FJM: I think if it’s true love, then you should just dine and dash. It’s far more romantic and egalitarian.
Q: What’s the best way to get out of an awful first date?
FJM: Ask them for a second date within the first five minutes and refuse to drop it. Keep bringing up the second date: what you’re going to do, what time you guys should meet, what kind of apparel is appropriate…for the entire duration of the date. Then watch them run away screaming.
Fine responses to some of the relationship questions Tillman answered in a 2015 Time Out New York article. Today I present to you Misty in the Media, in which we break from his discography and discuss everything from his musical contributions to his off-stage antics and downright goofiness. (I’ll try to limit the amount of times I use the word “troll,” promise.)