trollero-deactivated20120113  asked:

jeego/tengo working at a zoo instead of being assassins or hitmen or whatever the correct term is

“You seriously need to get some glasses if you don’t want that to happen again,” Tengo shouted at his colleague as he left to grab a donut fifteen minutes before lunch break.

“What are you talking about?” Jeego yelled back.

The answer became evident when he took one step forward straight onto a monkey’s feces.

doktorsomewhere replied to your post: doktorsomewhere replied to your photo: Oh, uh….


 wheatles replied to your postdoktorsomewhere replied to your photo: Oh, uh….

No you won’t.

 trollero replied to your postdoktorsomewhere replied to your photo: Oh, uh….

no man looks stupid with a beard

You guys just don’t get it:

 followingcaligula replied to your photoOh, uh.  Wow.

He can’t grow a beard, he doesn’t know how…

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