troll secret


[less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please]

clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth

Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.

Idea from this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. This was fun to do, but I’m kind of craving a proper soft preetzel now.

anonymous asked:

i think people who still tinhat saying mofftiss want us to relive the victioran experience of fans bringing sherlock back are forgetting it doesn't work like that anymore. sherlock of that era was the most popular piece of entertainment, a rare thing, one of few. today? you have hundreds of (much better) tv shows, no one except for few hundred of tumblr fans will bat an eye if sherlock never comes back. imho 99% of casual already forgot they watched the s4 three months ago.

Hey Nonny,

Mmm, I can see the point you’re making here, but that doesn’t mean that’s not what’s happening. Not the brightest move on their part, I grant you, and I do agree with you that the casual audience just come and go. But if it was announced there’s going to be a new episode, you don’t think people would watch it? Crappy season or not, Sherlock is basically a brand name, and people know it and will probably tune in just to see it to see what the hullabaloo is about. It’s one of BBC’s top-rated shows, and people will watch it if something new comes on… I mean… people still watch Dr. Who despite the decline in writing; people still watch Michael Bay movies even though people know they’re probably gonna suck. It’s a psychological thing, just to see what is next, to see how much further it will fall.

The “plan” won’t work they way Mofftiss would have wanted like in Victorian time, agreed, but this is the new age, and tin hatters know that there’s a different medium. There was outrage about the show when TFP aired (“the press always turn”), they cast and crew have all “disappeared”, rumours of no-S5 floating abounds, and people are demanding answers. Essentially… Reichenbach. 

Yet they (the BBC and Mofftiss) seem intent on ensuring Sherlock is still on our minds after all of this: Graham Norton released a BC / MF tribute video on their YouTube, the Official Sherlock facebook and YouTube are still producing content months later (not a lot, but just enough to keep reminding people about it), and the media occasionally gets a word from Steven whenever he feels like stirring up shit and leaving his cave.

So while I don’t think a secret episode will draw in as much of an audience as they are used to, it will garner enough to spread by word of mouth. The old “if you build it they will come” dealy-o.

What they did is certainly not the best way to have gone about it, but they’re banking on the hope that the success of the series previously will make the people give them one more chance before canning it completely.

docloudscomeinpurple  asked:

"So you love me, Bruce? Really? Name five of my albums."-Tim Drake, at some point, probably

Tim Drake’s Greatest Hits

“Cropped T-shirts were Cool at some Point, I Swear”

“The Only Loves in My Life are Coffee and Spite”

“Villains can suck my (Bo) Staff”

“Bros 4 Lyfe: A Superboy/Robin/Kid Flash remix” (followed up by the smash hit “Kick-Ass Ladies who can Kick my Ass” featuring Cassie, Cissie, Cassandra, Raven, Anita, Barbara, Stephanie and more)

“Maybe if I Stand Real Still, I’ll Look Taller Than I Am”

(because Bruce is a not so secret Troll and Tim is offended for days after he stopped laughing)

from @miskatonicwhaler to @eeveebethfejvu, a James Bond AU with Emily as Agent 007, Billie as Eve Moneypenny and the Outsider as Q!!!

anonymous asked:

Diabolic Esper, trolling Elgang with shameful secrets he has heard on another timeline.


“No, you cannot have cookies before dinner,” Ciel said tiredly, not even turning to look at Add.  He didn’t see the sharp grin Add gave him.

“If you don’t let me, I’ll tell everyone you have a plushie of Lu in your bags~”

Ciel spun around, wide eyes staring at Add.  “How- no, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.  How many cookies do you want?”

Add grinned.


She looked up from sharpening her claymore.  “Hmm?”

“Can you run an errand for me?”

Elesis sighed and shook her head.  “Sorry, I’ve got reports to write for Penensio.”

“Yeah?  I saw you burning those reports as soon as they came in so you could say they got lost~”

Elesis gave a guilty start, then sighed, glaring at Add as she stood.  “Fine.  What do you need?”

This, Add thought, was more useful than he’d expected.

Welcome home {KilixReader/(Y/N)}

A request for anonymous.

Warnings: Fluffy Kili, cheesy moments, giant softies Thorin and Dwalin             Words: 1,413

As you look up at the mounds of stone, you can’t help but let a small reminiscent smile lay against your lips.

As you stare up at the Mountain Trolls frozen in time you feel your mind slip away into a distant memory…


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anonymous asked:

Biggest secret: I troll my sister (she is 11) online and she thinks she's talking to a 15 year old Australian boy named Stephen. Does this make me a bad sister? I'm only looking out for my sister, making she isn't a fuckgirl or a hoe online...

omg, can’t tell if this if your an evil sister or the best sister ever lmao

Skyler's Secret Admirer (open rp)

@happyqueenandgrumpydork and/or @sapphirecanvas

It’s a warm sunny day and Skyler’s just about to open her door, but when she saw a secret note on it, Skyler took it and read what it says;

Dearest Skyler, roses are red, violets are blue, you’ve been so loyal to me, I’d do the same for you too~, signed your secret admirer.

after reading it, Skyler went to ask Poppy who wrote her a letter “hey Poppy, I have this love letter from someone, but it doesn’t show the name” she showed her the note (a secret person) she found from the door of her house


((OOC: This guy goes to a college near me and I think this is hilarious and I’m sharing it with you now.))