trolls the whole lot of them

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The mobile network provider RBB’s phone is connected to confirms that (if the phone is pay as you go) in order for the SIM to stay active, someone needs to perform some kind of chargeable usage (a phone call or a text message, something like that, just topping up the credit should be adequate too).

In other words - we already knew this, but - someone is definitely still maintaining the number, nearly 18 months after OTRA ended and over a year since the phone was switched on for any period of time. (Either by paying a monthly bill or by switching it on and topping up or sending a text.)

[if you want to know why I think the phone is pay as you go and not on a monthly contract, click here. If anyone wants more information, send me an ask. I think I might rewrite my thoughts on that later on anyway.]

anonymous asked:

Hello! How was the idea of Shinachiku was created?I'm genuinely curious

Kishi gave an interview a long time ago and joked that since he used the name Menma for the Road to Ninja movie, he’d have to use Shinachiku for Naruto’s son. At the time, a few NaruSaku fans started using the name Shinachiku as Naruto’s son. It wasn’t very popular, but there’s some fanart of Shinachiku prior to the ending.

Despite what some people may say, NaruSaku fans didn’t exactly ‘claim’ the name, we just ended up being the fandom that used the name more often. Non-NaruSaku fans didn’t care,didn’t have a problem with our usage of the name, or even occasionally used it themselves. They only had a problem after the ending when we started using it much more for some strangeeee reason. Didn’t stop us though.

Anyway, some time after in the anime, some of us joked that a random filler character that appeared was Shinachiku from the future who came to help his father fight in the final battle

http://narusakufactory.tumblr.com/post/86512518731/narutos-future-son

When the ending hit and NaruSaku wasn’t canon and his son wasn’t named Shinachiku, it left some of us confused. Some of us thought he was serious about the name. At that point, we decided to take what was once a joke and make it a real thing and so “Shinachiku” was officially born.

People thrust their opinions into the public of what he would looked like. It was either blond hair green eyes, or pink hair blue eyes. Maybe even a variation of red hair and purple eyes like Kushina. In the end, blond hair green eyes won out. I think the filler anime character was a big proponent of that. Everyone was so fixated on him that the other color combos didn’t have a chance. XD

We didn’t give him whiskers because the manga made it clear: Naruto had whiskers after rooming with Kurama inside of Kushina for 9 months. It’s not hereditary because if that were the case, Tsunade, the granddaughter of Mito who had children who also had whiskers no doubt, did not have whiskers.

So while some people draw him with whiskers, it’s not really popular. (and personally, I extremely dislike it so I avoid it unless bby Shina draws them on during playtime)

As for his personality, at first people wanted him to be more like Naruto. Public opinion shifted and now a days people see him as more of a mixture of Naruto and Sakura, but a bit more like Sakura. Mostly polite, but a bit of hidden sass underneath, and even a temper if you dig deep enough. Still a bit goofy like his dad though.

As for his clothes, well, people smack whatever they want onto him. Lol. I’d say more often than not, he’s wearing @pumyteh‘s clothes though.

You can read more here: http://narusakuwiki.com/uzumaki-shinachiku/

I like thinking back to when Shinachiku was first created. He literally became a legitimate character in a matter of days and persists to this day. A lot of NaruSaku fans have moved onto bigger and better things, but I’m grateful for the little son (and daughter) that we left behind as a fandom.

When he first came about, we fought a lot of battles. People started stealing our fanarts and editing them into other pairings. We were told we weren’t allowed to use the name because it belonged to Kishi. Spamming. Hate mail. Trolling. The whole deal. But we stuck through.

I stuck through because I really do love Shinachiku. He’s such a great character and I’ve never seen anything like him. By that I mean a character formed from pure sadness, disappointment, and hatred who became something tangible. He’s a character that’s almost accepted fandom wide and even non-NaruSaku fans enjoy him. He’s just amazing.

I plan to be drawing and answering Shina questions for a long time coming, even if it takes me a while to work on things.

  • you: all the trolls are bi
  • me, an intellectual: all of the trolls were raised in a society that doesn't discourage being bi since that's the way the whole world runs for them, however since as far as we know, the trolls are never told (until meetung the humans) that it's possible to be attracted to only one gender, a lot of the trolls are probably straight or gay and just don't realize it

anonymous asked:

I made a post about asexuality and now I have a whole bunch of discoursers on my ask and mentions what do I do. They keep telling me I'm "not oppressed enough" to be a part of the LGBT+ community and it's taken over my mentions.

Block them. Do not engage, trust me. They’re just trolls who want attention. Just go through your notifications and block the lot of them.

Let down

Originally posted by immamakeumabitch

I’m really, really nervous about posting this one which feels quite weird as I've never been nervous posting my writing before. Please, please let me know what you think- your opinion means a lot with this one!

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anonymous asked:

what do ya think about people shipping jaded//ave//kat even if they know that dave is not comfortable with poly?

i really dont care what people ship in general. hell i met someone who ships bro/doc scratch. whether it makes sense or not shouldnt be something that suddenly makes it illegal to ship a ship. i mean theres always aus and crack ships and what not. go wild kids

my problem is when people dont stay in their lane and act like its some software upgrade to dave/karkat and act like content should be in that tag too. its not. its a completely different ship so please go away

my other problem is when it crosses over into the realm of canon meta with people acting like its suddenly actual comic canon and making justifications for it. like you said, dave isnt comfortable with being in a poly ship. you see some people arguing this happened when he was 13 and that he “grew” out of it later. yes, he did break it off with terezi for wanting to date gamzee at the same time, but given how they were still dating during openbound, this must have happened closer to when he was around 15, not 13.
then some people say that since he spent more time with karkat, he learned about the quadrant system and adopted it and thats proof that hed be ok with it
HOWEVER…..
dave still isnt comfortable with karkat dating another person, EVEN IF hes been educated on the subject of troll romance and the polyamory that comes along with it. even if dave says he “gets it,” hes still not going to do quadrants because he became clearly jealous when karkat brought up his past BLACK crush on john. again, BLACK, not RED – which is at least what his and karkats relationship falls under when we see jasprose state that the quadrant nepeta wanted karkat in (red) is taken
this says a WHOLE FUCKING LOT, more so than the terezi and gamzee issue imo. even after literally being educated on polyamory for three years by a troll obsessed with the idea of quadrants, to the point of not outright dismissing them anymore like he did pre-retcon and being more open minded about it, dave is still not comfortable with the idea of karkat pursuing anyone else even in the black quadrant, one which doesnt fully define his and karkats own relationship. he still cant fucking do it even under the base definitions of quadrants he learned
not only that, but the line dave says to karkat during this exchange – “is this something you been thinking about this whole time or” – also says a lot. not only is it probably one of the more insecure statements dave has said, its also a little absurd on a logical basis and goes to show how insecure the idea of karkat having feelings for someone else makes him. dave takes karkats past black crush on john and sees it to mean that karkat was wishing dave was john during the entire three years. thats just really fucking sad.

and weve seen this behavior with dave before. he compares himself to others all the time and feels like shit because he feels he cant compete with them! hell this is at the center of his entire goddamn coolkid facade, he tries to live up to his bros crazy insane ideals and when he fails it ruined his self esteem. you also see him compare himself to john all the time – he outright tells terezi one time that “no matter what i do ill never catch up to john” and we all know how he reacted when john was a god tier and he wasnt. and its not just john and bro either, he does this with jade in regards to his medium entry vs hers. he goes on about how much of an idiot he was, that what the hell was he doing, even jade knew what to do, that she was schooling his ignorant ass, that she started out with more sense than him, etc. im sure there are other examples but these are just the ones off the top of my head
the point is that dave constantly compares himself to other people and this is the main source of his internal character conflict, it is absolutely fucking criticalto him, and we literally saw this complex in action in regards to polyamory when the idea of karkat having had feelings for someone else was brought up where he reacted overwhelmingly negatively
i mean how much more explicit can this even be? the idea that even after reading this people can still think dave being canon poly is remotely feasible completely fucking boggles my mind

then of course theres karkat. ive gone into it many many many times but the concept of quadrant dating in alternia is akin to compulsory heterosexuality for humans. karkat has mentioned that on alternia trolls that want one partner in all 4 quadrants are seen as joke characters in the media, and calls himself a “desperate fool” for feeling this way about someone. karkats obsession with quadrants and romance movies and literature, while at the same time showing a complete lack of tack with his own quadrant issues, points towards someone who is overcompensating, especially when he used a fictional goddamn troll harlem romance novel as a fucking guide to solve his, daves and terezis issues duing penis ouija and the narrative pointed towards it being a ridiculous idea even for trolls to propose. and given how his entire loud angry persona is a blatant overcompensation for his feelings of inferiority in the first place (dave hits the nail with the hammer when he says “loudmouth inferiority thing”) this is behavior that karkat has shown time and time again to use.
so much about karkats character is how much of a periah and un-trollike he is. from his deceptively peaceful personality (this is a troll that faints at the sight of blood. an ALTERNIAN GODDAMN TROLL), to his blood color, to his tiny ass horns, hes meant to be more human than troll. this is even outright said to be the case in the text.
then youve got the signless and the allusion that he didnt do quadrants either, and the parallel is quite clear especially when terezi and vriska, two trolls, werent able to tell what quadrant dave and karkat had “settled” in which implies that theyre not really in any of them.
ok, so karkat cant do quadrants, so what? cant he just have panquadrant feelings for dave and someone else at the same time? uh ok, if you want to ignore the entire framing of the karkat/terezi situation? he outright says he wanted to “keep her all to himself,” and the entire issue and his meltdown is sparked when terezi simply starts having interest in someone else. for someone to divorce these ideas from one other sounds like some major jumping through hoops to justify something they want instead of objectively analyzing whats there. also saying that karkat needs to get over this and that embracing polyamory is the key to his “character development.” yes, a lot of karkats development is learning to become less possessive and dismissing other peoples feelings and agency. you see the culmination of this when he talks to terezi in openbound. BUT HE GREW UP IN A SOCIETY WHERE POLYAMORY WAS THE NORM AND IT WAS HAMMERED INTO HIM SINCE BIRTH AND EVEN AFTER TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT ON THEM HES STILL NOT ABLE TO ADHERE TO THE CONCEPT AND FAILS AT TRYING. do you seriously think hes going to be able to move past that hurdle???? i mean think what you want in regards to polyamory IRL but in homestucks case…… its tied to a characters nature and is as much a part of their sexuality as liking boys or girls or both or none (or davepeta)

also because by this same logic fuckin gtav/jake/dirk is canon too because they were hanging out together lol

i wholeheartedly disagree with the implication that a female character can only be truly happy if shes in a relationship with men. i hate the idea that because i dont wish jade to be involved with davekat means that i somehow hate her, or am misogynist, or dont want her around them period. this is really goddamn ridiculous and a shitty ass argument and if anyone tries to paint you this way please ignore them lmao because theyre probably more interested in situating themselves as morally superior vs the rest of the subfandom and being the purity police than actually believing and wanting it. i think jade is happy enough to be around her friends in general and to equate her “deserving to be happy” with “dating these two male characters” perpetuates the idea females characters are always looking for romance and that it should be their end goal. fuck right off with that bullshit pls

i also think its borderline insulting to say that an author would throw away an incredibly large and well-executed arc between two characters directly involving a love triangle……for another love triangle with another girl. its just thematically muddled up and shitty writing wise

also the idea that hussie has to do it to “appease everyone.” homestuck has always had some level of influence from the readers, but if appeasing the largest amount of people was always hussies goal instead of writing the characters consistently and with an iota of sense then johndave would be fucking canon

again, people can ship it all they want even just for fun or in an au or cute pics or whatever. but if youre gonna act like its feasible in canon and start spouting some canon meta for it at people without even questioning it im gonna have some MAJOR fucking reservations about your ability to interpret dave and karkats core characters correctly and im probably not going to touch your fanwriting with a 100 foot pole

Discordianism 2014

Discordianism has a lot of layers. The surface layer is often called the Legion of Dynamic Discord. A common LDD interpretation of Discordianism is that it is mainly about causing disorder and fucking with people. That’s why LDD also stands for “Little Deluded Dupes” - they got reeled in by the Eristic Delusion.

The LDD mainly consists of aimless kids who are driven by their pleasure drive. And it’s pretty much like 4chan. They have trouble distinguishing between Grayface and people who merely disagree with them. They do a lot of trolling people for lulz and trying to ruin people’s day. Being “edgy”. You know, like those stickers where Calvin is taking a piss?

As far as I can tell, that’s always been the case. Legend has it, Lord Omar / Kerry Thornley logged onto alt.discordia only once, and then was immediately disappointed by the surface level dickery. A lot of those cats thought their mild rebelliousness was actually subversive. A whole box of tools at their disposal and they were only using one.

A lot of the people get stuck there in the LDD, that’s their destination. For others, it’s just a phase they pass through on the journey towards Aftermath. Everybody’s gotta start somewhere.

The spirit of Discordia contains a recipe for building a better world. A big part of that creation involves dismantling the world that exists right now, the Machine. We hold up a mirror that reflects the Machine’s absurdity back at itself. It’s not easy. It’s actually a pretty difficult trick to pull off. At the most basic level, it involves resistance against the everyday “consensus trance”. What to do after that is hotly debated.

So we spread out and study the works of Leary, RAW, the Situationist International, Mandelbrot, Taleb, Banksy, Pussy Riot, Foucault, Baurdillard, Joey Skaggs, John Cage, the list goes on and on … So many people have discovered methods of dismantlement.

Next, we’ve gotta pool all this knowledge, correlate it, sift it out, teach each other how to dismantle The Machine.

The big picture, I think, is not some grand revolution or cultural upheaval. If we all learn how to adjust the parts of the Machine in our immediate vicinity, we can create little islands worth living on. Eventually, the space between those islands will be smaller and smaller, and eventually the edges will bleed into one another until the whole world is transformed because its filled with people who think for themselves.

We can all build our own worlds worth living in - and invite each other over to hang out. And one day (the prophecy goes), the cool parts of the world will have gotten so large that the uncool parts have become little islands ruled by little egos, which don’t bother anybody anymore.

everybody stop right now

imagine matt and near playing pokemon together

  • matt like “hey i had this extra copy lying around you should try it” and they both sit in the common room for hours on end playing it together
  • near really sucks at it bc he doesnt let any of his pokemon to evolve ( “they’re not as….cute appealing after they evolve” )
  •  matt trades him all these over leveled pokemon to get through parts of the game
  • they try to battle each other, this ends very quickly because near finds ways to troll matt ie. using sand attack repeatedly so none of matt’s attacks hit/bringing a whole team of pokemon that all know explosion
  •  matt trading near some shiny pokemon that he finds, one of them a shiny mareep. he jokes that it looks like near because its a literal sheep pokemon
  • matt screams when near releases it after hearing him explain the joke

No offense but Davekats whole dynamic is really important?? Like they work together like no other pairing including either of them could. The thing that makes Davekat special to me is how they just seem to completely and utterly give each other what they need. Dave needs a partner that will break through his façade and really uncover who he is while also helping him let go of his internalized homophobia he had had instilled in his mind this whole time. Karkat needs somebody willing to see past his façade as well (though less than Dave needed this), while also being able to go panquadrant with him. Daves whole “cool kid” façade was a mask that hid a cracked face that Dave was never able to reveal to anybody. Karkat was the ONLY character that quickly and easily found that mask Dave was hiding behind and disregarded it immediately for the “real Dave” instead. Dave also saw right through Karkat’s shallow angry screaming to see what Karkat was really all about. (This is a quality we see in Knights, which, ya know, they both are.) In order to really unlock the true Dave, we also need to shed his internalized homophobia that he had engraved his whole life. There’s no doubt Karkat was able to do that. And, who else had?? Nobody. Karkat was the only character that had been able to get Dave to really discover who he is. With trolls not having a problem with the gender of their partners, he must have helped Dave a lot with his problems, and vise versa with Karkat and his obvious quadrant issues. Anyway I’m rambling

Outlander/Starz Promotion Right on Schedule

I continue to see the Tinhatters lashing out at the Starz’ promotion of Outlander S3 and wanted to make sure we keep explaining to them how this really is running to plan. Budgets are set at the end of the prior year and everyone has their projects to work on. The show is many months out still. And the majority of the fans who have seen S1 and S2 are still actively engaged or following enough people to get any new updates. Do we need more promotional materials? Would there ever be enough to satisfy everyone? Probably not. But there is a HUGE LEAP to go from blaming Starz for their promotion approach versus stating that two actors are in a long term relationship as a fact. And then to go on and say that the beard girlfriend of Sam is just a prop in the conspiracy. If you have to rationalize every little thing that hard in order to make it support your beliefs, it’s pretty clear it’s not adding up. But at least we can keep reminding them. 

1. They did just release a Trailer for Season 3. How soon they forget. They’re busy working on the show and it’s way too early to start promoting the new season. 

2. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Starz knows the Outlander base is already locked in. Of course they want to grow that base but starting too soon and competing with the summer season is like flushing money down the drain. These obtuse women are already committed (or should be??) so promotion isn’t for them anyways. As it is with all OL fans. We don’t need to be reminded or teased or kept on a string. So there is no point in spending money and buying airtime and print space just to appease these trolls. 

3. Even Valerie Bertinelli said the studios don’t care who Stars are with. Right now Outlander is still getting picked up in articles so Shippers should be happy they’re being talked about. It doesn’t change anything with the Stars relationships. They are a whole lot more invested in their own relationships than Starz is. So this tantrum is just looking for a reaction, much like a 2 yr old does. It never works. Plans and schedules and media buys and ad production are already set. It’s just not on Shippers’ time table. And whether the Stars are together or not has no bearing on the promotion. That’s the Marketing arm of this business 

4. PR is following all of this. They do provide assessments and watch trends and quantify and chart them. They usually are notified if the Stars want to stray too far from the script. But they do not get involved with telling anyone who they should see and how they will handle their relationship status. So if Tinhatters want to boycott the show, the Stars, promotional items, Cons, etc they are .001% of the Outlander fandom. Yeah, there may not be as much clickbait but most fans know the information before they get blasted on clickbait. And it’s clear they don’t even do the minimal homework required so PR isn’t feeding them or telling them what to say.

Bottom line: If these few Tinhatters want to boycott or go radio silent there is no impact on the bigger mission for Starz to turn out a quality show and it’s not hinged upon the Stars being in a faux relationship. Season 1 was promoted this way. It’s looooooong gone. You can drool over old photos all day long but it doesn’t erase the fact that Sam is now with Mackenzie and Cait has been with Tony for years. There is no Ship. There’s only a fantasy. So stop blaming Starz, the Stars, and anyone else for this absurdity. No one cares. Clearly zero fucks are given!

9 weeks

Well, I wrote a whole post, ultrasound included Friday about my 9 week appointment but I guess the trolls ate it. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Anyway, everything is still looking groovy and I just can’t believe how much bigger babe looks every week when we see them!

I am 9w5d today. I can’t believe it!

Had lots of tummy troubles this weekend, but am feeling a lil better. Just ate some (prob not the best choice but all I could consider getting down) Chick-fil-A for lunch. (You delicious devil bastards)

anonymous asked:

Sorry if I'm bringing up old shit or something but I just wanted to say lots of Tony Stark fans (including myself) do not claim tonystarkdefenselegion, considering the whole actual racist troll thing they've got going for themselves. Just didn't want you to think the whole fandom condoned their actions or something, because we don't. Not at all. Tony for life but uh, racism is bad why is that hard for people?

That’s great you don’t claim tonystarkdefenselegion and you think racism is bad but where are all the Tony Stark fans condemning the person behind the blog? Don’t tell me, go tell them to stay in their lanes and stop dragging other characters from other fandoms into this mess.

Hidekane headcanon:

It’s tradition for Hide and Kaneki to have a game night each week. Kaneki’s favorite game to play is Clue, while Hide loves Rock Band (he’s on drums and Kaneki’s guitar).

Jenga is banned in their house because of that one time Kaneki secretly used his kagune to mess with Hide and nudge the blocks. Hide knocks the tower over, only to find Kaneki with his kagune in plain sight. A moment of silence passes between them, then Kaneki sheepishly laughs and gives a little wave with his kagune.

Making a Quirk

There are a variety of ways to create a quirk for your troll; this covers all of the ways a quirk is seen in canon, and will hopefully assist you in creating one yourself.

Typing Styles

A typing style is a manner of capitalization, punctuation, etc. It doesn’t feature anything special. Significant typing styles can be seen in four of the canon quirks.

tAVROS HAS A REVERSE CAPITALIZATION OF SORTS,, AND USES COMMAS FREQUENTLY, INSTEAD OF, UH, PERIODS? 

Kanaya Capitalizes Every Word And Does Not Use Punctuation unless necessary.

KARKAT CAPITALIZES ALL LETTERS (TEREZI DOES THIS ALSO, BUT HER QUIRK IS NOT CENTERED AROUND THE TYPING STYLE LIKE KARKATS IS). 

GaMzEe TyPeS lIkE tHiS. (I hate typing Gamzee’s quirk but you get the idea).

You can create a typing style for your troll as their quirk. These generally relate to personality and tone, rather than interests or patterns or weapons.

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Homestuck Spoilers

I’m going into this mostly blind, and want to be as spoiler free as possible, but I’ve still picked up some things about the story here and there. Mostly it’s a lot of out of context details with no real significance to me:

  • I kinda know what trolls are. Like a lot of people, my first exposure to Homestuck was seeing roving bands of troll cosplayers with unsealed gray body paint. I know that they’re genderless, but that’s about it. 
  • I read the first few dozen pages of Homestuck once a couple years ago, so I know who John is, but that’s about all I remember. I never got out of John’s house, so I don’t think I really got into the meat of the story at all.
  • I’ve seen people call Homestuck a modern creation myth, so I know there are some rather expansive themes to the overall story.
  • I heard that the ending disappointed a lot of people.
  • I can describe what a lot of characters look like based on fan art, but I don’t know who any of them are:
    • There are the black and white wolf people with swords
    • There’s a girl with dog ears
    • There’s a guy with a blue shirt and a hammer
    • There are two guys who wear awesome sunglasses and a lot of red
    • There are a whole bunch of characters with a billiard ball theme
    • One of the trolls has sunglasses and a walking stick, so I’m assuming they’re blind.

That’s just about all of the things I can be sure of. I picked up a lot of random tidbits on tumblr, but I have no idea what is and isn’t canon. Like I know Dave/Karkat is a popular ship (or at least it’s popular among the homestuckers I follow), but I don’t know who either of them are in the story, or if they actually have a romantic relationship.

Or with the trolls. If you showed me a police lineup of a bunch of troll characters, I couldn’t possibly tell you which ones were canon, and which ones were fan-made. Except for the one with the walking stick. I’ve seen a lot of fan art of that one, so I’m pretty sure she’s a real character.

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Tumblr user yessu once said there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure.  This post is dedicated to the adventures.

IRONYCHAN’S TOP TEN FAVOURITE MOVIES THAT AREN’T ACTUALLY ANY GOOD

  1. BLACK SHEEP - This is a movie about zombie sheep, and if it’s possible to conceive of a perfect zombie sheep movie, Black Sheep is it.  It’s never actually scary but it’s funny as hell, and easily the best-written and biggest-budgeted movie on this list.
  2. YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE - A big dumb blond caveman runs around a post-apocalyptic wasteland beating up purple Neanderthals, torch-wielding mummies, paper-mache dinosaurs, and an evil overlord with an army of cyborgs.
  3. STARCRASH - this movie has everything: space battles with space amazons.  Kung-fu cavemen.  Ice planets.  Dudes who shoot lasers out of their eyes.  A tentacled head in a jar.  David Hasselhoff fighting robots with a lightsaber.  I’m not making this up.
  4. TROLL 2 - Troll 2 is kind of a legend.  It’s about goblin creatures who turn people in green goo and then eat them.  The impression you get is that the entire concept of a movie was somehow badly translated into another language, and you’re watching the result.
  5. KUNG-FU ZOMBIE - the ostensible plot is that a warrior defeats his family’s ancient enemy, who then returns as the walking dead to take revenge.  In between that happening, a whole lot of other indescribably crazy shit goes on and a lot of vases get broken.
  6. HOWARD THE DUCK - still George Lucas’ worst movie, despite the Star Wars prequels.  Howard the Duck has nothing in common with the comic it takes its title from, but I forgive it, because where else will you find a movie in which a duck saves Cleveland from Lovecraftian horrors?
  7. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE - I assume this movie happened when a bunch of friends cleaned out a garage and discovered they had a movie camera, a skeleton, a toy ray gun, and a lobster, so they decided to see what they could make out of that.
  8. MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS - a college professor is bitten by a dead radioactive coelacanth and becomes a were-caveman.  Also notable for some very strange background props, including an inexplicable bust of Genghis Khan.
  9. THE GIANT CLAW - the Earth comes under attack by an antimatter bird ‘as big as a battleship’, as the narrator frequently reminds us.  The monster can only be described as a muppet, and watching it wreak havoc is some of the funniest shit you will ever see.
  10. HERCULES/THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - I cannot describe the depths of insanity on display here.  Men in bear suits.  Hermaphrodite gods who live on the moon.  A cartoon dinosaur for no goddamn reason.  None of it bearing much resemblance to Greek Mythology.

Quadranted

Art inspired by the fanfic Broken Crowns by aquilldeferred

I’m gonna confess something. I was actually not planning on making the drawing THIS finished. My thinking was only on Karfef and the troll quadranting them, but then I remembered that Terezi and Kanaya were there. And then the background for painterly, so then they go painterly, and well… It got more finished than what I imagined it would become. @_@

Gnome's tale of Scraps.

Deep inside troll market inside the cracks and crevises of the walls is a cave system running ever so deeply in which there are gnomes residing in them.
And when we say there are many, we mean a lot, a whole lot !
One of these gnomes his name was Scraps.
He like most of his kind scavenge of the trolls living in trollmarket and their vast amount of troll supplies.
Scraps was always a courageous gnome but in his younger years he made a mistake and was being a bit too daring and bold  and climbed a troll from the front instead of the back.
and was quickly dealt with  he got swooped of the surface of the trolls body and ended up in the trolls grasp.
he lost a leg in the progress.
Usually a troll would have just have eaten him without a second thought or to just put him out of his misery.
But the troll just left him for scraps and let him be.
He must have been in a hurry or not hungry at all.
Scraps was in loss of his nimble physique. without the speed he needed to survive and decided it might be best for him to stay away from the trolls and teach the youngsters.
The do’s and don'ts of troll scavenging.
He just wished they heard him out more often.
because even to the day of today gnomes end up missing or dead by their own foolishnes.


To be continued if people are intrested in more Scraps.
Feedback is appreciated since its my first time posting, writing and making a fanfic.