trombone commandments

[We had a critique in band today cause we have our band show on Saturday so I’ll briefly describe what I heard]


Trombones, who lost: Where did we go wrong…


Baritones: LOGAN, WE COULD HAVE WON IF YOU DIDN’T FIX YOUR SUNGLASSES


Clarinets, who fucking won again those little squeaking pieces of shi-: *collective screaming*


Tubas and Trumpets: *all chanting* We didn’t lose. We didn’t lose. We didn’t lose.


Saxes: Who’s shoe is on the visitor hash of the 50?


Flutes: CAN YOU HEAR US NOW, MR. CRABS?!


Field Comanders: *calmly congratulating each other*