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That’s us,“ he said. "Those five nuts right there.” “Which one is me?” I asked. “The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested. “Oh, shut up.
—  The Titan’s Curse by Rick Riordan ( pg. 176 )
*casually dumps another set of BMC/DEH crossover headcanons*

 Okay so since my first headcanon dump got surprisingly popular and I’ve just got headcanons for these kids out the wazoo, here’s some more of the Dear Chill Boys.  There’s a lot of references to stuff from the first post in this one, so if you haven’t read it then you’ll probably want to before reading this one. 

Also I got an ask about them in which the person referred to the AU as “Dear Chilled Boys” and now that’s the only thing I refer to it and the main gang of characters as.  Just “the chilled boys”.  After I saw the ask me and my little sister had a whole conversation about why they were chilled

We decided Jared somehow got himself and everyone else stuck in of those walk-in freezers 

(maybe to swap out ice cream for bathbombs?) 

(oh wait bathbombs are toxic) 

(fuck this is like heathers and Jared is JD) 

(he’s JK ohm y GOD)

(look what you’ve done)

(dead girl walking reprise but JD’s laugh when veronica confronts him is replaced with jared’s sincerely me reprise laugh)

(”Step away from the bomb.”  “NYHAHAHAHA”)

Someone save these boys

They are very cold

(LONG POST BELOW)

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AoT~SNK Super Secret Meeting to discuss “important things”

OMG GUYS DID YOU SEE ZOE’S NEW VLOG?!?!

THEY ARE CUDDLING I CAN’T EVEN. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!

AND THE SONG! DID YOU HEAR THE SONG? OMG YOU GUYS I CAN’T. I AM UNABLE TO EVEN UGHHHH 

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME YOUTUBERS WHYYYY?!?!?!?!

OMG YOU GUYS PLEASE HELP ME I CAN’T!!!!