troll shirt

Drew some Branch outfit references, still have to color them, but I may never get there, so I’ll post them now :/

Top right is the base, and quite possibly the best drawing of Branch I’ve ever made

Bottom left are some accessories he adds to his outfit as King

Top middle is a nicer vest and shorts he only really wears on nice, formal occasions (he likes his normal clothes a little too much to stop wearing them completely) and they’re based on a miscolored Branch figurine I bought (his vest is pastel blue and his shorts are light green)

Bottom middle is a winter outfit! Perhaps winter is the only time male trolls wear shirts? And the only time trolls in general wear shoes? Also Poppy made him a fleece scarf when he was still grey and he kept it, but never wore it until he got his colors back

Top left are pajamas. Again, the longsleeve shirt is for the cold season, and he sleeps shirtless every other time of the year

I’ll color these someday maybe.

Caved and drew a troll because a Trollhunters is the Best Show and I gotta make one. I went off of my “fan Stand” a few posts back. Her name is Shmikka and her markings are bioluminescent and someday I’m gonna color her on my laptop instead of fumbling with colors.

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31 days of homestuck || #21 humanized trolls

↳ bonus: pride shirts

[edit:] WHO’S WEARING WHAT FLAG IS WRITTEN IN THE CAPTIONS

i have no specific hc for their human appearance? but it was fun to play around with what came to mind. tho i cannot draw buff people i am sorry. ;A; also color coordination? what color coordination? 

i sure hope i got all the flags right

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unsealed bitch?

I’ll have you know I am a competent, self-taught seamstress, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on cosplay gatherings, and I have over 300 confirmed costumes. I am trained in horn making warfare and I’m the the ~*most canon*~ cosplayer in the Homestuck fandom. You are nothing to me but just another wigless pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this “you only get notes if you’re pretty” website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Big Name Fans across the WORLD, and your convention lineup is being traced right now so you better prepare for the blotchily painted troll shirts, maggot. The shirts that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can offer you constructive cosplay criticism in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in both troll and Beta Kid cosplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of MS Paint Adventures characters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the con floor, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” hate was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spray Ben Nye Final Seal all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

List of Homestuck Halloween Costume Headcanons:

Aradia goes as: Aradiabot, wearing pure red contacts, cardboard robot body and has springs and wires braided into her hair

Damara goes as: an Angel, wearing a robe made by Porrim and various golden jewelry and accessories (possibly stolen from Meenah

Tavros goes as: Jack, from Jack and the bean stalk, wearing medieval clothes and has decorated his wheel chair with vines and green paint

Rufioh goes as: Captain Hook, wearing a red pirate outfit and a fake moustache, has summoned a crocodile fiduspawn and the creature follows him around

Sollux goes as: Morpheus, from The Matrix, wearing a long leather jacket and sunglasses, he carries around a bag of red and blue jelly beans, offering them to people

Mituna goes as: Han Solo, wearing a white shirt and a black vest, his and Latula’s outfits match very well

Karkat goes as: a mutant blooded troll, wearing a black shirt with a fake, red sign and has red makeup on his cheeks, it’s the one night a year he can walk around without worry of being discovered

Kankri goes as: Nothing, this holiday makes people disguise themselves to take candy from strangers, these trolls should be who they are instead of dressing up

Nepeta goes as: Princess Mononoke from Princess Mononoke, wearing the white fur from her kills and riding Pounce de Leon, who is made up to look like a wolf

Meulin goes as: Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, she has fake stitches at certain intervals on her arms and legs and dyed her hair orange, she made a ragged dress too, all by herself!

Kanaya goes as: Rosaline from Twilight, wearing a dark dress and a a long blonde wig, Rosaline the Vampire combines her two favorite things

Porrim goes as: An old sewing maid, having so many costume requests from her friends, when she was thinking of her costume all that came to mind was more sewing!

Terezi goes as: Daredevil, with some applications of red electrical tape, Terezi’s dragon cane is now Daredevil’s! The rest of the costume is store bought.

Latula goes as: Princess Leia, wearing a white dress and a fake blaster pistol, she had to ask Meenah’s help doing her hair in two side buns, her outfit matches Mituna’s very well

Vriska goes as: She doesn’t, she just followers her friends around in her normal clothing, knowing that the group’s costumes will distract any candy givers from noticing her lack of a costume

Aranea goes as: Spider-Girl, she wears the suit, but she can’t see through the mask, at least she has a pair in red and blue, to match the suit

Equius goes as: Goku from Dragonball, borrowing some hair gel and dying an old bathrobe, Equius is ready to go super sayin

Horuss goes in: His steampunk clothing, considering how hot it is in all his clothes, maybe sweatpunk would be a better name!

Gamzee goes as: A juggalo, no one knows for sure if gamzee dressed up or if these are his “fancy juggalo” clothes, while he is dressed mostly the same as normal, he also sports a rainbow tie and red clown shoes.

Kurloz goes as: a Loa from Voodoo religion, when Porrim begins to point out the cultural appropriation, Kankri begins on a rant about Porrim is also guilty of appropriation, for dressing as an old women when she is only 19.

Eridan goes as: a wizard, insisting that he’s wearing the costume because halloween is a time to dress up as a fake thing, he secretly cherishes every compliment he gets.

Cronus goes as: Elvis Presley, outfitted as the younger elvis so he doesn’t have to look fat. It is all secretly a ploy to show any talent agents milling about how good his singing is

Feferi goes as: Ariel from The Little Mermaid,she had a dress split to imitate a mermaid’s tale , she came in first place at the apple bobbing contest

Meenah goes as: The best baker in the universe B-ETTY CROCKER! Carrying around a bunch of Crockertech, she went through neighborhood later that night to smash pumpkins

The True Karkat

This is more a story of a Homestuck-related experience.

M - Weeb (Age???)

P - Friend 1 (Age: 24)

N - Friend 2 (Age: 22)

V - Me (Age: 18)

So a few years back, I was at my local art-supply store with my friend, P. I was buying paint to work on costumes for both of us for a local con and yarn for my own hobby of crocheting.

Another friend of ours, N, was working there and introduced us to M, a new employee who had just started that day. N was just getting off their shift and was headed to a doctor’s appointment and left us with M.

I politely asked where the fabric paints were, as they moved them. She barely paid attention to me, instead zeroing in on P and smiling at her. I asked again and she got huffy, as though I interrupted her.

“Well. Fabric paints are on aisle 1, but if you’re making troll shirts, there’s an acrylic martha stewart paint on aisle 9 that’s /much/ better! I’ve used it on 3 shirts!” I explained I would rather use fabric paint, so it wouldn’t wash out. She gaped at me. “Why would you WASH them????” I was going to answer, but she had already grabbed P by the arm and lead her to aisle 9. I followed, to make sure that she didn’t try anything funny.

She started chatting her up, asking what cosplay she was working on and talking about all the ~big cons~ she went to. I rolled my eyes and told P I needed to go grab some yarn and I’d be back in a sec. When I returned, M was handing P 3 bottles of paint in the wrong colors and saying “V doesn’t know what they’re doing!”

I rolled my eyes and walked back up to retrieve the colors I needed and go to checkout. P had wrestled herself away from M and tells me she’s a little freaked out. When we look up from grabbing our colors, M is standing there and smiles at me. “What troll are you working on?”

“Uhm. Karkat?”

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Omeglestuck Dance Party

dubsy and I (captaincrunchcosplay) are going on omegle today!

in honor of homestuck’s 7th anniversary we’ll make a little international CMV. everyone is invited to participate. you can be in full cosplay, just with a troll or kid shirt or without cosplay, it doesn’t matter. we’re just going to goof around a little, no need to be prepared for anything. the video will be uploaded on my youtube channel.

it will start at 9 pm CEST (central european summer time). so you’ll possibly have to check what time it’ll be for you.

I’ll be roxy and dubsy will be jake. the tags we’re using are: homestuck, homestuck cosplay, captaincrunchcosplay.

I know it’s spontaneous but I hope to see some of you there! also, if you don’t want to be part of the video but you still want to talk to us, you’re welcome to say hello nonetheless :>

I’ll reblog this post a couple of times so as many people as possible can see it.