trolling in the deep

How to make munny (fast)

1. Create website on deep web advertising as a hitman

2. Charge [smaller price] for people in [continent farther from you] and [greater price] for people [in your continent]. (This should trick them on ur location lol.

3. Collect munny

4. Don’t kill any1

5. Sent e-mail to customer [given time] later, saying “they r ded”

6. They see person that you hired to kill

7. theyre confussed and u hav butcoin

What Your Fave BNHA Character Says About You:

I got quite some asks a while ago about “What does my fave say about me???” and I wanna answer all of them and also no new chapter which is crushing:

Class 1-A: Alphabetized

Aoyama Yuuga: you have horrible self-esteem issues and cover it up by attracting attention to yourself because you want the attention but have absolutely no idea what to do with it once you have it

Ashido Mina: a loud passionate person with a fondness for dress-up (everyday wear or costumes, it doesn’t matter) and people are shocked to find out your level of nerdiness because like… “you don’t look like a nerd…”

Bakugou Katsuki: a spitfire on the inside and sometimes on the outside. You spicy af and people tell you to tone it down. Was a genius in middle school but then found out about everyone else catching up. Has a SUPER fear of failure.

Hagakure Tooru: A cute little flower who blends into the background but never fear, all that gossip is here! People forget you a lot, but you’re used to it. Gotta keep that positive attitude!!!!

Iida Tenya: People tell you you’re weird a lot and they also tell you you’re annoying but you’re just trying to help. Smart af when it comes to what you know, but pretty clueless otherwise.

Jirou Kyouka: You have that one piece of clothing you love dearly and have owned for years and people are shocked to see you whenever you’re not wearing it. Actual music hoe. *takes out one earbud* whut

Kaminari Denki: Admit it you’re an irl troll face but deep down you’re actually the rarest of pepes. Just wants to be loved by friends but you also want a date to prom so jokingly-for-real ask people out on dates. It hasn’t really worked.

Kirishima Eijirou: You love The Gays™ or are irl gay yourself. You’re an actual cinnamon roll but you’re hella burnt on the inside so you’ve got a spine of steel. You love your friends and aren’t afraid to say it. HUGS FOR EVERYONE

Kouda Kouji: You little animal lover you~ <3 ! Shy and sweet, people tell you that you don’t talk much but you’re just anxious. Will talk about your passions until you pass out but if it’s in front of strangers then NO THANKS

Midoriya Izuku: Actual cinnamon roll just trying your best, you’re smart with what you’re passionate about but that also makes you a giant nerd. You have that one weird little quirk that nobody understands so you hide it a lot. 

Mineta Minoru: You’re goofy and the squad clown but also naive af. Might not be noticeable on the outside but UR A SINNER HARRY. You read way too much fanfiction because actual porn feels weird/ is too much

Ojiro Mashirao: You like to stick to the background but you also want people to notice when you’ve achieved something so you’re stuck in this cycle of “I want this to look good but also original but not too weird but also cool but also…”

Satou Rikkidou: Your resting bitch face almost has yourself fooled but there’s nothing that can comfort you like food and your best bro can. Is really good at cooking. Part of the “Support Everyone But Forgets Yourself” Squad.

Sero Hanta: You come off as harmless but deep down you’re a disgusting memer waiting for the perfect moment to pun and meme. Your health is important, look at this article you printed off just for your friends’ cringe

Shouji Mezou: You’re quiet at first but hella observant so you can tell the moment to open up and let people see how harmless you are on the inside. Gentle soul who only want the best for others. Will kill/die to protect others.

Todoroki Shouto: You’ve been deeply hurt by someone you looked up to and you know you’re still messed up. You’re trying to grow away from the pain but it’s hard. A little wrapped up in your head, you want to love others again.

Tokoyami Fumikage: You know every word to “Welcome to the Black Parade”. You like really cool, dark and edgy things so your inner emo is Strong™. People tell you that you need to cool your chill and warm up. flip them the bird.

Tsuyu Asui: IRL perfect friend, you are the mom friend/ big sis friend of the group who makes sure everyone stays together and doesn’t do stupid shit. At least, doesn’t do stupid shit without you. Pokèmon was a lifestyle, once.

Uraraka Ochako: Looks innocent on the outside but will punch a guy if they step over that very clear line. Friends and family are to be protected at all costs. You’re so cheap, people laugh but in reality you’re scared to spend money. 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Smart af and pretty too, you’re so used to things coming easily to you that you panic as soon as something seems hard. In group projects you’re the one that does 95% of the work. You’re (kinda) ok with this.

Alright, I covered Class 1-A first, but if your fave isn’t on this list, or you wanna look up your other faves, I left it all under the cut!

BONUS:

All Might/ Toshinori Yagi: Actual cinnamon roll trying their best to be a good guardian and lead those who are lost. Is the actual biggest dork around. Tries to be cool but simply… isn’t. We love you anyways. Pls take care of yourself too.

Eraserhead/ Aizawa Shouta: you’re extra salty in need of a nap and still care about everyone around you but still like to fuck with them to show you care. Is a cat person and feels like you can only get along with other cat people.

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Hero

A/N: This is my first official fic for the Sanders Sides and I’m actually kinda proud of it. This is a random idea that came to me one day so I just decided to go for it.

Summary: Patton decides that Virgil should accompany Roman on an adventure so they can get along better.

Warnings: a bit of violence but I’m bad at writing action scenes so probably don’t worry about it

———-

This was possibly the worst decision Virgil had ever made. He swallowed as Roman held out a spare sword and avoided eye contact as he grabbed the handle, almost dropping it at the sudden weight.

“If you can’t hold it then you can’t come.” Roman said as he turned around to grab his own.

“I didn’t even want to come.” Virgil mumbled low enough so the other couldn’t hear. Patton had decided that in order for the two to get along, they would need to spend more time together.

“Hey! Why don’t you tag along with Roman on one of his adventure things.” He had said.

“What? Why would I do that?” Virgil had refused. The topic was brought up several times more until he finally gave in, just to make Patton happy. Roman had agreed to take him, seeming actually excited to have a partner on his quest.

“Are you ready?” Roman brought him back to reality by snapping in his face, making him jump.

“Yeah, yeah whatever. Let’s just get this over with.”

Roman was wearing his normal attire,but his sword was attached to his back and he had a satchel on his side filled with essentials like food, water, and bandages.

Virgil decided to leave his jacket behind so he didn’t overheat, since he was out of shape anyway and expected to be running quite a bit. The small sword Roman had given him was in a sheath now, hanging from his hip. He would never admit it, but why he would even need a sword somehow scared him. In no way could he fight.

Roman turned towards him and held out his hand. “Do you trust me?”

Virgil inwardly cringed. “Come on man, if you’re gonna make this cheesy than I’m leaving.”

“Ugh just grab my hand.”

Virgil reluctantly reached out and placed his hand in the other’s. Roman tightened the grip suddenly, surprising him. Roman snapped his fingers, and the two of them were in the middle of a large field surrounded by a forest on all sides. In the distance Virgil could see a large castle, but upon further inspection, he noticed a large red dragon circling around it.

“Please tell me we’re not fighting that thing.”

“Of course not! That’s an adventure for another day. Today, we need to get rid of a troll that’s been terrorizing a nearby village.

Virgil let out an inaudible sigh of relief and followed Roman as he made his way in the direction of this so called village.

Contrary to where they normally lived, this place had a more calming atmosphere, and was covered in mountains and hills. Virgil followed directly behind Roman as they made their way through the thick forest. Roman would make seemingly random turns out of nowhere and Virgil was beginning to doubt his knowledge of the area. Just as he was about to ask if he even knew where he was going, they stepped out of the trees onto a trail.

“This way,” Roman headed up the trail without showing a hint of fatigue. On the other hand, Virgil had given up staying directly behind him and trudged tiredly behind while dragging his feet.

The trail went on and on in a straight line for what seemed like forever. It was a boring trail made out of dirt with few roots that would stick out of the ground, tripping Roman every time without fail, to Virgil’s amusement. After traveling for what seemed like forever, the leaves overhead began covering up the sun making it darker. Virgil began seeing faces in the trees and the path grew narrower and narrower until it felt like he was suffocating. At this he decided to finally break the silence.

“How long until we get there?” Virgil whined a bit more than he meant to with that sentence.

“It’s not much farther,” Roman paused to successfully step over a root, “There should be a river up ahead. Once we cross it the village should be right up ahead.”

“Aren’t trolls normally underneath bridges?”

“Did I say there was a bridge?”

“How are we supposed to cross the river?”

“You can swim, can’t you?” Virgil could hear the smirk in his voice and groaned in response.

Inevitably, they reached the river, and Virgil was relieved that it was smaller than he had imagined. Beyond it he could see a town of tiny buildings made of mostly wood and stone.

“Is that the village you were talking about?”

“Yup. The troll should be in there.” Roman began wading through the water and made it to the other side without the water going over his knees. “Are you coming?”

Virgil stood at the edge of the river and looked at the quickly flowing water. There were several rocks sticking out of it, and the mild rapids made his heart do flips. Once he stuck one foot in he quickly yanked it back out.

“It’s cold!” Virgil protested.

“Oh come on! What am I supposed to do about it?” Virgil only crossed his arms making Roman sigh in exasperation as he crossed back over. Without warning he picked Virgil up and swung him over his shoulder.

“What are you doing? Let me go!” Virgil thrashed violently and kicked Roman in the gut several times.

“Do you want me to drop you in the water? Because I will do it.” Virgil groaned loudly and slumped his head down until he was dropped back on the ground.

“You’re welcome, Princess.” Roman said as he poured the water out of his shoes.

“Do not call me that!” Virgil glared angrily at him, but was secretly grateful he didn’t have to cross the river now. It didn’t take long for them to arrive at the village, but there wasn’t a single being in sight.

“You sure this is the right place Princey?” Virgil asked as he looked through a window.

“Yes I’m sure of it. I’m sure he’s around here some-” Roman was interrupted when he heard the uncharacteristically high pitched screech from Virgil. He came dashing from around a corner and ran behind him. Around the same corner a large green beast with large sharp teeth came running out. His large feet sounded like thunder as they hit the ground and they slid against the dirt as the troll came to a stop in front of him.

Roman drew his sword and pointed it towards the troll, while using his other arm to shield Virgil behind him. In response, Virgil only backed away from them altogether, letting them fight as he hid behind a stack of hay.

“Be gone you monster, or I shall have your head!” Roman shouted. The troll roared in return to the prince’s threat and swatted his hand at him. Roman dodged just in time, dashing to the right and sliced troll’s arm. The beast wailed in pain and turned around too quickly for him to react. It grabbed him with it’s giant green hands and threw him into a nearby house, knocking him unconscious.

Virgil gasped and watched as it lumbered over to finish the job. Virgil’s breath faltered and he felt faint. Now was not the time to be panicking. Without thinking he gripped the sword attached to his side. With one last yell he ran out of his hiding place, attracting as much attention to himself as possible. Before it could turn around, he jumped onto it’s back, plunging his sword into it, praying he had hit his heart.

The troll screamed in what seemed like agony as it tried to reach behind itself to hit him, but it just couldn’t reach. As it swerved around, Virgil held on tight with his eyes shut. Finally, after what seemed like hours, the troll finally hit the ground dead. He opened his eyes slowly and took deep breaths as reality began to sank in. He did it, he killed the troll, he saved Roman’s life.

Roman!

Virgil sprung up and ran to the prince’s side. “Roman! Oh my God, are you okay?” Roman winced as he sat up but seemed to be fine.

“Hey, guess what.” Roman said in nearly a whisper.

“What is it.” Virgil braced himself for the worst.

“You’re a hero!” Virgil felt his whole world light up. He was a hero. For once he wasn’t a villain. “Well I mean, not as heroic as me, but you’ll get there.” Roman stood up and brushed the hair from his face.

“Oh shut up.” Virgil lightly shoved him, but he was still smiling, a rare sight in Roman’s case.

“Are you ready to head back?”

“Heck yeah!” As proud as Virgil was in himself, he really wanted to go home.

“Okay then. Let’s try this again,” Roman held out his hand like he had before, “Do you trust me.”

Virgil sighed, but grabbed his hand anyway. “Yeah, sure whatever.”

With a snap of the other’s fingers, they were back at the mind palace as if nothing had ever happened. Virgil sighed in relief at the familiar atmosphere in his room. Maybe Patton’s idea wasn’t so bad after all.

Family.

request- Heyyy i really love your blog and I was wondering if you could do an imagine where the reader bas been an actress since she was 10 playing deans daughter in the show and is now 16 and she’s really close with the cast, she calls jared uncle moose and Jensen is like a dad to her and he thinks of her like his daughter figure. Maybe just a cute one where she has a bad day and they all cheer her up, or maybe a cute one where they all hang out at Jensens place? I can’t choose I just love to read those.

Requested by- Anon.

Characters- Jensen x platonic!Reader.

Warnings- hate, slight angst, crying, swearing, mentions of absent parent.

a/n- it’s kinda short but I hope this is okay, nonnie!<3


You took a deep breath before running onto the stage, screams filled your ears as you waved to the audience, you quickly hugged Richard and Rob before turning towards the crowd.

“Hey guys!” You yelled happily into the mic, “how’re you doing?” You asked, everyone screamed in response causing you to laugh, “I hope to god that means good” you giggled causing some of them to laugh, “okay, should we go straight onto the questions?” You asked whilst pointing towards the line of people near the microphone. 

A young girl, around your age held the microphone in her hands, “um, hi” she started off, you waved back with a small smile on your face, “I was just wondering if you and Jensen had a father/daughter type relationship off set?” She asked, you smiled, “uh… Yeah, yeah we do. I mean straight away we just had that sort of bond I guess?” You answered, she thanked you and walked away, “hi! What was it like when you found out you had the part?” asked a older woman, “I was fucking terrified aha, it was mainly because I had to play the roll of a fathers daughter and as you guys know my father isn’t in my life anymore, so for me… the idea of playing a roll that had a father scared me because I didn’t know how to be a daughter in that way, but like I said earlier Jensen and me just had that sort of bond anyway, so it did make it that tiny bit easier” you replied.


It was much later on, you were led in your hotel bed, you were scrolling through twitter but stopped at a video from your panel, you clicked on it and started reading through the replies.

‘It’s the same sob story lmao, nobody cares if your father ran off’

‘Poor Jensen, has to put up with this trainwreck.’

‘He probably feels sorry for her, that’s why he hasn’t said anything’

‘Wouldn’t surprise me if he secretly hated her!’

You quickly locked your phone before throwing it towards the other side of the bed, you closed your eyes and shook your head.

‘They’re just twitter trolls, what they say doesn’t matter.’

You said to yourself, you took a deep breath in before unlocking your phone, muting the accounts you then started typing,

‘Just because I’m not tagged in the tweet doesn’t mean I can’t see it.Your words can be used for good or harm and it’s important to know the difference.’

You hit send, locked your phone, stood up and walked towards the bathroom.


You walked out with your wet hair wrapped in a messy bun, you started walking towards your bed when a knock on the door caused you to turn around.

You opened it to find a very worried Jensen on the other side, “are you okay? I saw the tweet” he asked walking in, you chuckled slightly and nodded your head, “I’m fine, Jay. Don’t worry about it” you replied sitting on the bed, he let out a sigh and looked at you, “are you sure?” He asked, you nodded your head, he let out a sigh and sat next to you.

“I saw the tweets, y/n…” he trailed off, you looked down and started playing with your fingers, he grabbed one of your hands and turned to face you, “I know that you think of me like a dad… I’m okay with it, I am, I just-” he started to say before you cut him off, “you just feel weird about it because I’m not your daughter” you finished for him with tears building in your eyes, he went to speak up but you beat him to it, “they were right… you felt sorry for me, that’s why you didn’t say anything beforehand but now that you know I’ve seen those tweets…” You trailed off, you looked the other way so that Jensen couldn’t see the tears that were threatening to spill over, “they’re right, you probably hate me” you whispered the last bit.

“You know that couldn’t be further from the truth…Y/N, look at me” he demanded softly, you slowly turned around and looked into his green eyes, “you may not be blood but that doesn’t make you any less my daughter… and I don’t hate you. It’s the complete opposite of that.” He said whilst wiping away the tears that fell down your face, “you’ve gotta start trusting that I’m not going to leave you, you’re stuck with me” he grinned causing you to let out a small laugh, “but in all seriousness, if you ever start feeling this way again I want you to tell me. It doesn’t matter if it’s five in the morning, just tell me, talk to me. I’m always here and you know it” he concluded, placing a kiss on your forehead.

You wrapped your arms around him, burying your head in his chest, he tightly wrapped his arms around you, “I love you, kiddo. Don’t forget it, okay?” He said, you smiled, “I love you too, and I’ll try not to.”


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Wings of Fire Modern AU

-The Dragonet’s Cave would have a few computers, with no Internet connection but some games.

-The INSTANT Starflight finds out the SkyWings have better tech and Internet via Peril he’s like ‘GET ME DOWN FROM THIS JAIL I NEED TO S U R F’

-The whole time while imprisoned in the Sea Kingdom he’s like ‘OH COME ON I AM A GUEST I DESERVE WI-FI.’

-By the time he got to the Rainforest Kingdom he was 100% done because it’s his FIRST TIME in the REAL WORLD and he HASN’T EVEN GONE ON GOOGLE YET and the Rainforest Kingdom only has flip phones and crocs.

-His first time in the NightWing Island he cries himself to sleep because FINALLY he’s SO CLOSE to SO MUCH TECH but they WON’T SHARE IT.

-When he goes blind he furiously thinks up of ways to be able to still efficiently use computers.

-As soon as the war’s over Glory strikes a trade deal with Thorn to give Starflight the resources needed to start on his project.

-He’s still working on it when he goes to JMA.

-Clay doesn’t get why Starflight wants to use a computer sO MUCH

-He’s the only one who manages to calm him down when Starflight’s angry over the fact that he isn’t clicking keys.

-Glory hides it but secretly shares Starflight’s desire to have technology

-She’s working hard to bring RainWings up to modern standards

-Moon never had much of it in the NightWing Village, though the others always grumbled about how they wished they could’ve taken the Island’s things to the Rainforest.

-So when she got to JMA she was SO impressed.

-The Ice Kingdom had far advanced tech. However, they were secluded so they never shared it.

-Winter feels JMA was actually a slight step down from the palace.

-Qibli is a HACKING GENIUS

-He somehow managed to make a bot that spams Winter with cat pictures ten times a day.

-The richer parts of the Mud Kingdom actually have lots of advanced technology, contrary to popular belief.

-JMA has a class on understanding technology

-Though Qibli just trolls Winter the whole time

-The Deep Palace’s technology, while far less advanced than others, has waterproofing that none of the other Kingdoms have figured out how to replicate.

-So literally all the SeaWings were impressed

-Tsunami was really smug about it

-Scarlet’s arena fights were televised

-The Dragonets of Destiny special was really hyped up and everyone was disappointed. The low ratings rubbed salt into Scarlet’s melted face.

-When Ruby took over she replaced that with an animated series for young dragonets. 

-It centers around eight dragonets: One from each tribe and a Sky/Mud hybrid.

-Ruby really wanted to include a hybrid, and decided on Sky/Mud because multiple of those had popped up after the war, and she wanted to stop discrimination.

-The show centers around equality.

-It’s shown in ALL the kingdoms.

-There are ten over an hour long specials.

-One about each tribe, one on hybrids, one on scavengers (Directed and scripted by Winter, after pulling a favor from Peril), and one on Jade Mountain Academy.

-The DoD would give every student a flip phone to communicate with their winglet

-Winter tried to throw his away

-Qibli somehow hacked into Winter’s actual phone  and made the group chat there

-Winter can’t prove it but he knows it’s Qibli’s fault 

-When Qibli introduced Kinkajou to memes she was shocked

-She showed them to Peril, and now she’s secretly helping Kinkajou select the spiciest to sent to the others

-I’ll probably add more in the future

The DreamWorks Trollhunters: A Brief Recapitulation of Troll Lore: Volume 48

Discover what it takes to be a Trollhunter in this interactive, in-world guidebook to the universe of Guillermo del Toro’s animated TV series DreamWorks Trollhunters.

We all know there are 47 volumes of A Brief Recapitulation of Troll Lore—authored millennia ago by the Venerable—and very dead—Bedehilde. But those books were written by trolls for trolls. And since Jim is the first human Trollhunter, it’s time for him, Toby, Claire, Blinky, and AAARRRGGHH!!! to write a brand-new 48th volume. After all, Jim won’t be the Trollhunter forever. And whoever inherits the Amulet after him—maybe another human boy, or a human girl, or even NotEnrique!—will benefit from this updated, humanized edition that collects and expands upon Jim’s adventures for the whole new generation of champions to come.

With chapters written by each of the characters on their special area of expertise, DreamWorks Trollhunters: A Brief Recapitulation of Troll Lore: Volume 48 takes readers through everything they need to know about their magical world. Young Trollhunters-in-training can learn about all things trolls, from Changelings to Troll Market to the evil troll Gunmar. Delving deep into the world of Guillermo del Toro’s epic series and including a variety of interactive inserts, this book is the perfect guidebook for all aspiring Trollhunters! 

(spoiler???? below the cut)

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This is a story of a robot named Crow. Can you guess what Crow is thinking?

Crow is thinking hard – or as hard as he can think, anyway – on how the satellite got so darn clean. It wasn’t clean this morning. Think hard now, Crow. Think really hard, you poor dope. Scan that scrapheap you call a brain and try to find some piteous piece shred of–

Hey, knock it off!

Ah, yes, there it is. Who does these things when we’re too lazy, too bloated on dinners of rich food and generous portions of our own gargantuan ego? Who debugs the massive computer control center because our own enfeebled brains can barely add fractions? Who provides the warm, inviting water in which you bathe your filthy oil-stained carcass? Who goes on mind-bendingly dangerous missions outside in the cold black void of unforgiving space while you sit inside cozy as Alistair Cooke, sipping cocoa and watching Tiny Toons?

Pinch yourself hard, Mr. Robot! You deserve it. You think you’re all sunshine and goodness, but you’re nothing but dirt between the toes of an evil troll! That’s right.

Who routinely changes the plutonium rods in the nuclear reactor deep in the bowels of the ship while you feast on gooey handfuls of Fiddle Faddle and play hopscotch and marbles and it’s spring and the little–

EXO STAN STRUGGLES (OT12)

baekhyun stans:

  • probably wanting to stan the rest of the beagle line but then telling yourself that you have to be a faithful stan
  • seeing all those other baekhyun stans and feeling competitve
  • feeling overly protective of the lil beagle when the other baekhyun stans say that he’s their husband
  • feeling overly protective when the other stans sass the baekhyun stans
  • feeling like you stan another exo member but constantly hearing the beagle’s screams in your ears 
  • wanting baekhyun to release more solo tracks
  • seeing people hating on baekhyun’s mullet and wanting to give them a shit storm but wanting to be classy
  • seeing other baekhyun stans making themselves look stupid and desperate and knowing doing something about it will just make all baekhyun stans look immature

chanyeol stans:

  • constantly being annoyed at how people think chanyeol is annoying for being “constantly happy”
  • having eyes rolled at you when you explain that chanyeol has his harsh times too
  • having people tell you that chanyeol’s happiness is fake
  • having a slight liking to kyungsoo (even if you don’t think you do you do)
  • having your ovaries killed whenever he dyes his hair a dark color
  • being annoyed the “you lovin’ the size” meme is used incorrectly and not being able to do anything about it
  • seeing people mock his english
  • having people tell you you’re “too obsessed”

jongdae stans:

  • seeing all those posts talking about how jongdae stans are trolls when you deep inside know you’re not that much of a troll
  • seeing posts about how people should be appreciating jongdae more but nobody listens
  • people mocking his vocals
  • seeing the constantly recycled joke about jongdae being an absolute troll like he’s not just five letters go
  • seeing all these xiuchen shippers and even though you might not feel like it’s your type knowing deep down that you should just give in because you secretly love it
  • seeing people saying that jongdae gets “too many lines” and that he should “just go solo at this point”
  • seeing people not appreciate jongdae
  • people using the dino roar meme incorrectly

kyungsoo stans:

  • seeing that 78% of meme text posts that include kyungsoo have to include a reference to “satansoo”
  • being pissed off at recycled memes
  • having people make fun of kyungsoo’s height when he isn’t even that short if you look at it
  • seeing all those inaccurate posts about kyungsoo being mean
  • probably wanting to stan chanyeol on the side but being scared that kyungsoo might be sad
  • seeing kyungsoo pout with those big ass cute ass sexy ass lips
  • people bullying kyungsoo
  • wanting an actual squishysoo

jongin stans:

  • people not seeing the cute fatherly side of jongin
  • people saying that his skin is too dark and therefore calling it “ugly” despite you thinking it’s sexy af
  • people thinking that jongin is only in exo bc he’s a good dancer and therefore not appreciating his vocals
  • trying to find a decent smut that doesn’t involve intense dance breaks
  • finding a decent smut but after reading it you’re either traumatized af or thirsty af
  • feeling genuinely thirsty every time you see a picture of jongin
  • or a video of jongin
  • basically being turned on by someone saying his name

kris stans:

  • people saying he’s ugly
  • feeling both embarrassed and thirsty whenever he actually tried to be a leader (esp that time he hit his arm lol)
  • people saying “he’s good for nothing”
  • knowing that no matter how hard you try to explain people won’t understand how funny he is
  • seeing “manga hair” kris and just
  • wanting to stan someone from exo-k but that’d totally make you feel bad and guilty
  • watching ot12 days and getting the feels
  • seeing him with his hair shaved off and suddenly realizing that kris doesn’t give any fucks and wanting to be like that but you’re busy being thirsty

yixing stans:

  • go fighting episodes take forever to load
  • listening to the exo’s new album and suddenly realizing that yixing’s voice would’ve been so nice in the eve
  • despite being supportive of yixing you still wonder what diamond would’ve sounded like with his voice
  • seeing him with luhan laughing as their good ol’ selves and remembering that you probably used to stan luhan and getting emotional
  • seeing yixing getting shit on for no apparent reason
  • seeing people saying that yixing might as well leave exo because they’re pro ot8 !!
  • give !! yixing !! lines !!
  • literally seeing yixing and wondering if he’s hot, sexy, or cute in this photo and just questioning life bc he’s so innocent while being literal sex

luhan stans:

  • wishing you were as pretty as him
  • watching videos of ot12 and suddenly feeling really empty because he was so pretty
  • seeing his new content and being like “it’s so good ogm” but secretly wondering what it’d be like if he was still with exo
  • seeing people say that he used exo as a way to get famous and was secretly “selfish”
  • watching hardcore hunhan shippers in the comments section of ever exo, sehun, or luhan related video and literally dying of embarrassment
  • people that are at war because they don’t know whether to call luhan manly or pretty
  • your friends thinking luhan is a girl
  • seeing all the other luhan stans and wanting to fight

junmyeon stans:

  • knowing that junmyeon is underrated and needs love
  • people only knowing junmyeon for being “that cringey stereotypical mother of exo”
  • not seeing enough junmyeon stans
  • people saying that junmyeon isn’t as good looking as the rest of exo and wanting to punch those people in the face
  • just wanting junmyeon to be happy and stress-free
  • watching all the other fanwars and getting the feeling that you should stop them but you can’t be bothered
  • but then watching exo-ls embarrassing themselves badly and feeling guilty for not doing anything
  • knowing that junmyeon needs to be appreciated

sehun stans:

  • seeing other sehun stans embarrassing themselves
  • being called a brat when the only thing you did was say “i’m a sehun stan” 
  • being annoyed when people call sehun ugly
  • give !! sehun !! more !! lines !!
  • people saying that sehun is overrated
  • people saying that sehun stans are insane and shouldn’t stan him bc they only stan him bc he’s handsome (ugly then handsome?? make up your minds you snakes lmao)
  • seeing other sehun stans and feeling v competitive
  • watching sehun grow up and the feels

tao stans:

  • feeling annoyed when the only joke they know is showers
  • or the other joke is his love for gucci 
  • angry bc tao should’ve been treated better because he’s human and has human needs
  • seeing old videos and being emotional
  • seeing all his new content and feeling happy but then feeling pissed bc you think nobody knows or cares about his career
  • wanting to stan someone else in exo but then the memories of tao got you like
  • looking up smut and seeing him being portrayed poorly
  • people not caring about exo-m versions of songs and not appreciating tao’s rap parts

minseok stans:

  • your insensitive aunts and uncles calling minseok “fat”
  • people saying minseok is ugly and doesn’t deserve to be a part of exo and that really hurts
  • wanting minseok to be appreciated more but nobody hears you
  • wanting to stan xiuchen because “he’s like a wife to me” but wanting minseok to yourself too
  • looking up smut and being confused as to why the most obscure smuts were made
  • getting thirsty and turned on at the incorrect times
  • people not appreciating his vocals
  • people not knowing that under those cute clothes is a fuCKING XIUDADDY READY TO GET YOU PREGNANT THROUGH YOUR EARS
- (signals his ship) Dukat, one to transport. Energize… (nothing happens) Energize!
- Dukat, if you are seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station’s self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.
- This is outrageous!
- You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated, your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace… and try to die like a Cardassian.
—  The single biggest trolling in Star Trek history. From the DS9 episode, Civil Defense.
On Dammek

Haven’t played yet, but everyone’s shitting on Dammek because apparently he’s abusive to Xefros or something, which… shitty.

But what if that’s the point? Ostensibly We’re going to be playing as Dammek in Hauntswitch, so we’ll be seeing things from his perspective. What if during his time on Earth, he learns how people who care about each other SHOULD treat each other. 

One needs to remember that he’s grown up on Alternia, which has a caste system. A very deep, very terrible caste system, which tells trolls of higher blood castes that those lower than them are inherantly worth less than them. People who are upset that this is such an abusive relationship should probably understand that this is probably the norm for relationships on Alternia, whether Blackrom or Redrom, ESPECIALLY between trolls of differing blood castes. But when he travels to Earth, He’ll see what a society that doesn’t adhere to a caste system is like. He’ll probably be confused by the way Jude treats him, and if we interact with other humans too, he can see how toxic adhering to that kind of mindset can be. Hopefully by the end of it, he will come to understand how harmful his actions have been, and apologize to Xefros.

As a child who came from an abusive household, I can’t stress enough how healing it was to have my siblings actually apologize to me years after I’d moved away. To know that someone who hurt you has realized their mistakes and feels remorseful for it, even when you didn’t realize yet that it was abusive, is extremely healing, and helps build relationships back to how they should be.

The other thing to remember is his age. Now, I’m not saying that someone can’t be abusive if they’re too young, all I’m saying is that people grow, learn, and change as they age. I think this is the journey we’ll be taking when we see his side of the story. 

I really hope that things aren’t as bad as what people have said, but if they are, I have a lot of hope that things will get better and he’ll be able to redeem himself by the end of all the games.