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kuudere-raia  asked:

Envy or Pride

Originally posted by riboku

Envy is like a James Bond villain in the fact that they relish in the fact of how evil they are. They love destroying lives and taunting others. Envy is the one homunculus that I see and instantly think, someone is going to be in misery.

Pride on the other hand, 

Originally posted by lifefibersync

is everything that Envy can be. He’s intimidating and a monstrous threat. But the reason I like him more is the same reason why his father. Wrath, is my favorite of the sins:

Originally posted by hitsuyo

Originally posted by son-of-a-namek

Originally posted by mirayama

Selim is a fucking troll. 

The little brat can put up a front like he cares and is just an innocent child when in reality he’s just as cold blooded as Envy. I love his bright eyed expressions and demeanor when not using his powers. 

It’s like a horror movie when he’s on screen. You know he can murder anyone at anytime and he’s just buying his time. Envy is a sociopath and acts like they’re a blood bitch much to the audience’s entertainment. 

Selim is just, 

Originally posted by neogohann

Originally posted by lifefibersync

Originally posted by lazyfebruary

Originally posted by mangas

Creepy. 

So I DM a game and one of the players is a cat bard who loves to derail every encounter by just convincing the opponents they dont want to fight.

Troll: You little brat! I’ll kill you for that!

Her: I really wish you wouldn’t

Troll: Ok. Well then Ill kill your friends instead! *turns invisible and starts attacking other party members*

Troll: I’ll kill you and take your heads to my king Skalmad! The ruthless Skalmad will rule this land or destroy everthing in his path! Skalmad is the most powerful and awesome leader in all the lands and he will soon be the leader of all!

Her: You seem to have kind of a complex relationship with Skalmad

Troll: He is the great ruler and after I bring him your heads I will be recognized as a loyal fighter!

Her: Oh wait have you ever even met Skalmad? Does he know you exist?

Troll: Well no… I haven’t met him yet but he is very busy destroying everything. And after I kill you he will notice me.

Her: Oh no this doesn’t sound like a very healthy relationship. Your value is not dependent on Skalmads love. I think you really should take a break from this whole Skalmad thing to think about it all. Do you have someone you can talk to about this? How’s your relationship with your father?

Troll: Stops attacking because hes crying too hard

Frozen Let It Go: Tumblr/Fangirl Edition

My dash glows bright on my laptop tonight,

not a fangirl to be seen, 

A tumblr full of fandoms

Loki, is the king

The feels are screaming,

like this great fire inside!

Couldn’t keep them in,

Pinterest knows I tried

Don’t let them in,don’t let them see,

be normal,like you’re supposed to be

conceal the feels, don’t let them show!

Well now they show!

Let it show, let it show!

Can’t hold them back anymore!

Let it show! Let them show!

go and check the blogs once more!

I don’t care care, what they’re going to say!

Let the brats troll on,

I wasn’t popular anyway.

It;s funny how some websites,

make fandoms seem so large

and the ‘friends’ that once would taunt me

are no longer in charge

It’s time to see, what I can make

leaving fanfictions in my wake,

the gif the memes, the post for me,

I’m free!

Let it go! Let it go!

I am one with the twitter feeds!

Let them go! Let it go!

Once in one you never leave!

My OTP,

is all that matters to me!

Let the brats troll on!

The fandoms come into my life-

they are a part of me

This is a passion I want 

Others to glady see

and one thought crystalizes

like an icy blast

I’m never going back,

the past is in the past!

Let it go! Let it go!

 I’ll be on at the break of dawn

Let it go! Let them go!

That normal girl is gone!

Here I am, the real me!

…I wasn’t popular anyway

*sassily opens laptop*

Bruised Knuckles Brought Me Here

Summary: Gavin’s a hacker, not a fighter. Unfortunately he has a penchant for starting bar brawls he can’t finish, and his lack of combat skills makes him an easy target to get at Geoff. Solution? Get him a personal bodyguard.

Michael joined the Fake AH Crew for the money, the fame, the madcap heists. Ending up as a glorified babysitter wasn’t part of the plan, but it’s a means to an end, right? Take care of Gavin for a few weeks, prove himself to Ramsey, and move up in the crew. Simple as that.

(GTA/Bodyguard AU)

AO3

T/W: one minor incident of harrassment

1.

This is where Michael Jones’ life has fucking brought him.

Leaning against the wall in a dark dank alley stinking of refuse, a fucking knife buried hilt-deep in his shoulder, blood running in sticky trails down his arm.

Gavin’s next to him, pressed in close against his side. Michael’s good arm is hooked around his head, hand clapped firmly over his mouth to stop him making a sound. He knows Gavin won’t but right now he doesn’t trust him with fucking anything because it really is his damn fault that they’re in this mess, hiding in some dead-end street filled with garbage skips while a bunch of thugs with guns hunt them down.

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