but Emma is determined to make it all fit together on the same page. (Post-322.) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10385057/1/Every-Day-I-Write-The-Book 

Separate Lives by lenfaz - Set after 3x20 "Kansas”. After saving the town one more time, Emma decided to return to New York, leaving her past behind. Three years later, she realizes that might be not have been the best decision. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11010202/1/Separate-Lives

Blurryface songs as happy moments

Heavydirtysoul- At a concert with someone you love,bass shaking your entire body

Stressed out- Thinking about the good times you had as a kid with your siblings and friends

Ride- The beginning of summer, there’s no homework or school related stress

Fairly local- Proving a point to someone

Tear in my heart- Seeing two madly in love people, knowing it could be you someday

Lane boy- Doing something rebellious yet risky

The judge- Going on a vacation anywhere, seeing the world

Doubt- When you ask a friend how they feel about you and they don’t hesitate to say that they love you and would be nowhere without you

Polarize- Trying to forget about whats troubling you and the blissful seconds when you finally do

WDBWOTV- Laughing your head off with your friend in public, only caring a little bit about what others think

Hometown- The clouds are finally breaking after a day of rain to reveal the most magnificent sunset you’ve ever seen

Not today- You have a load of laundry in the wash. you’ve worked out. You’ve practiced and its only 12:00. You’ve been extremely productive and the day isn’t even almost over

Goner- Crying in the arms of someone who understands

Зеркало, 1975

I know only one thing. When I sleep, I know no fear, no, trouble, no bliss. Blessing on him who invented sleep. The common coin that purchases all things, the balance that levels shepherd and king, fool and wise man. There is only one bad thing about sound sleep. They say it closely resembles death." 

The Powerpuff Girls: The Power of Four. J. Sabo’s 2 Cents.

This is going to be my shortest 2 Cents ever! We all know the PPG reboot is a horrendous piece of sh!t. We all know this, and I think the writers knew this as well. It was announced that this Power of Four special would introduce a whole new member to the PPGs. Her name is Bliss. This special was even worse than I’d ever imagine. Let’s dive in…

We’ll just cut to Bliss. Saves me the trouble of reliving this BS. Bliss is actually the Girls’ big sister. Yes, the Professor didn’t create the Girls first, but Bliss with every ingredient: sugar, spice, and everything nice. With an extra ingredient added in the form of Chemical W. Yes! Of all things! Chemical W!!! The rest of the special is Bliss adjusting to life in Townsville and all that, an “epic” battle with Him, and Bliss being written off so the show can keep it’s mold.

I hated this. I never thought the PPG reboot could get worse (the whole Jared situation still at the top) but they give us this… It could’ve been something new and could’ve saved the show from just going to Boomerang and dying. But this was horribly written. Even a kid with ADHD wouldn’t like this crock of sh!t!

Save yourself. Don’t watch this! It’ll show them Cartoon Network execs that shotty reboots aren’t welcome! We demand Adventure Time!

–J. Sabo

blissfulgravity  asked:

Bliss walks up to Lucien "Hey Lucien. Wanna go get into some snake related trouble?" Bliss smiles happily, her large python Fred curled around her, flicking his tongue at Lucien. ((I hope this is okay?))

(I’ve gotten really overwhelmed with life lately, so I’ve decided to limit the rps I do to canon characters. I’m really really sorry!)

    Whizzer rocks his daughter gently in the early morning, sunlight bathing the room in a glow of comfort. Sunrise always woke the baby up, luckily for her, one of her fathers was always up around this time to complete his morning routine without interruption or loving distractions.

    Tea left to cool idly on the kitchen counter, it’s steaming with no particular attempts to encourage it’s consumption warding the adult from taking it with him. Loving giggles inspire more funny faces, quieted as to let his lover sleep, as Whizzer enjoys the sole company of their child. “You hungry, sweetheart?” rings out into the stillness as he heads back towards where he began his morning, Jane held in one arm as he dug around for her bottle.

    With her silence, he begins to hum a tune he normally would sing if she was upset, but before it can evolve further, the familiar sound of the bedroom door was enough indication for him to call back, “Good morning, Marvin,” as he began to feed the baby.

|| starter for @immature-devil​ <3

Spring Rain

So I didnt sleep at all last night and I was listening to Crywolf- The Home We Made Part II (please listen to this song before or while reading) and this happened and Im so sorry.

The OC children belongs to @bakapandy, please follow her other blog that is dedicated to them, @futurefishbabies

Grammar is still crap so be gentle. If any errors just tell me. 

Pairing: Sousuke/Rin

Rating: Teen(?) - Will involve male pregnancy-

Words: 1,693

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