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EXO Reaction To Another Guy Flirting With You

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Xiumin: “Excuse me, that is my so.”

Luhan: *completely overreacts and goes to defend you like a manly man*

Kris: Wtf is that guy doing? Wait, he’s trying to flirt? Are you sure?


Lay: *confused Yixing*

Baekhyun: “And just what do you think you’re doing with my s/o? hmm?”

Chen: *not taking any of this guy’s shit*

Chanyeol: *watches the situation from afar thinking…*

DO: *begins plotting the guy’s end as Satansoo activates*

Tao: *when you start talking about the guy later*

You: Tao, he was such a sweetheart as he gave me directions and everything!

Kai: Does he know that they’ve already got all of this?

Sehun: Honestly, I don’t even think you can call what that guy’s doing ‘flirting’

So that was my first reaction! Hope you liked it!

EXO Reaction To Dating A Younger Girl

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Anonymous said:

hi beautiful! I was wondering if you could do an EXO reaction to you (gf) being younger then them? /like either they get teased for it or something/ thanks I love you!

Xiumin: *when he finds out*

Xiumin: Oh you are? I don’t see what difference that makes….*mind goes to corrupting your innocence*

*when he gets teased*

Luhan: *when he finds out*

Luhan: I am not surprised *thinking dating a younger girl makes me look manlier*

*when he gets teased*

*we are going to imagine these are middle fingers lovelies*

Kris: *when he finds out*

Kris: That’s because dating younger girls is my style *but how should I know*

*when he gets teased*

Kris: Nah uh, that shit is not gonna fly in this house.

Suho: *when he finds out*

Suho: I probably shouldn’t be thinking something dirty right now…

*when he gets teased*

Suho: Aya, how much shit am I going to have to deal with everyday?

Lay: *when he finds out*

Lay: omg that’s adorable! No wonder you’re so cute

*when he gets teased*

Lay: Shouldn’t we be spreading happiness and love? Yeah?

Baekhyun: *when he finds out*

Baekhyun: so does this mean I can corrupt her?

*when he gets teased*

Baekhyun: oh, you’re just trying to start something. Well I will be finishing it.

Chen: *when he finds out*

Chen: Oh my god, I never thought you were younger!

*when he gets teased*

Chen: oh, it’s so cute that you think I care about what you think.

Chanyeol: *when he finds out*

Chanyeol: so does that mean that one time we did…a long time ago…was that illegal?

*when he gets teased*

Chanyeol: You are starting to piss me off right now, but don’t forget, I am the one with a girlfriend. There’s nothing else you can say to that.

DO: *when he finds out*

DO: Oh that just makes you cuter to me, why would you be embarrassed about it?

*when he gets teased*

DO: Baekhyun, you know how I resist killing you, that just a whole lot harder to control. Prepare yourself.

Tao: *when he finds out*

Tao: oh that is an interesting development…hehehe

*when he gets teased*

Tao: I am just going to ignore you and your big ass mouth, Sehun.

Kai: *when he finds out*

Kai: Why would I care about your age when I just care about you?

*when he gets teased*

Kai: Aish you guys already tease me about being young, but my girlfriend too?

Sehun: *when he finds out*

Sehun: age doesn’t mate a difference to me, sweetheart.

*on the inside*

Sehun: yehet!! Finally someone around that’s younger than me!!

*when he gets teased*

Sehun: oh, are we going to be teasing now? Because being it, I have a ton more dirt on you than you could have on me.

EXO Reaction To You Harmonizing with Them On A Slow Song

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Anonymous said:

could you do an Exo react to when they’re they’re singing one of their songs (like a slower song like What is Love or Miracles in December) and you start to harmonize with them. Sorry if it’s so specific

Xiumin: *stumbles over the lines a bit with surprise before he continues, smiling at you*

Luhan: *he continues but the entire time he’s trying to process how you managed to keep your singing skills from him*

Kris: *in this one you’re harmonizing with the song bc he doesn’t really sing much in either What Is Love or Miracles In December from what I can tell* what the freaking frack is happening right now? Why are they harmonizing to their songs? 

Suho: *immediately starts freaking out like a proud papa at a soccer game still trying to sing, but ultimately failing at keeping his focus*

Lay: oh hello there! You have a pretty voice! *he thinks while still singing*

Baekhyun: oh alright…You’re gonna sing with me…Not like this is basically my song if it weren’t for that DO bastard in the Korean version. Sure…just like…take over my song.

Chen: Oh my god, you are so cute! Can do you do our other songs too? Take Luhan’s parts since he left and let’s go again!

Chanyeol: Ok now I’m going to play guitar and you are going to sing ok? I’ll sing with you and everything, ready go.

DO: Oh my god, they’re so good… they could replace Byun in this part and make my life so much easier!

Tao: You know what,, I think we should do a duet together. We should definitely do it. Get it? Yes, definitely.

Kai: *immediately stops singing to listen* No no no,  you’re good, keep going. Ignore me!

Sehun: I don’t know about your singing,no one can best me…

You: Do you always have to be a brat?

Sehun: *immediately becomes fluffy to apologize for being a brat* No, I like your voice. Come here baby…

You: That’s more like it.

EXO Reaction To Hiding Their Love Bites/Bite Marks/Back Scratches From Their GF

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Anonymous said:

Exo reaction to having to hide the love bites on their neck and/ or scratches on their back from their girlfriend ! Thank you, I love your blog so so much btw :)

So I kind of made this a double one where they inevitably get found out by the other members, and so there’s also their reaction to that as well :3 Because I thought it would be hilarious and funny 

Xiumin: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Xiumin: No, don’t come near me! Ah! Nothing to see here Byun! Move along move along!

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Xiumin: Well now that you all know, you know who is getting some yeah? 

Luhan: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Luhan: let me just walk through the dorm and hopefully no one will look too closely at my neck…hehehe…oh god…why does there have to be eleven of them? What am I supposed to hide from eleven people I live with?

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Luhan: Please don’t tell anyone! Let’s keep this quiet! Y/N can never know this happen!

Kris: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Kris: I’ll just straighten out my shirt and no one will know. Just do it carefully Yifan…

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Kris: *slowly watches the very fabric of his life seemingly fall apart before him as the inescapable teasing begins.*

Suho: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Suho: act normal and they will not know. Just be normal. Act like you do not have very obvious marks from last night just under your clothes.

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Suho: Kids please stop saying how daddy got dirty with future mommy last night.

Lay: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Lay: it’s not like they like messing with your neck or anything…They won’t notice the hickey there for sure…hehehe….ahhh…

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Lay: Yes! Ok yes! I did naughty stuff last night!

Baekhyun: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Baekhyun: Nobody come near me! Ah!! *runs away like a child*

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Baekhyun: Well now that you all know that I’m getting some, you can all bow down to the master!

Chen: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Chen: let’s just hope that Xiuhan are to busy to look at the back of my neck right now… Just be cool and it will and be ok and the marks will fade in a couple days.

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Chen: *when they start talking about his girlfriend in a way chenchen is not fond of* Do you want to keep talking? I’ll leave marks on you, too, a completely different kind.

Chanyeol: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Chanyeol: do not react. Just stay perfectly still. They’re like dinosaurs. If they sense movement, they pounce.

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Chenyeol: *screaming* no! No one say anything! There is nothing there! Nothing! It’s all an illusion! Nooo!

DO: *when he’s trying to hide them*

DO: No one better touch me or come near me. I am not in the mood. *acting all Satansoo to scare them away*

*when he gets found out by the other members*

DO: *awkward squishy soo* Hahaha…What is that? I don’t know what those are! hehe haha… Want me to cook? I’ll cook and we forget all of this!

Tao: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Tao: *wears a scarf and hits people with it so they stay away.* no one is seeing the hickey on my neck today!

*when he gets found by the other members*

Tao: *when Sehun sees and will not stop making fun of him*

Kai: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Kai: they will never see the hickeys with all these layers on. I finally beat those hyungs*

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Kai: deny deny deny those are not hickeys. Nope. I don’t know what they are. Maybe something’s wrong with your eyes.

Sehun: *when he’s trying to hide them*

Sehun: What’s that? Hahaha! Really funny hyung! use the pillow! use the pillow and no one shall see!

*when he gets found out by the other members*

Sehun: That’s right. I’m getting laid. And it’s hot and heavy. I’m Oh Sehun

EXO Reaction When Their GF Does Something Unintentionally Sexy

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EXO reaction to their girlfriend doing something unintentionally sexy e.g. taking their hair out of a ponytail or pulling their shirt up as they take their jumper off :D I couldn’t seem to think of great examples but I hope you get the idea!

This is my dirty mind talking but how intentional would this be given EXO? Hmm? Granted I like teasing the boyfriends I have had so I could just be a pervert… Definitely dirty minded. Friends have blamed it on my dirty blonde hair. Again, I like to think I’m funny when I’m not.

Xiumin: Oh hey… That’s hot…I’ll just stand here and enjoy the view *he thinks to himself as he watches you fluffing your hair while you work*

 Luhan: oh hey, Luhan likey… *he thinks as you flip your hair during a break while you were attempting to play football against him*

Kris: I’ll just be here then…And she manages this unintentionally… Aish…Calm down Kris for Christ’s sake! *he thinks as he looks at while while you suck your lip into your mouth while reading your textbook*

Suho: *on the outside stays cool but on the inside…* I hope she knows what she’s doing to me right now otherwise my upcoming behavior will come as a great shock *he thinks to himself as he watches you dancing absentmindedly while you do the dishes*

Lay: I shall be here, hugging my guitar to control myself, so I do not subcomb to these feelings. *he thinks to himself watching you pursing and unpursing your lips while you read*

Baekhyun: Oh Y/N, look at this… Why don’t we… ;) *he cannot last while he watches your shirt catch in your hoodie while you take it off*

Chen: why does she do this to me without even trying? Aish…how could I hope to control myself if she did do it on purpose? *he thinks to himself while watching you shake out your hair to dry it*

Chanyeol: AYA this girl is going to be the death of me one day! *you were just twisting your hair up into a bun but he still got turned on*

DO: You: Kyungsoo, what are you suddenly doing on the bed?

DO: No reason, but why don’t you join me? *all you’d done was stand up to reach something and as your arm lifted up your midriff had been exposed*

Tao: Oh jagi, why don’t we do something more interesting? *he says after watching you let your hair down*

Kai: this girl…Being all innocent as she drives me crazy… *fumes to himself while you continue to dance a little while you clean*

Sehun: ah damn Sehun, just play it cool. Don’t let it show that you think it’s sexy when she licks her lips and fluffs her hair while she reads. She’ll torture you with it for sure. No, just sit here like your sexy self and she’ll come to you.

EXO Reaction To You Sleeping In Only Their Shirts And Underwear

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Anonymous said:

First of all I love your blog. Eet es perfect! Can you please do an exo reaction to you getting into bed with them to go to sleep only wearing one of their t-shirts and your underwear? Haha… this is what I wear to bed so I was just curious >///<’ :3 Thank youuuu~

*in the interest of oversharing this is what I wear to bed and I always steal my boyfriend’s shirts when I have boyfriends*

Xiumin: *cute response*

Xiumin: Oh that’s a good look on you! I hope I get to see it again!

*Perv response*

Xiumin: Well since that’s my shirt, I might need it back but I’ll help you take it off, hmm?

Luhan: *cute response*

Luhan: Oh that’s my shirt! Are you wearing it to bed? Oh!

*perv response*

Luhan: I think I’ll have to  be taking that back now…..

Kris: *cute response*

Kris: *gets flustered, does not know how to act or walk apparently*

*perv response*

Kris: And now we are going to the bed and you are keeping that on!

Suho: *cute response*

Suho: Oh that’s my shirt they’re wearing….How am I supposed to act now…Right..Just ignore it. Nothing is strange right now, nothing at all.

*perv response*

Suho: You. me. bed. now.

Lay: *cute response*

Lay: Hello baby,  you really good in my clothes. it took my breath away.

*perv response*

Lay: well I know what I want to do when we get into bed…

Baekhyun: *cute response*

You: Baekhyun, are you ready for bed?

Baekhyun: yeah, I’m coming. *walks into bedroom* are those my clothes.

You: Yeah…?

Baekhyun: Oh looks good *smiles* let’s go to bed then…

*perv response*

Baekhyun: Are you trying to tell me that you want to feel me all over your skin?

You: what?

Baekhyun: Too late…we’re going to bed, now, and that shirt might be coming off.

Chen: *cute response*

Chen: Oh you’re wearing my shirt to bed?

You: Did you want me to wear my own clothes or something?

Chen: Oh no, from now on you can wear my shirt to sleep from now on.

*perv response*

Chen: Well sweetie, if you want to go to bed, we can go to bed but we are not going to sleep.

Chanyeol: *cute response*

Chanyeol: If you wanted to sleep in my shirts, I would have given you some earlier. I have to say, I do like this.

*perv response*

Chanyeol: I hope they know what they do to me…Because there are a lot of things I want to do with them in that shirt and none of the ones at the top of this list are sleeping…

DO: *cute response*

DO: Oh you’re going to wear my shirt to sleep….

*perv response*

DO: Maybe I’ll just have to take that off of you since it is mine…

Tao: *cute response*

Tao: Oh yeah, gucci definitely looks good on you…

*perv response*

Tao: oh you have no idea what you’re in for for doing this.

Kai: *cute response*

Kai: Oh my shirt! Oh ok! Uh…*awkward laughter*

*perv response*

Kai: with you wearing that, I can’t promise that we’ll be getting sleep tonight.

Sehun: *cute response*

Sehun: *little confused with how to respond* oh yes, you look good. Cute, yes…Cute…Hahaha.

*perv response*

Sehun: I hope you know what you are getting yourself into with me.

EXO Reaction Losing Their Short Girlfriend In A Crowd And Then Finding Her

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Anonymous said:

oh my god i love your blog * fangirl a bit * can I get a reaction to EXO loosing their short girlfriend in a big crowd and then finding her again ? :D

Let’s be honest here guys, this would be me with EXO. This is also me in the hall looking for my short friends. Short people trying to find short people in a crowd of tall people does. not. work. Just like, in case you couldn’t guess. #i don’t have a ton of heels to solve this problem #pssh 

Xiumin: *when he realizes he lost you*

Xiumin: great job, genius. You lost your girlfriend in a crowd of tall people. And you have no idea how find her again. *still starts looking for you while dialing your number* 

*when he finds you* 

Hello Y/N look who found you! *once he realizes the girl he is hugging is in fact you, feels really proud of himself and relieved he hadn’t hugged a stranger*

You: Oh look, my boyfriend, aka the guy who lost me. *you say to sass him before you turn around and hug him yourself, feeling relieved that he managed to find you*

Luhan: *when he realizes he lost you*

Luhan: I must look for Y/N with my all seeing googles. Then I will find her and she will see I am her manly man. Yes, good plan, Luhan. And she will love you for finding her and forget that you’re the one who lost her.

*when he finds you aka the second he sees you and then proceeds to tackle you over in a hug, victorious in his quest*

Kris: *when he realizes he lost you*

Kris: oh shit. How the hell am I supposed to see her when she’s short? Aya! All I see are heads and she’s shorter than average people’s heads. Damn it, you’re supposed to be tall and use the height to find your girlfriend. Aish…I’ll just hope she can see me in my giant-ness.

*when he finds you*

You: Yifan! Did you even try to look for me?

Kris: How the hell am I supposed to look for you? You’re short!

You: I know I’m short, idiot. But you’re tall! Can’t you use it?

Kris: Stop yelling at me, at least we found each other!

Suho: *when he realizes he lost you*

Suho: Right. Now I can find her and save the day without using my money just to show her that I can do things without money! Yes!

*When he finds you*

Suho: And there she is!

You: *crying because you couldn’t find him or see where you were and it was just stressful and as time wore on, you broke down* Where did you go?

Suho: perhaps buying her something will make her feel better *he thinks to himself while you collect yourself again in his arms*

Lay: *when he realizes he lost you*

Lay: *screaming into the towel freaking out before he goes to find you*

*When he finds you*

*comes up to you where you are sitting on a park bench, watching the people walk by hoping one is lay*

Lay: Hey there Jagi, are you ok?

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You: Yeah, I’m fine. Can we hold hands now so this doesn’t happen again?

Lay: Of course baby. *fluffy unicorn*

Baekhyun: *when he realizes he lost you*

Baekhyun: Oops…Time to go find her. Maybe I should stand on a bench.

*when he finds you*

Baekhyun: So you’re not mad that I lost you because I found you right?

You: *glare*

Baekhyun: Hey I know! Let’s get ice cream! hehehe

Chen: *when he realizes he lost you*

Chen: Right, so did anyone happen to see where she went? No? Great.

*when he finds you*

Chen: hey baby! I found you!

You: God Chen! I was so worried and I couldn’t find you anywhere! *you say hugging him happily*

Chen: I mean, a kiss would show how happy you are a lot better, yeah?

Chanyeol: *when he realizes he lost you*

Chanyeol: *reaction king mode on full blast* Oh god! What have I done? She’s so small she could get hurt!!

*when he finds you*

Chanyeol: And now that I’ve found you, you can’t get rid of me! Haha, never gonna lose you again!

DO: *when he realizes he lost you*

DO: *going about the place like normal until moment he realies* how the hell am I supposed to find her? I’m not tall either! !*$&%&^@^

*when he finds you*

DO: ah yes Kyungsoo you did it! you did it! you did it! 

Tao: *when he realizes he lost you*

Tao: How could I let this happen? Chen, I’m terrible!

Chen: We can go look for her…It’s ok.

*when he finds you*

Tao: Ah yessss! I did it! Best boyfriend ever! Haha!

Kai: *when he realizes he lost you*

Kai: Aish…Where did she say she was going again? I was thinking about chicken and if there would be anything for my dogs in that pet store…Aish…Where oh where to look for that girl.

*when he finds you*

Kai: I’m so glad I found you! Now let’s go home where I can’t lose you!

You: Kai, I told you where I was going

Kai: *awkward laughter*

Sehun: *when he realizes he lost you*

Sehun: Op she’s lost again. Just perfect. Now I have to deal with this. *sigh*

*when he finds you*

Sehun: *mocking you because he is a brat* Ah! Oh stop your freaking out! I found you! Just calm down, jeesh.

EXO Reaction When They Go To Introduce You To The Other Members

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Xiumin: They’re attractive right? See? I got myself a good one. Jealous?

Luhan: *the second someone started talking about all the things that Luhan did backstage, in the dorm, etc…*

Luhan: they are going to hear all the embarrassing stories. Oh god. This won’t end well. I will never hear the end

Kris: And now they’ve swarmed them and they’re ignoring me. When is she going to give me some attention? Right… Not anytime soon. I’ll just stand here then, ignored.

Suho: Kids please stop calling them mom

Suho To You: They’re just being ridiculous, I swear. Ignore them.

Lay: “Oh you think you’d be great with them? Hahaha, no. Never. Ever.”

Baekhyun: *Afterwards when you will not stop talking about how great they all are and attractive*

Baekhyun: Maybe this was not a good idea…

Chen: *The second Luhan gets a little too friendly*

Chanyeol: “No! No touching them! Stop it! Hands off! Byun I see you!”

DO: “This. Is. What. You. Get. For. Hitting. On. And. Touching. My S/O.”

Tao: *you are Suho here* “This is my s/o and they are pretty and they are mine and none of you can have them. Miiine.”

Kai: Oh no they are embarrassing me. Oh but at least they like them. I can put up with the embarrassment if they get along and no one mentions how I sometimes sleep with DO.

Sehun: That’s right. I know what you’re all thinking; Yehet!

EXO Reaction To Walking In On Their GF Changing

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Anonymous said:

exo reaction to accidentally walking in on you while you were changing? thank you :)

I made this two different reactions, one where he’s your friend and is therefore surprised and one where he’s your boyfriend and therefore more turned on…

Xiumin: *when your friends*

Oh did anyone else see that? No? Oh good, now just one more peek…

*when you’re dating*

Xiumin: this is just a thought baby, but why don’t we continue this?

Luhan: *when you’re friends*

Luhan: Oh HAI!!! Don’t mind me! I’m just leaving!  Cute bra by the way! Bye!

*when you’re dating*

Luhan: *the return of pervhan* oh hey there jagiya, just ignore me. I’m not here. I am just a fly on the wall that’s really enjoying the view…

Kris: *when you’re friends*

Kris: Oh that’s the kind of bra she wears? Oh that’s a sexier kind than I thought she wore!

*when you’re dating*

Kris: Do you think she’s noticed me yet or can I keep enjoying this? Oh she’ll probably kill me for watching her like a creep…..Hehehehe….But you did well Yifan.

Suho: *When you’re friends*

Suho: whoa there I was not expecting her to look like that without her clothes on…

*when you’re dating*

Suho: Hey there baby, I’m just going to lock this door like you should and you don’t really have to keep putting on clothes…

Lay: *when you’re friends*

Lay: Oh she’s changing! I should go now! Oh but she looked good…No Lay, leaving you are leaving.

*when you’re dating*

Suho: Oh don’t mind me, I can wait until you finish Jagiya

Baekhyun: *when you’re friends*

Baehyun: oh this is an unexpected turn of events…

*when you’re dating*

Baekhyun: Time to start taking it off Jagiya, I locked the door.

Chen: *when you’re friends*

Chen: Oh you’re changing! I did not mean to do this! I’m leaving! I’m not looking, I’m leaving!!

*when you’re dating*5

Chen: Maybe it’s just the sudden heat in this room but maybe we should consider taking clothes off rather than putting them on..

Chanyeol: *when you’re friends*

Chanyeol: Oh Sorry!!! I’m leaving! Gone! Gone!

*when you’re dating*

Chanyeol: Hey, how about I join you in here?

DO: *when you’re friends*

DO: You were changing in here? Why didn’t you lock the door???

*when you’re dating*

DO: Oh is that what’s happening in here? Care if I join in?

Tao: *when you’re friends*

Tao: Oh that’s where you were…I thought you’d left…

You: Get out!! Pervert!

Tao: Oh right, now I’m going….Bye!

*when you’re dating*

Tao: so is there anything I can help with or should I just stay here and enjoy the show?

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Kai: *when you’re friends*

Kai: Oh you were changing in here! I’m so sorry! Ahhh…. Right I’m leaving!

*when you’re dating*

Kai: You can come over here and I’ll help you with taking those off ;)

Sehun: *when you’re friends*

Sehun: Oh shit! You’re changing in here! *totally unprepared for that and everything in his hands falls to the ground*

*when you’re dating*

Sehun: It might just be my opinion, but you should be taking that off not putting it on…

Once again my dirty mind comes out and I am left questioning if I am a pervert…

EXO Reaction To The Princes At Disneyland Flirting With You

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Anonymous said:

How Would EXO React if you go to Disneyland with them and the princes started flirting with you constantly? Please and thank you!!! ^-^

*I can express in words how wonderful this request is!*

Xiumin: *This first time it happens*

Xiumin: it’s ok though, maybe it’s just a hornball

*after it keeps happening*

Prince: You know what I think, I think you should leave this little guy!

Xiumin: Excuse me?

You: Oh, are you seriously about to get into it right here?

Luhan: *when it first happens*

Luhan: *just mumbles complaints to himself*

*after it keeps happening*

Prince: You should spending your day with a prince rather than a princess.

Luhan: Excuse you, I am a prince and I am manly and Y/N, we are leaving.

Kris: *when it first happens*

Kris: I don’t care. I am still better than you.

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: You have to leave this cold guy for me. I’ll be sure to treat you like a princess.

Kris: No more, nah uh, we’re done, we’re leaving these princes behind.

Suho: *when it first happens*

Suho: Do you know even see me standing here holding her hand?

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: I can show you a much better time than this guy can.

Suho: *gif*

Lay: *when it first happens*

Lay: I do not like this.

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: Why are you hanging out with him when you could be with me?

Lay: Alright,  now it’s on like wanton.

Baekhyun: *When it first happens*

Baekhyun: I’m going to have to ask you to step away from my girlfriend.

*after it keeps happening*

Prince: You should leave this short stack and let me give you the keys to the castle.

Baekhyun: what the hell? Keys to the castle? How lame are you? And finally, this is my girlfriend, she is my princess, not yours so now you will stepping off.

Chen: *when it first happens*

Chen: Nope, no putting your hands on my girlfriend.

*after it keeps happening*

Prince: I’m a lot better than that shortie boyfriend of yours.

Chen: Nope. Not happening. You must be ten feet away from her. No flirting.

Chanyeol: *when it first happens*

Chanyeol: I really don’t think you need to be flirting with my girlfriend. *intimidates with height*

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: You’re so pretty, you should consider working here and being my princess.

Chanyeol: I see our little chat before didn’t work, so let’s go have another one, a private one that’s a lot less polite

DO: *when it first happens*

DO: oh look at all the cute kids and everyone wearing the ears, hold up. Why is that prince talking to my girlfriend?

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: Your boyfriend’s a little stoic, if you were my girlfriend, I’d be nothing but smiles.

DO: When I finally start killing people, that guy is second on the list after that Byun bastard.

Tao: *when it first happens*

Tao: No, she would never leave me for you.

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: Your boyfriend’s a little bit of a scaredy-cat. You should be with me and I would protect you with my amazing sword skills.

Tao: sword skills my ass. I know wushu you prick.

Kai: *when it first happens*

Kai: is he seriously flirting with her?

*when it keeps happening*

Prince: You’re so  beautiful you could be a princess, do you want to be my princess?

Kai: that’s so cute. he thinks she’s leave this for his sorry butt.

Sehun: *when it first happens*

Sehun: That guy is so lucky that I am trying to have a good time…

*when it keeps happening*

Prince. Since your boyfriends a brat, why don’t you hang out with me here as my princess?

Sehun: Ok I have had enough of this. No, she will not be spending her day with you because she is spending it with me on one of the rare times I get to be with her, ok? Ok. 

EXO Reaction When They’re Scared Of Disappointing Their GF

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leagreenly said:

Hi can you do a reaction in which they are afraid of disappointing you (their gf) because of something they might have messed up ? I hope it’s understandable ^-^ Thank you :*

It’s totally understandable love! Here it is!

Some of the things I made them do are more serious whereas others are not very serious.

Xiumin: I just hope she doesn’t hate me. It’s not like I meant to run into my ex…And then she started talking and fans showed up…I didn’t even want to see her. I hope Y/N will understand when I tell her…Oh…How do I even tell her?

Luhan: Y/N…There’s something I have to tell you..

You: Oh sure, Luhan, just go ahead.

Luhan: I don’t want you to hate me or feel disappointed in me…But there are going to some pictures in an ad campaign and for the campaign, I was with another model, a female model and we had to get pretty intimate at the shoot. I tried to keep things from getting like that but the company wanted it and I just…I don’t want you to see them when they come out and think I lied.

You: Luhan, I know that’s your job. You have to do a lot of stuff. Sure, I might not be comfortable with it but I will never hate you for it. Ok?

Kris: Y/N before I tell you, I just want you to know that I don’t want to lose you and I don’t even think I can…But my negotiations with SM fell through and…well, if it turns out that I have to go back, they’re going to try to control me and I won’t be able to see you and…I’m sorry I couldn’t do more to prevent that…

You: Silly, I know that’s not your fault. I’ll be right here through all of this and more, ok? Whatever happens with SM, I’ll be here for you.

Suho: *right after he has to shoot a music video scene where he kisses a girl (it was a stage kiss so no real kissing but it looks real)* oh god, how do I explain this to Y/N? How do I tell her? oh god, oh god, oh god…

Lay: this is going to be the last straw. All she asked me to do was clean out the dishwasher and then I have to leave it open so Chanyeol runs into it and breaks the dishes. Y/N is not going to be happy.

Baekhyun: *comes in to see the cake he’d gotten for you, the one you asked for so you two could celebrate your 100 day anniversary, getting eaten by the other EXO-K members* Oh how do I explain that this happened to Y/N? Oh she’s gonna kill me for letting this happen! Granted she also knows them and probably half-expected this to happen….

Chen: Jagiya, before I tell you what happened, I want you to know that I love you and I care about you and I didn’t mean for it to happen.

You: Chen, what happened?

Chen: I accidently ate your last chocolate chip cookie!

You: I can make more, you know.

Chen: Oh good! So you’re not mad! But I am not letting you go just yet.

Chanyeol: Byun, what do you mean you broke it? What did you break?

Baekhyun: You know that thing in the box that was sitting by the door with Y/N’s name on it? Yeah…That.

Chanyeol: I want to kill that kid. *goes to hit his head on the wall, partly overreacting* You know that was her birthday present, right? The one I spent weeks working and custom designing for her? You do know that, right?

Baekhyun: I’ll pay for it, once I get the next pay check…

Chanyeol: What good does that do? Her birthday is in three days!

DO: No, get me out of here! I do not want to be here when she sees that the others made a mess in her kitchen.

You: Kyungsoo? Where are you? Oh my god, what exploded in here?

DO: Get me out of here now! AH!

You: I’ll just wait for DO to come back so he can clean this mess up.

DO: Aish…

Tao: *doing something with the guys that escalates into something he knows you will not really approve of and he only really realizes it when you ask him when he comes home what he was doing all day*

You: Tao, what were you up to?

Tao: Oh well we were…oh shit, she won’t like that we were hanging out with all the female idols until late…

You: Tao?

Tao: Don’t be mad…

Kai: When she sees the mess my dogs made in her living room, Y/N will not be fan of them for sure. They even ripped open one of the pillows. I knew I shouldn’t have left them in here supervised by Baekhyun and Sehun… Hopefully she’ll understand and let me replace the pillow…and the rug.

Sehun: How do I explain that another idol just innocently asked me to run lines with her for her TV show and it was a kiss scene and before I could stop it, she was already “rehearsing” it and people took pictures? How do I admit that to her? God, I feel like I betrayed her. I don’t want to lose her over a situation I couldn’t control. But I should have been able to control it. Stupid Sehun.

EXO Reaction To Meeting Your Little Sibling

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*Also… the sibling here is a bit of a brat just because I thought it would be funny and I’m the youngest in my entire family and I have experience with that.*

Xiumin: aren’t you so adorable and look at your cheeks! They’re just like mine!

Y/L/S: Don’t touch me. Just because my older sister lets you get away with being…whatever weird behavior that is…does not mean I will. Do. Not. Touch Me.

Xiumin to you later: Did you know your sister can be a little like Kyungsoo when he’s mad?

Luhan: *Your sister actually loves him, she just wants him to play pretty pretty princess with her. She’s even insisting he use the pink tiara.*

Luhan: No, I am a manly man!

Y/L/S: Please? *biggest puppy dog eyes ever*

Luhan: Fine…

*later, with the pink tiara on his head he mutters to himself*


Y/L/B: What does my sister see in you? I mean, yeah you’re tall but you’re also a dork.

Kris: I hate to brag but I am a dragon and I can fly.

Y/L/B: You can’t fly.

Kris: well I can’t actually tell you what your sister sees in me…hehe…so what do you want me to do?

Suho: so little guy, what kind of stuff do you like? Do you like video games? Dinosaur toys? Stuffed animals? I can buy you whatever you like to get you to like me.

Y/L/B: Oh now I get it, my sister likes your money!

Y/N: Suho, you know I don’t. I don’t even let you buy me stuff I don’t need or anything designer. *you say to reassure him, glaring at your brother who might just get his butt kicked in a nerf gun war later for his behavior* 

Lay: So your sister said you like stuffed toys so I brought you one!

Y/L/S: What even is that thing? *she will ultimately fall for his angelic nature, don’t worry*

Baekhyun: *him and your little brother actually get along really well and decide to team up to troll you*

Baekhyun: so we should totally…*whisper in your bother’s ear*

You: this might not have been my best idea.

Chen: Come on, you have to like this! See! When I was your age I loved this!

Y/L/B: *unamused*

You: Don’t mind him, he hasn’t matured past that age fourteen.

Chanyeol: *to your little sister* it’s on, girl. I will get you to like me, just you wait and see.

DO: *watching your brother start to misbehave once you leave the room*

DO: isn’t bad  enough that I live with a group of idiots already??

Tao: *is quickly getting fed up with your brother’s shit*

Kai: *when your brother pulls out the nerf guns and starts making his own base fort in the basement*

Kai: No! I am outta here! Hide Y/N! Hide!

Sehun: you have to hold back Sehun! You cannot be a brat to her brother! Even if that little twerp deserves it! No!

So might make a cuter version of this but yeah!

EXO Reaction To You Carrying Around A Totoro Plushie Around

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Anonymous said:

Exo react to you always carries a totoro plushie around?

Xiumin: *Pretend you are Lay* since they always carry you around, Totoro, I can’t hold their hand or anything myself. You are taking over my role. Silly plushie. You’re not a man. You’re not their boyfriend. And now I can’t even hold their hand because of you. Aish…

Luhan: See? I have my own plushie too! Aren’t they cute! And they can be together like we are! Our plushies are cute and we are cute! <3

You *giggling*: So my manly man has a plushie?

Luhan: Yes I do. And you do too. Everyone has plushies. Everyone has cute plushies.

Kris: *this is a sheep, not an angelic girl or at least it is here because he carries a sheep plushie around* Oh I like your plushie! It’s just like mine!

You: You have a plushie?

Kris: Of course I do, I take it when I travel.

You: What kind of plushie is it?

Kris: A sheep.

And because I think Kris and his sheep is adorable and I want to hug both of them.

Suho: You’re so cute with your plushie! Aw! And look I can be cute too! read: love me too! love me too like you love your plushie!

Lay: this is so cute. Would she be mad if I took a picture?

Baekhyun: Y/N, pay attention to me! You know I love you. Cuddle me too… Don’t just pay attention to your plushie and forget me

Chen: Look at my cute s/o and their cute plushie! Oh I could just hug you forever!

Chanyeol: *when you come over with a plushie for him too*

Chanyeol: Oh it’s so cute! And I can take it with me on tour and it will remind me of you and add it to my collection! Oh this is so perfect! Thank you!

DO: *it is too cute for Kyungsoo to handle*

Tao: *totally jealous of the plushie* You know, I’m here too. A warm-blooded man. I mean… I can do things plushies can’t. 

Kai: The way you feel for your plushie is how I feel for my dogs and it’s just too cute!

Sehun: Don’t you want to cuddle and be cute with me too? See? I’m cute and squishy too!

EXO Reaction When Their Kids Are Getting Bad Grades And Don’t Really Care

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Anonymous said:

Helloo~ I was wondering if you could please do a reaction where EXO’s kids are having bad grades at school and they (the kids) don’t really care? I thought this could be funny (yeah I know I have a bad sense of humor) I’m sorry if this is difficult to understand…I tried to formulate the things as easy as I could. Sorry for my mistakes if there are any. I love your blog! Thank you <3 ^^

*You’re all good for the mistakes and this is a two part reaction where they find out about the bad grades and then find out their kid does not care*

Xiumin: *when he finds out about the grades*

Xiumin: why is he getting grades like this? He’s smarter than some of the members?

*when he learns that his kid doesn’t care*

Xiumin: Are you serious right now? Nah uh, nope. You are going to care and you are fix this.

Luhan: *when he finds out about the grades*

Luhan: And we are talking about my son? My kid? He’s the one getting bad grades? *also panicking about who is going to tell you about this*

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

*as he kid walks away, just basically ignoring him*

Kris: *when he finds out about the grades*

*talking to you about it*

Kris: Our son getting bad grades is not my fault.

You: I didn’t say it was but you have to be the to fix it. He’s not listening to me.

Kris: Why do I have to do it? He’s your son too!

You: Yifan!!

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Kris: ah fuck, now what do I tell my wife?

Suho: *when he finds out about the grades*

Suho: I don’t see why we can’t just…fix it with money.

You: Are you serious right now?

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*


Lay: *when he finds out about the grades*

Lay: wait, what’s going on?

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Explaining the situation to you later: Yes, isn’t it an unfortunate situation?

Baekhyun: *when he finds out about the grades*

Baekhyun: No, just let me call your mother about this. Then we will figure out just what to do with you.

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Baekhyun: well that’s too bad because now you have to care. Now get to work.

Chen: *when he finds out about the grades*

Chen: Oh great…I just know my wife is going to blame me for distracting him during exam week.

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Chen: Nope, don’t even try. I am not taking that bullshit. Get to work.

Chanyeol: *when he finds out about the grades*

Chanyeol: Honey I am just surprised as you. Please don’t hit me..

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Chanyeol: Oh great! now she is really gonna kill me…

DO: *when he finds out about the grades*

DO: what is happening right now? My son’s grades are what??

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

DO: is he freaking kidding me right now?

Tao: *when he finds out about the grades*

Tao: I don’t know what’s going on right now. He’s risking his future. Oh my boy…

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Kai: *when he finds out about the grades*

Kai: oh I am so not sticking around for when Y/N finds out.

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Kai: Grades are important mister! Now you are going to march your butt up to your room to do your homework!

Sehun: *when he finds out about the grades*

Sehun: this kid is so dead when Y/N finds out. And I’m probably dead too. Great.

*when he learns his kid doesn’t care*

Sehun: Ohhh boy, you didn’t just go there. You’re in for it now!

EXO Reaction To Dating A Noona

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Anonymous said:

could you do an exo reaction to them dating a noona (older girl)? :D

*this one is perfection. Thank you for the perfect request*

Xiumin: are you guys impressed? Yeah? And she’s a great girl. And I know what else you’re thinking hehehe

Luhan: *pervhan all day everyday*

Jealous Sehun: How’d you even get an older girlfriend? You’re ancient!

Luhan: Mad skills that you are too young to understand!

*just because I could*

Kris: What do you mean you’re older than me? How is that possible? You look like your twelve. *blushes because he’s a bit embarrassed but also finds it attractive*

Suho: what the hell? How is that possible? Oh my god, is this behavior appropriate for a leader? 

Lay: *is very into it for some reason* Well then…What kind of wisdom do you have to show me?

Baekhyun: *once again we return to how Byun is the master, especially when it comes to Noonas* hahaha that’s right. I am the master now and forever.

Chen: *him and his documented thing for noonas* wait you’re a noona? Are you serious? OMG!

Chanyeol: That’s right. And I got you with my sideburns.

You: No, trust me it wasn’t the sideburns

Chanyeol: Still gonna tell the guys I got a noona with my sideburns.

DO: *squishy soo that does not know how to respond* oh you’re a noona? hahaha. What? Noona? what do I do now??

Tao: *to his his hyungs later* that’s right bitches, I’m dating a noona and I’m part of the maknae line. Be jealous.

Kai: I’m not all that surprised. I am attracted to mature women. Plus I hang around with a lot of older guys so…I mean…

 Sehun: *happy Sehun is happy and cocky sehun is cocky and bratty*

EXO Reaction To You Fangirling Over Seventeen

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Anonymous said:

exo reaction to you fangirling over seventeen

*what I learned from this is that I  consider most of EXO to be easily jealous and possessive also I don’t know a lot about seventeen so sorry for my ignorance!*

Xiumin: yeah sure…fine whatever…just fangirl over another k-pop group. They’re not even that great. I’m way cuter than any of them and a much better dancer…

Luhan: They’re gonna make me do their vocals aren’t they? they definitely are. They said they missed me singing in EXO so now they’re going to make me sing these songs too….Well, it’s fine if it’ll make them smile.

Kris: that fool is the meaning of a phrase once a fan girl always a fan girl. At least the EXO posters covering the walls are gone…They were seriously making me feel guilty…

Suho: *when you show him their songs* These are good, would you like to meet a couple of the members? I’m sure I can set that up! Just give me that adorable smile like this!

Lay: *when he comes over to see all the posters* Ok but when you called saying you got really into k-pop I was expecting my group…And it’s like they’re all staring at me…But yeah, I can listen to them with you, if you want…

Baekhyun: *after you making him watch the videos* Yeah, they’re totally great. I’m so very impressed. Not like I can sing better than them and look better than them. 

Chen: endure Chen endure. Surely they can’t have that many videos they’re going to make you watch…Eventually they’ll stop. Just try not to fall asleep. You’ll definitely never hear the end of that.

Chanyeol: no more. I am not learning their songs on guitar for you. I already write songs for you. I draw the line at playing songs from another k-pop group. I liked it better when you had the life size cardboard cutout of me, even if it gave me a heartattack every damn time I saw it…

DO: you know, when I close my eyes, this becomes possibly bearable. At least they’re a relatively new group so there won’t be that many songs. Eventually they’ll stop and move on. Things like this are just a phase…

Tao: You cannot say that Seventeen and EXO are comparable. We’re on completely different levels. And can you stop playing their rracket, it’s hurting Candy’s ears.

Kai: Are you going to stop listening to them sometime today? No? Well, can I go out and walk the dogs then? Get out for a while? Clear my head? Get away from that noise?

Sehun: No, no, no. That’s just unacceptable. You have *me* and you’re fangirling over another group instead of your own boyfriend? You’re crazy…I should get you checked out…

EXO Reaction To You Rick Rolling Them

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attack-on-sparklez said:

Can you do EXO reacting to you trolling them and sending them a video but it was a rickroll XD

Xiumin: Why would you do that? Aish, what do I do with you?

Luhan: Oh my god that was great! I have to do that to Boazi!!

Kris: Haha funny! But if you think I am not getting you back for this later you are so wrong.

Suho: just play it off with laughter and they won’t think you actually brought it.

Lay: I’m still not sure I understand what was going on.

Byun: They trolled you!

Lay: Oh!!

Baekhyun: I can do it better and you shall be sorry you ever messed with the master!!

Chen: There can only be one troll here and that is my job

Chanyeol: Oh hohoho I see what you did there! Good one! Now help me do that for Byun!

DO: *gif says it all*

Tao: I am starting to get real tired of your shit!

Kai: Oh my god that was great! Teach me how to!

Sehun: I just have to say I don’t think what you did was really fair and I don’t want you to do it again. It was really immature of you.

EXO Reaction To Their Favorite Artist Making A Comeback

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Anonymous said:

Can you do EXO fangirling/fanboying when their favorite artist has a comeback? Your blog is aamzing btw. Your reacts are so funny xD

Xiumin: Oh my god! they’re back! They’re back! They’re back! Weeeee!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally!

Luhan: Oh yes! I totally called it! Finally new music and new videos! oh my god! I have to call Xiumin! He’s gonna freak out!

Kris: This is totally out of this world and into the galaxy! Oh yes! 

Suho: *Suho cannot contain the feels* Today is the best day ever! The boys are behaving and my favorite artist is making a comeback!!

Lay: *immediately starts dancing but he’s so excited that he falls over but continues freaking out anyway*

Baekhyun: *out of excitement, starts blasting their music and dancing around the dorm screaming about their comback, probably to Kyungsoo’s displeasure*

Chen: My body is completely ready for the new music…And the new music videos….

Chanyeol:*immediately starts freaking out when he sees the information online* Guys! Guys! Guys! You’ve gotta see this! They’re making a comeback! Guys!!!!!

DO: *so unable to contain the feels starts clapping with his face again* I have been waiting for this so long!! Aya!!

Tao: Everything is coming up Tao! Let’s get this dance party started!

Kai: What? They’re making a comeback? Hold on, I have to go to the store and get everything! Waiting to listen to the new album shall not happen!

Sehun: Yehet! 1000X Yehet! I have been waiting for this for years!

EXO Reaction To Luhan and Kris Meeting at CNY Rehearsal

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Kris and Luhan: “Hey, how are you? Oh good. Yeah. Been doing good work? Let’s take pictures together.”

Xiumin: “Does anyone think Luhan misses me? Do you?”

Suho: *tries not to cry about seeing his lost babies together and happy.*

Lay: “Isn’t it sad that they’re no longer here with us and we can’t do things together?”

Baekhyun: Are we all just going to pretend that we’re not hurt a little bit and that this is totally ok and we’re not all feeling a little emotional? Ok, right.

Chen: do not cry Chen. Just because they left EXO and aren’t with us anymore does not mean I can cry.

Chanyeol: I guess it’s good that they’re continuing with their dreams. I happy for them…I just miss them…

DO: Oh they’re together? Wow. That’s cool. I wasn’t expecting that.

Tao: “What is this? They met up and didn’t bother to call me? I’m around too!”

Kai: What is happening? Wait, they’re together? What?

Sehun: Yeah fine Luhan, run into Kris and just forget about me and all the times and bubble tea we’ve had together. I’m totally ok with this.