troll-brat

So I DM a game and one of the players is a cat bard who loves to derail every encounter by just convincing the opponents they dont want to fight.

Troll: You little brat! I’ll kill you for that!

Her: I really wish you wouldn’t

Troll: Ok. Well then Ill kill your friends instead! *turns invisible and starts attacking other party members*

Troll: I’ll kill you and take your heads to my king Skalmad! The ruthless Skalmad will rule this land or destroy everthing in his path! Skalmad is the most powerful and awesome leader in all the lands and he will soon be the leader of all!

Her: You seem to have kind of a complex relationship with Skalmad

Troll: He is the great ruler and after I bring him your heads I will be recognized as a loyal fighter!

Her: Oh wait have you ever even met Skalmad? Does he know you exist?

Troll: Well no… I haven’t met him yet but he is very busy destroying everything. And after I kill you he will notice me.

Her: Oh no this doesn’t sound like a very healthy relationship. Your value is not dependent on Skalmads love. I think you really should take a break from this whole Skalmad thing to think about it all. Do you have someone you can talk to about this? How’s your relationship with your father?

Troll: Stops attacking because hes crying too hard

Frozen Let It Go: Tumblr/Fangirl Edition

My dash glows bright on my laptop tonight,

not a fangirl to be seen, 

A tumblr full of fandoms

Loki, is the king

The feels are screaming,

like this great fire inside!

Couldn’t keep them in,

Pinterest knows I tried

Don’t let them in,don’t let them see,

be normal,like you’re supposed to be

conceal the feels, don’t let them show!

Well now they show!

Let it show, let it show!

Can’t hold them back anymore!

Let it show! Let them show!

go and check the blogs once more!

I don’t care care, what they’re going to say!

Let the brats troll on,

I wasn’t popular anyway.

It;s funny how some websites,

make fandoms seem so large

and the ‘friends’ that once would taunt me

are no longer in charge

It’s time to see, what I can make

leaving fanfictions in my wake,

the gif the memes, the post for me,

I’m free!

Let it go! Let it go!

I am one with the twitter feeds!

Let them go! Let it go!

Once in one you never leave!

My OTP,

is all that matters to me!

Let the brats troll on!

The fandoms come into my life-

they are a part of me

This is a passion I want 

Others to glady see

and one thought crystalizes

like an icy blast

I’m never going back,

the past is in the past!

Let it go! Let it go!

 I’ll be on at the break of dawn

Let it go! Let them go!

That normal girl is gone!

Here I am, the real me!

…I wasn’t popular anyway

*sassily opens laptop*