trolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeep

GUIZE GUIZE I FIGURED IT OUT. THE WHOLE SEDDIE ARC THING.

So remember how both of Freddie’s break-ups ended in an elevator?

Well, with Carly.. he never said he loved her, but regretted ending things.
With Sam, he didn’t want to make the same mistake- he wanted her to know how he felt.

They got back in the elevator together. and rose up.

Kind of like how my tears tried to suck themselves back in…

He’s been with Carly, Sam, and next up will be Pam.

He likez dem cray cray.

You know.

Plus, this way- he can have a supah bad gf- just likez Sam had jonah. You know wut I mean?

Then Sam will totez fall in lub wid Gibbay.

 

Carls & Brad will make beautifulz fudgeybabiez. 

Spencer will end up wid Lewbertz bc Mrs. Benson is a whole other level of cray cray. u knw wut I mean?

and Dan will make $$ off of our broken heartz.

Seddie forevaz.

Barly forevaz

Sibby wutevaaz.