troll king of trolls

When I was pointing out the similarities between Young Peppy and happy Branch’s hair, I distinctly remember @tealbull81 hoping he wouldn’t grow out his hair the same… Mwa ha ha, well… take this! Though I highly doubt Poppy would actually let this fly but damn I’m kinda obsessed with troll Branch with sideburns/mutton chops. Go figure my human Branch is a hairy mofo.


King’s Gaming Ladies event canceled following targeted online harassment campaign

  • Game developer King — makers of Candy Crush Saga — planned to host a women-only developers conference and networking event.
  • But a targeted harassment campaign organized by internet trolls apparently forced its organizers to cancel it.
  • The Barcelona event, called Gaming Ladies, was intended to create a safe space for female game developers, a demographic that’s woefully underrepresented in the gaming world.
  • In response, a small, vitriolic group plotted on the forum ForoCoches (an invite-only car forum that’s basically a Spanish-language 4chan) to pretend to be transgender women in order to gain access to the conference and disrupt it. Read more (6/27/17)

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you ever think about karkat and the signless and how it was said that karkat would succeed him and now karkat is the co-king of the troll kingdom, a new troll civilization on a peaceful planet he created and helped save, with two other aliens that were created in his mutant soft boy image, plus a disabled teal blood, and how karkat vantas, literally, destroyed the blood caste system and rebuilt troll society from the ground up? do you ever think about karkat vantas, the knight of blood, and just get real fucked up and emotionally compromised?

“And I’d give up forever to touch you, ‘cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to Heaven that I’ll ever be, and I don’t want to go home right now.”

“And all I can taste is this moment, and all I can breathe is your life. And sooner or later is over… I just don’t wanna miss you tonight.”

When your best friend @princess-kurama makes you listen “-Iris- Goo Goo Dolls” and you fall in love with it to the point you cry. And you fall in love with those six, animal-animated couples too. 


Over-protective dad Branch is a new headcanon. You know how kids just get into relationships way too early so it isn’t serious? I think I was one of those kids…

(A parody on Daz Black’s “Every Dad’s Reaction” vine.)

Can’t imagine where I got the name River, hehe. Oh, and I don’t have a name for this Broppy daughter yet. Got ideas?